Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Jeep1971]

One of the commisioners in Bob's video, Christopher R. Modranski, is in a wheel chair.
How is it that this guy, who doesn't have use of his legs, can lead a productive life while Bob sits in a tin can with his finger up his ass.

Hey Bob, if you're such a respected member of Carroll County and have all of these followers, why don't you run for a spot on the board?

We know exactly why you won't run. Because everyone in the county knows that you're a joke.
If you ran for a spot on the board, i guarantee you wouldn't get a single vote.

Think about it, you know I'm right.

Renee and him would account for two votes....although Slob would probably fuck up and vote for an opponent.

 

[Henry Mitchell the PI]

I think every one of these minor local government things with public meetings has at least one local nutjob who shows up and tards out for a few minutes every hearing. They're what used to pass for lolcows before the Internet, along with letters to the editor and other forums for lolcows.

I think you are 100 percent right on that; there was a guy who was named Unpaid Truth Troll who joined the Discord dedicated to Gorgeous George a few years ago (he went by a few other names, was a LOL-cow within the soundboard prank call community as well; I forgot what they called him but they made a soundboard out of him like The Banned Soundboard or something); ... he used to do "First Amendment Audits"'; where he would film videos; often starting with him running at full speed across the parking lot and walking into his local county or town office bothering the poor clerk while trying to catch his breath. He would then question them about their First Amendment and free speech practices while on "government property" to make sure they adhere to the Constitution; he would be bothering the receptionist who handles calls related to the sewer drains backing up or the parks and rec department... never bother to show up to his local FBI field office and see if it applied there.
Guy was absolutely insane; would talk about he was anarchist, wanting to abolish the government in favor of "volunteerism"... all while receiving government benefits... sadly he passed away a few years ago

 

[crayolasword]

Look how the plot has changed since Dr Mckim and the Care Bears are on the patrol.

I imagine the delusional retard will be clipping this out of the paper to show people years from now how he took the commissioners to task.

 

[HarveySperg41]

How many time has the commissions, reporter and various community members read this thread and laughed at slob?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

National Weather Service ambassador, sounds pretty fancy. I wonder what it takes to get that sort of title...

Who can become an ambassador? Any organization can become an ambassador, from government agencies to faith-based organizations to privately owned resorts and outfitters. Anyone who wants to help others become better prepared for dangerous weather is welcome to apply.
Source

Oh, I guess literally any person or organization can be a certified weather ambassador if they just ask.

 

[Yaks]

You know I'm honestly surprised Bob hasn't gone deeper than Jim Bakker on the crazy Christian front. Mayhaps I could offer him The Armageddon Time Ark Base Operation? Or are they still only centrally operating in Pennsylvania?

 

[HarveySperg41]

National Weather Service ambassador, sounds pretty fancy. I wonder what it takes to get that sort of title...

Who can become an ambassador? Any organization can become an ambassador, from government agencies to faith-based organizations to privately owned resorts and outfitters. Anyone who wants to help others become better prepared for dangerous weather is welcome to apply.
Source

Oh, I guess literally any person or organization can be a certified weather ambassador if they just ask.

I think I’ll become a weather ambassador too, do you think I can eventually upgrade that to weather arch Duke?

 

[Gay Mouth]

You know I'm honestly surprised Bob hasn't gone deeper than Jim Bakker on the crazy Christian front. Mayhaps I could offer him The Armageddon Time Ark Base Operation? Or are they still only centrally operating in Pennsylvania?

Bob has only ever been interested in Christianity for what he thought it could get him. Authority, revenge, schadenfreude, handouts, pity, brotherhood, an excuse to bitch about the price of bacon. Now that the hackers have successfully taken that sugar out of the kool-aid, he doesn't care. He was never a prophet suffering out of love for the Lord. He was a fat bisexual who choked on his overfilled stomach acid and decided that meant God chose him.

Think about it, you know I'm right.

 

[Yaks]

Bob has only ever been interested in Christianity for what he thought it could get him. Authority, revenge, schadenfreude, handouts, pity, brotherhood, an excuse to bitch about the price of bacon. Now that the hackers have successfully taken that sugar out of the kool-aid, he doesn't care. He was never a prophet suffering out of love for the Lord. He was a fat bisexual who choked on his overfilled stomach acid and decided that meant God chose him.

Think about it, you know I'm right.

I think that's 99% of people who follow the prosperity gospel, sadly.

 

[S O T P]

I think that's 99% of people who follow the prosperity gospel, sadly.

It worked for Slob's food bucket/the world could end any day buddy Jim Bakker until he was convicted of fraud and sent to Federal prison. But, lo' and behold, when he got out of prison he went back to his old schilling anything for cash tricks with a new brainless bimbo wife.

As the old saying goes - You can't teach an old ex-con new tricks.

Bakker's new bimbo wife admitted she had 5 abortions while she was a teenager. 5! Now she thinks abortion is a terrible thing.

Gotta love this Christian hypocrite that will wear any hat to keep the cash flowing in to pay for her very obviously botched facelift and boob job. Remember when Kenny Rogers had a botched facelift and looked Chinese? She's the female version of Kenny Rogers.

Slob is a world-class hypocrite but he's never gotten a facelift or a boob job. However, he keeps packing on the pounds to make his man boobs and chin bigger. I wonder if welfare pays for liposuction?

Nevertheless, why do those buckets of dehydrated sawdust have a shelf life of 30 years if the end of the world is right around the corner?

Here's another old saying - There's one born every minute.

Then again, Slob has been fake preaching to us from his trailer/soul clinic/ministry/Care Bear HQ/weather ambassador central control that "we're living in the last days people, get it straight" for around 12 years or so.

He's almost halfway there on the shelf life of his sawdust bucket supply.

Jim Bakker reeled Slob in. Hook, line and sinker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob has only ever been interested in Christianity for what he thought it could get him. Authority, revenge, schadenfreude, handouts, pity, brotherhood, an excuse to bitch about the price of bacon. Now that the hackers have successfully taken that sugar out of the kool-aid, he doesn't care. He was never a prophet suffering out of love for the Lord. He was a fat bisexual who choked on his overfilled stomach acid and decided that meant God chose him.

Think about it, you know I'm right.

Bob ditched the Jaysus act in a heartbeat when the hackers exposed his lies and frauds. It didn’t take much to topple his great YouTube evangelism legacy. But I bet he still sends checks to Jim Bakker every month, funded by taxpayers, believing this one-way flow of attention and money makes them true friends. Pathetic.

 

[S O T P]

Bob ditched the Jaysus act in a heartbeat when the hackers exposed his lies and frauds. It didn’t take much to topple his great YouTube evangelism legacy. But I bet he still sends checks to Jim Bakker every month, funded by taxpayers, believing this one-way flow of attention and money makes them true friends. Pathetic.

According to a Slob video, his Dad was on welfare for many years, and aside from 2-3 short-term jobs (before Slob got fired from them), the longest-running job he had was a paperboy.

Welfare has paid for everything for about 96% of his useless existence.

Too bad he's never taken the time to thank the American taxpayers for food stamps, welfare, health insurance, gas vouchers, discounted drugs, and all the useless crap he's bought with his welfare checks to support his grandiose delusions for nearly 4 decades.

He's yet to spend a dime on his shithole trailer. Nooooo, Jesus hats and t-shirts, food buckets, fake security guard clothes, radios, and weather stations take priority.

Instead of thanking the taxpayers, he bitches and complains and whines that he doesn't get enough, begs in person and in his videos for more, and starts a GoFundMe page.

And he complained and whined that a little girl that actually has spina bifida had a benefit to raise money for her corrective surgery and no one ever held a benefit for him.

He called the little girl's grandmother to beg for money. She called the cops. The cops called him and told him to stop soliciting.

That's a video he made that's worth looking in the archives for.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Instead of thanking the taxpayers, he bitches and complains and whines that he doesn't get enough, begs in person and online for more, and starts a GoFundMe page.

Bob is miserable and always has been. He grows angrier and more uncomfortable every day. And he wonders why nobody bought the religion he was selling.

 

[Gay Mouth]

believing this one-way flow of attention and money makes them true friends. Pathetic.

Bob is miserable and always has been. He grows angrier and more uncomfortable every day. And he wonders why nobody bought the religion he was selling.

Bob used to love to quote the Bible, the parts that say the sick and feeble should be taken care of, while also arguing with the parts that say those that don’t work won’t eat. Here’s a verse for slob-

Matthew 7:21-23
“21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day,‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’“

Wow, straight from Jesus’ mouth. You have to do the will of the Father, not just confess Christ or claim to be a chosen one. Non-denominational hicks like to say “just profess jaysis as ur personnel lord’n’savyer, and then go back to thumbing your ass in your trailer! That it, yer sayvd!” No, those with faith perform good works out of their love for God. All Slob has done is take advantage of a mentally slow woman while letting her live in filth. Slob is going to be quite disappointed when he meets the creator of bacon.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Don’t forget that Bob also lacks basic education in his own religion. He doesn’t know a word of Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek, so has to believe what shyster pastors tell him the translations mean. (Those pastors barely know English themselves, let alone the primary languages of the texts on which their religion is based.)

He’s essentially a big fat dummy who thought he could make money out of preaching, like his hero Jim Bakker. He failed, and the hackers stopped him for good. Now he’s trying to fake his way into getting paid to tell people it’s raining, and deliberately causing car accidents in hope of a payday. (There’s a reason he always paid his monthly legal service even if it meant Rene had to go without essential medicines.)

BTW: I recently found out from an elderly friend on Social Security that EBT benefits skyrocketed during COVID, to the tune of some people receiving $300+ PER WEEK for food. Was Bob still raiding food pantries all this time, taking vital nourishment from children who need it? Yes he was.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think Bob could have accomplished much more in his life if he took the time to learn to read and write at higher than a 5th grade level.

"Rendezvous? What stupid idiot came up with that word!? You can't just add extra letters in a word for no reason! They made up that word to trick smart people like me who can't pronounce it!"

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I think Bob could have accomplished much more in his life if he took the time to learn to read and write at higher than a 5th grade level.

"Rendezvous? What stupid idiot came up with that word!? You can't just add extra letters in a word for no reason! They made up that word to trick smart people like me who can't pronounce it!"

I think that he could have been a real prophet, not just a fake one, if he had just kept his ego under control. Remember that he has Paranoid Personality Disorder, which places him on the schizophrenia spectrum. That is, he has a quirk of neurochemistry that lowers his levels of the inhibitory neurotransmitter GABA. People with low GABA are more open to the supernatural, for good or for ill. In his case, for ill, because with his selfishness he is poor in the ability to keep the Holy Spirit in his heart. Most spiritual influence he operates under is demonic now. Demons keep him ineffectual with lust (bisexual threesome!), gluttony (BACON has so much sugar that it is basically meat candy), pride (REAL DOCTOR!), and wrath (look at any of his videos where he gets worked up and red in the face). I'm pretty sure that God is disappointed in him.

 

[S O T P]

I think Bob could have accomplished much more in his life if he took the time to learn to read and write at higher than a 5th grade level.

"Rendezvous? What stupid idiot came up with that word!? You can't just add extra letters in a word for no reason! They made up that word to trick smart people like me who can't pronounce it!"

Rendezvous is way over his level of comprehension.

He has trouble with the word stop - - - SOTP, S O T P, S.O.T.P!

That video is a classic, and a true testament to all the degrees Slob has under his belt.

Anyone can buy a useless degree and you get what you pay for.

The Carroll County Board of Commissioners held an award ceremony for emergency services personnel.

Guess who wasn't invited to receive an award?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Haven't checked on the good Doctor in quite a while. Has he horded any bacon for the up coming world war with Russia?

 

[S O T P]

Haven't checked on the good Doctor in quite a while. Has he horded any bacon for the up coming world war with Russia?

He stocked up on Jim Bakker food buckets.