Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Richardface]

Alright, so two things happened.

Either A.) They organized a false flag attack on a legitimate military target and killed no civilians, which is more than what I can say they've done to Ukraine the past 5 whole weeks, to either drag Belarus into the war, justify going harder on Ukraine, or mobilizing.

Or B.) Russia got so ass blasted their Wunderwaffe S-400 was exposed as just an extremely long range SAM with all the weaknesses a SAM has that they're pulling out of peace talks for the time being, while multiple reports are showing they're running with their tail between their legs in the Kiev area.

Holy shit Russia becomes more of a joke by the day at this point.

Why would Russia pull out of peace talks in which the Ukrainians have already conceded their pre war demands if they were losing

 

[White_N]

I'm not sure how exactly the mines work, but seeing these guys just pick them up and kick them seems just wrong.

Imbecility and courage, I suppose

 

[Just A Butt]

Hey look, it’s @Just A Butt!

Spoiler: NSFW

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Gross

 

[Richardface]

I'm not sure how exactly the mines work, but seeing these guys just pick them up and kick them seems just wrong.

Imbecility and courage, I suppose
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Anti-tank mines are only supposed to go off when under very heavy pressure (from a heavy vehicle running over them), it's still an imbecilic thing to do but very Slavic

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Why would Russia pull out of peace talks in which the Ukrainians have already conceded their pre war demands if they were losing

You posted like 20 minutes ago they're pulling out of negotiations.

Russia is using the fact of the Belgorod attack to withdraw from negotiations from Ukraine:

https://nitter.net/FirstSquawk/status/1509830593160249346#m

Why the fuck do the Russians need any excuse to withdraw from negotiations when they're already sanctioned to hell and noone is pressuring them to have negotiations? Why does an attack on Belgorod invalidate negotiating when they're dropping cruise missiles on Kiev?

Something strange is afoot

 

[Ilfitir]

Anti-tank mines are only supposed to go off when under very heavy pressure (from a heavy vehicle running over them), it's still an imbecilic thing to do but very Slavic

 

[Richardface]

You posted like 20 minutes ago they're pulling out of negotiations.

Yes, why would Russia abandon a process which is giving them Ukranian neutrality and a veto over Ukranian military exercises and deployments and a commitment that they will not attempt to recover Crimea or the Donbass by any other method than negotiation if they were losing

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

I'm not sure how exactly the mines work, but seeing these guys just pick them up and kick them seems just wrong.

Imbecility and courage, I suppose
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Anti-tank mines are built to respond to several hundred pounds of pressure, specifically to only detonate when a vehicle hits them. Some newer models have vibration sensors as well to allow them to detonate when someone picks them up, but these evidently aren't those. In theory, it should be safe to just pick them up and get them off the road, but, well in theory, which relies a whole hell of a lot on the mines being well-maintained.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I swear this man is a troll.

I thought that was established when he found out about Merkal being afraid of dogs and he brought a dog to the meeting.

 

[UVB-76]

And in this case their S-400 they jack off so much won't help them. It's useless if something is flying so low it's it doesn't need to worry about RADAR. What they need is to equip sentries with MANPADs and NVGs.

hyping up their SAMs (which are good, but a low flying aircraft still beats it like any other SAM)

The thing is, low level flying isn't even as effective as it was in the old days. Stuff like the Clam Shell and Cheese Board radars were designed to degrade the effectiveness of low flying against radar.
I don't know what kind of cope they're going to come up with. The radars were scheduled to be turned off for maintenance? The crews were asleep?

 

[Richardface]

The thing is, low level flying isn't even as effective as it was in the old days. Stuff like the Clam Shell and Cheese Board radars were designed to degrade the effectiveness of low flying against radar.
I don't know what kind of cope they're going to come up with. The radars were shceduled to be turned off for maintenance? The crews were asleep?

Read the thread, the twist might be the helicopters were Russian

 

[Kane Lives]

Read the thread, the twist might be the helicopters were Russian

If it turns out to be some sort of Rus pilot who got lost and bombed his own city it'd just be perfect for this war.

"What do you mean Kharkov was in the south???"

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

If it turns out to be some sort of Rus pilot who got lost and bombed his own city it'd just be perfect for this war.

RWA got it right: the Ukrainian army ceased to exist two hours into the war, and the last month has just been Russians shooting each other in the confusion.

 

[Psychotron]

I do want to point out, they added fucking Javalins and tanks 2 fortnight.

 

[Check Your Roof]

Don't know if this was posted yet, but apparently a Ukrainian commander was caught in bed with a tranny.

https://streamable.com/zo8epa

Can any Ukrainian speaking Kiwis confirm if this is true?

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Some spicy news from Odessa:

Commander of local territorial defence Andrey Kislovskiy got caught in an underground brothel with a tranny.
This brothel is situated in a hotel "Nemo" which he owns. Dolphinarium serves as a cover for a brother there. Kislovskiy's family owns a big private zoo in Odessa and some tourism business in Crimea. He is also a politician.
No specific reason for why he had to be detained. I bet it's something along the lines of having ties with Russia.

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So yeah, continuation of businesses dealing with other business.

Spoiler: NSFW - Nice cock

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Has ties to Pro-Russian parties so makes sense. Also a fucking dirty Red.

Yes, why would Russia abandon a process which is giving them Ukranian neutrality and a veto over Ukranian military exercises and deployments and a commitment that they will not attempt to recover Crimea or the Donbass by any other method than negotiation if they were losing

My guess is either A.) They're just that ass blasted if it wasn't a false flag or B.) Will use this to try and justify regime change or outright annexation if it was a false flag. Or maybe it's both. I've said ever since the beginning of this whole thing that Russia's public demands are just set dressing for their actual goals.

 

[Borscht]

Don't know if this was posted yet, but apparently a Ukrainian commander was caught in bed with a tranny.

https://streamable.com/zo8epa

Can any Ukrainian speaking Kiwis confirm if this is true?

The chef's kiss is that the Ukrainean federal security service detains a Ukrainean traitor in a Ukrainean brothel with a Ukrainean trans prostitute...

And everybody is speaking Russian.

 

[kuuu]

About food shortages in Moscow:

— I've got a mate, a bro in Moscow, he texted me that he went to a store, pizdets, there was no sugar, no pasta, no buckwheat, blyat, no taters, fucking nothing, the shelves were empty. He tried starting something with the staff and they told him: "Get the fuck out, this is a furniture store."

I'm sorry.

 

[Psychotron]

Has ties to Pro-Russian parties so makes sense. Also a fucking dirty Red.
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My guess is either A.) They're just that ass blasted if it wasn't a false flag or B.) Will use this to try and justify regime change or outright annexation if it was a false flag. Or maybe it's both. I've said ever since the beginning of this whole thing that Russia's public demands are just set dressing for their actual goals.

It's almost like when corrupt people get into power, their power is subverted by their corruption over a long enough time and they become puppets to their sins.

 

[Wy4M]

Alright, so two things happened.

Either A.) They organized a false flag attack on a legitimate military target and killed no civilians, which is more than what I can say they've done to Ukraine the past 5 whole weeks, to either drag Belarus into the war, justify going harder on Ukraine, or mobilizing.

Or B.) Russia got so ass blasted their Wunderwaffe S-400 was exposed as just an extremely long range SAM with all the weaknesses a SAM has that they're pulling out of peace talks for the time being, while multiple reports are showing they're running with their tail between their legs in the Kiev area.

Holy shit Russia becomes more of a joke by the day at this point.

Maybe AZOV or one of their handlers? They have the equipment and feel betrayed by Zelensky