Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Russian personal equipment abandoned by the side of a river in the marshes, looks like somebody had to swim for it.

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Looks like a whole platoon had to, potentially a whole Company did assuming more out of frame backpacks and they suffered some losses.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

The Russian history is defensive wars that are usually won and offensive wars that are crapshoot slogs where the plan is to win eventually. The Chinese history is civil wars and getting dicked in virtually every offensive war ever waged. The PLA has massive manpower but no way to meaningfully deploy it and no real combat experience that isn't shooting streetshitters.

 

[mr.moon1488]

"I will justify russian shooting civilians in cold blood while crying over a few artillery men being shot in the knees over shelling cities"

Ah yes, the Russians absolutely had to be the ones who killed those civilians. We didn't have about a hundred pages of Ukies shooting "saboteurs" in the last thread.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

The Russian history is defensive wars that are usually won and offensive wars that are crapshoot slogs where the plan is to win eventually. The Chinese history is civil wars and getting dicked in virtually every offensive war ever waged. The PLA has massive manpower but no way to meaningfully deploy it and no real combat experience that isn't shooting streetshitters.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

God willing, we'll soon see a Swiss Paladin fighting a Russian Necromancer.

I can see it now...

 

[Elbereth]

Every evil limp dicked faggot in the world is standing up behind ukraine. Then they ask why I an anti ukraine. It's pretty clear.

Post your photos

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Side note: it's not gathering nearly as much attention, so I don't have much in the way of details, but Azerbaijan is continuing to take advantage of the Russian troops being pulled for use in Ukraine. Map is reported to be from yesterday.

 

[White_N]

Suckstart a shotgun and do us all a favor. There's enough evidence from multiple sources here for it.

Right after you buddy
Its photo of dead bodies some even without context. Three of these sources are related ukranian government, what a surprise, and it's not like media parroting each other without checking stuff out.

"I will justify russian shooting civilians in cold blood while crying over a few artillery men being shot in the knees over shelling cities"

Yes this is exactly what i did. Don't ask questions and consume the narative.

And if they are killed by the Russian army, then there are questions.

Haven't we already established that Ukrainian civilians are armed with Molotov cocktails and are given weapons to fight the troops? Are they still civilians? And the Ukrainian troops change into civilian clothes and try to disappear into the crowd, after which they hit the rear of the army.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Have the Russians turned into ghouls or whatever gay bullshit Twitter is saying they did in Chernobyl and when is something interesting going to happen?

Exclusive Ukrainian intelligence photo of Russian soldier who went to Chernobyl

Next interesting thing in the Ukraine is the battle of Donbass, where the bulk of the Ukie army has been holed up since the start of the war. Russia is pulling major reinforcements into the east so looks like they're gonna have an old fashioned knock down fight. I expect they'll declare victory soon after, and Nato will say "ACKSHUALLY you only conquered a third of Ukraine so according to the war goals we made up you lose heh "

Taiwan has vital resources that the US wouldn't let get in Chang hands under any cirumstances.

The days of the US government's opinion being very important, especially to countries they owe money to, are coming to a close. Idk why every empire in history thinks it's indispensible right before it gets brutally ass raped, turns gay, and never recovers. Hubris, I guess.

Well, like the man said, Ukraine is big gay… Simping for Ukraine is bigger gay.

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Kyiv

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Right after you buddy
Its photo of dead bodies some even without context. Three of these sources are related ukranian government, what a surprise, and it's not like media parroting each other without checking stuff out.

Yes this is exactly what i did. Don't ask questions and consume the narative.

Exactly like how you don't ask questions and assume they deserved it.

Side note: it's not gathering nearly as much attention, so I don't have much in the way of details, but Azerbaijan is continuing to take advantage of the Russian troops being pulled for use in Ukraine. Map is reported to be from yesterday.

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Got names I can type on an english keyboard?

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Side note: it's not gathering nearly as much attention, so I don't have much in the way of details, but Azerbaijan is continuing to take advantage of the Russian troops being pulled for use in Ukraine. Map is reported to be from yesterday.

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Have the Iranians actually sent anyone to Armenia or are they posturing while doing fuck all yet again like that PS2 video they made of their drone killing Drumpf?

 

[Lord Edge of Leetworth]

Russian personal equipment abandoned by the side of a river in the marshes, looks like somebody had to swim for it.
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They came in with tanks and they left without their clothes. Beautiful.

 

[RedDelicious]

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Also, half the casualties were eaten.

 

[Psychotron]

especially on the right. The signs were all there, and obvious.

I thought this was just gonna be Crimea 2 where the Russians would just be there to stop the false flag bois from getting totally crushed in the donbas

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

I expect they'll declare victory soon after, and Nato will say "ACKSHUALLY you only conquered a third of Ukraine so according to the war goals we made up you lose heh "

Won't be a victory, but will be remembered in the same way as the Winter War, which also annexed Finland territory, as Russia embarrassing themselves by expecting to trample over their smaller and weaker opponent because RUSSIA STRONK and finding a meat grinder, although this one will be much more mutal.

Plus anybody thinking Plan A wasn't regime change is huffing Copium.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Also, half the casualties were eaten.

Hauuuuuh, vewy tasty rong pig soup

Have the Iranians actually sent anyone to Armenia or are they posturing while doing fuck all yet again like that PS2 video they made of their drone killing Drumpf?

I fucking forgot about that hahahahahaahahhaha

This is comedic gold

 

[JosephStalin]

Russian personal equipment abandoned by the side of a river in the marshes, looks like somebody had to swim for it.

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Good Lord. These troops even left their weapons behind. Poor training and poor leadership apparently left these troops to escape any way they could. Believe the Ukes found a lot of useful things/information here.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Won't be a victory, but will be remembered in the same way as the Winter War, which also annexed Finland territory, as Russia embarrassing themselves by expecting to trample over their smaller and weaker opponent because RUSSIA STRONK and finding a meat grinder, although this one will be much more mutal.

Plus anybody thinking Plan A wasn't regime change is huffing Copium.

The handy guide is this: Any territorial outcome that doesn't at least leave the rest of Ukraine landlocked is a Russian defeat and a sub-Winter War tier outcome. Formalizing Donetsk and Lugansk as Russian or settling after Mariupol, a city that went over to the DNR without a shot fired in 2014, is a loss clear to anyone no matter how many layers of spin they're on.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Side note: it's not gathering nearly as much attention, so I don't have much in the way of details, but Azerbaijan is continuing to take advantage of the Russian troops being pulled for use in Ukraine. Map is reported to be from yesterday.

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Jesus do they want Russia to throw a missile or 30 at them? Because that's how it will happen. The Russian forces there are legitimate peacekeepers, and with them tied up in Ukraine, that only leaves so many options to deal with ceasefire violations.

 

[kuuu]

Times there were calls between bigwigs and Putin since the beginning of the special operations so far.

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Swedish and NATO air-force activity since 13th of March to 31st.

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