DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil has been talking the most shit about detractors. Of course never naming anyone specific. Yet he chooses a video that isn't even detractor content? He could've chose Xmortis (or Suprcrzy) videos which is pretty much goes deeper than the DTRH video. He's such a damn coward. I very much doubt he'll get to 400 members of over that whack ass goal.
The ItsAGundam vid is my personal fav but it's a bit dated now too. Maybe Knudsen can swap it out at the last minute.
 
Detractors should really start comparing Phil with kingcobrajfs. [...] Legit this dude gets twice Phil's viewship on average.

1. Hit the membership goal and Phil does a condo tour. It's been years. People want to see his house. He would hit this goal easily.
2. Record his day off. People would love to see Phil's adventures shopping at Fred Meyer and the Pet Depot. Show us the Toyota with a month's worth of cat shit in the back seat. Show us what a non-drinker is buying every week at the liquor store.
3. Shower video. It's been years since the last one. Phil's audience are gay and they would love to see Phil naked again.

The reason King Cobra gets twice the viewers is because he does the shit that sparkletor mentioned. Cobes is real, there's no machoor aduhlt roleplay going on, dude will sit in a dark room drunk off his ass repeating basically the same 4 sentences for hours. He's routinely the butt of jokes and takes Ls on stream. He never memory holes it, though, not in a Phil Burnell Retcon kind of way, anyway. Phil could never be as up front and real as Cobes. I'll drop into King Cobra lives sometimes but I cannot even watch a second of Phil's livestreams.
 
Phil has been talking the most shit about detractors. Of course never naming anyone specific. Yet he chooses a video that isn't even detractor content? He's such a damn coward. I very much doubt he'll get to 400 members of over that whack ass goal
He's choosing it because it's so old at this point, when the scummiest thing he did was the project 7 patreon scam, hell it barely acknowledges the Leanna hospital visit. Plus he knows that Frederick isn't connected to the vortex like everyone else, so it's easier for him to dismiss it. That and FK hasn't uploaded anything in 9 months so Phil thinks it's an opportune time to swing at a video that has been one of, if not the biggest thorn in his side for trying to hide from his past.
 
Hey, BitchSissyPhil, if you're reading this, I just wanted to ask: Is the next goal, the one for 450 members gonna be you finally reacting to the bank leaks showing you spend thousands of dhallers on WWE Champions? React to DSP claims microtransactions as "business expenses"? React to DSP tries it: commiting perjury? Your audience consist of mostly tards, so you should go for it, Philip, they probably won't get where their money is going anyway. How about react to DSP attacking reaction videos and insulting youtubers/streamers who do that sort of content? React to the 15 minute compilation of you saying tranny? 1:40 clip of you saying Nigger? DSP reacts it: Discord leaks?
 
From how Phil described it I think the whole Knudsen react is gonna be him putting some "I've grown dood" redemption story spin on everything in the video. I can't remember his exact wording but he said something about the "new Phil" seeing where the "old Phil" went wrong and how it would be interesting to do so.
 
To no one’s surprise, Phil’s membership goal is no-effort, safe, lazy and boring as dirt.

He even called it “an experiment, just like Feasting with the King!” to try to rail people into buying that sub-goal when everyone knows he’ll always avoid detractor content that exposes his shit.

Fredik Knudsen’s video is fairly neutral in portraying which kind of person Phil actually is, and I’m sure he’ll skip the most problematic parts like the Isaac Heimler clip.
Its like some said in the chat; This will be the detoxified This is How You Don't Play all over again. Everything vetted. Everything safe. He won't have a single takeaway. Nothing that makes him think "huh. I guess i can see why people think i'm a piece of shit. Maybe i should change"

Also i would like to officially welcome everyone to the Mid-Life crisis arc. He's so happy with his life its time to go back and see how he THINKS people see him. Whalecome Home.
 
Just to reiterate that Phil received separate $25 tips yesterday and today on his day stream.
The tip stipulated that it was to support the Kirby playthrough and asked him not to add it to the tips goal.
This is one of the few times that Phil has enthusiastically done something he was asked because he loves hiding money.

Phil opened tonight and has not put $50 on the board for the Kirby playthrough and is begging as though he is starting from $0.
That's not defensible. That's a scam.

EDIT: And Trekker drops $50. His fans should be punishing him for this, not rewarding him.
He says this almost matches the earlier stream. Flat lie.
 
Just to reiterate that Phil received separate $25 tips yesterday and today on his day stream.
The tip stipulated that it was to support the Kirby playthrough and asked him not to add it to the tips goal.
This is one of the few times that Phil has enthusiastically done something he was asked because he loves hiding money.

Phil opened tonight and has not put $50 on the board for the Kirby playthrough and is begging although he is starting from $0.
That's not defensible. That's a scam.
This is the kind of stunt that just makes you dislike the pigroach, that 25 is gone to the void like it never happened.
 
Grown man blowing party horns he bought for himself LMAO
In an alternate universe Philliam is living off of various investments he accumulated during the early days of YouTube khantent creator revenue bonanza, he wakes up to his three children blowing up his eardrums with their party horns - he plays around with them before joining them downstairs, a loving wife awaits him - the four of them decorated the living room, a homemade cake is baking in the oven.

That Philliam doesn't have hundreds of jpegs with sweaty men on them though, so I think we all know who the real winner is in this matchup.
 
The more I think about it, the more him going to Fightcade for his members thing makes sense. Super Turbo is his video gaming safe space, but the HD collection's playerbase has been getting more and more sparse. The next Capcom fighting game collection isn't out until June and it only has Hyper Fighting, no Super Turbo or 3rd Strike. Phil is not gonna get any mileage out of Darkstalkers, it will get dropped faster than King of Fighters.

Meanwhile, Fightcade is there, it's free, and people have been telling him it's the best way to play Super Turbo online for literally years. His lame excuse has always been that people cheat with macros, but I think he will agree to try it for the low low price of a 400 member goal, whereupon it will become his standard Friday night game until the heat death of the universe.
it's never happening, to much set-up compared to just buying a "subpar" collection especially when he thinks even pc emulation is inaccurate.
 
DTRH gives detractors an amazing opportunity to work with

DTRH plays -> Phil 'debunks' -> detractor inserts clip debunking the debunk.
There's nothing for detractors to debunk though. Phil's deboonking will consist of the following:

"That was a million years ago dood!"
"I was basically a child then, I've matured and changed."
"Being a deplorable asshole was just a persona."
"I was emulating AVGN/Howard Stern."
"That was what was popular on YouTube at the time."
"There was no manual for being a content creator back then."
"I've apologized for that a million times already but you'll never see my detractors bring that up."
"That was taken out of cahntext!"
"That didn't happen."
 
I've got nothing against Knudsen, but Phil should definitely watch the Top 10 DSP moments series. First off, the production value is insane. Secondly, Secret Unlimited originally was a fan of DSP (IIRC) and if DSP could convince himself of a few shekels (and not be an dick to people) he may have recruited the person who makes arguably the best DSP detractor content on youtube.

Note: I could be wrong about Secret originally being a fan of Phil's there's so many people he turned away that it's hard to keep them straight.
 
Hey, BitchSissyPhil, if you're reading this, I just wanted to ask: Is the next goal, the one for 450 members gonna be you finally reacting to the bank leaks showing you spend thousands of dhallers on WWE Champions? React to DSP claims microtransactions as "business expenses"? React to DSP tries it: commiting perjury? Your audience consist of mostly tards, so you should go for it, Philip, they probably won't get where their money is going anyway. How about react to DSP attacking reaction videos and insulting youtubers/streamers who do that sort of content? React to the 15 minute compilation of you saying tranny? 1:40 clip of you saying Nigger? DSP reacts it: Discord leaks?
DSP Tries It: The Fingertip Challenge reacting to Brittney Gates.
 
We gonna talk about how DSP pocketed $25 yesterday and $25 today for Kirby and never put them up on the total count? So we all know that he said he would not count it earlier (cries about low tips at $60+) and tonight is swarming with people to give him money because they think its slow and want to support it so it doesnt get pulled? It's approaching the end of the stream and its crickets.
 
Night stream almost over

Thanks to furry whale Gametrekker's $50 , Phil did better than early stream with $112 in the pocket

Members 356/400

Begachu is summoned

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