The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[Klokateer636]

Watching it right now. Chris walks into an Indian restaurant, and his first thought is "Better impersonate Apu". And when they say not to, he then turns around and does it anyways.... and there's a server RIGHT FUCKING THERE!

That's a quality Chris moment right there lmao

 

[SecretlyAGhost]

Watching it right now. Chris walks into an Indian restaurant, and his first thought is "Better impersonate Apu". And when they say not to, he then turns around and does it anyways.... and there's a server RIGHT FUCKING THERE!

That's a quality Chris moment right there lmao

The fact I both expected and also didn't expect him to actually do that followed by the second-hand embarassment having to watch it LOL

 

[Coom Cruiser]

I just saw that part. Wow. How anyone in the LGBT and SJW community still support Chris is beyond me. Chris' social ques are still fucked up and lead towards the eventual motherfucking years from the point of this video.

My theory is they recognise Chris as being a full-blown sperg and support him out of misplaced pity, fear of upsetting peers by rejecting an autistic tranny and/or hoping to use him for brownie points. Overlooking some 'tism-laced casual racism is potentially worth the moral altruism.

Still, I think tapping Barb's pussy drew a pretty hard line in the sand though. Fucking degenerates.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Watching it right now. Chris walks into an Indian restaurant, and his first thought is "Better impersonate Apu". And when they say not to, he then turns around and does it anyways.... and there's a server RIGHT FUCKING THERE!

That's a quality Chris moment right there lmao

And the dumb SOB wonders why he isn't liked. Autism or not, when Chris hangs around others within the SJW community, he should've known not to do that. Seems like his social skills really downgraded. Mainstreaming Chris was a mistake.

 

[Abra]

Lmao, the Apu impression moment was delightful. The shift from Chris looking so confident about just HAVING to tell this incredibly original ~joke~ and then being awkward when the other guys kept telling him no, superb.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[The Un-Clit]

I have to admit I am more invested in watching new updates of this series then I am of Geno's (sorry, @SamuellyGenie!) lately, just for the horrific little tidbits above and of course the views of Chris's teenager-junkpiled room of toys and crap, the bellowing beagles and listening to him sperg out on gravity, as well as the well done drawings. Now if only they'd ditch the incredibly cringy fake Chris-Chan voiceovers this might become quality yet.

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

It’s ok as a normie introduction to Chris, but doesn’t offer anything new or substantial to anyone else.

That Chris impression is god awful though. Sounds more like a bad impression of Droopy Dog or Truman Capote than Chris.

Hoping the unused Megan footage will be shown but I’m not holding my breath

Finally got around to watching part 1. I thought people were joking about the impressions. Nope. They're really hard to listen to and wreck the whole thing.

That seems to be a thing that documentarians do though, so I get that they did it to appeal to the masses who come to expect awful impressions from their shitty documentaries. But for me, no thanks. Maybe I'll watch the rest and just mute the parts where they're reading letters.

 

[Coom Cruiser]

I have to admit I am more invested in watching new updates of this series then I am of Geno's (sorry, @SamuellyGenie!) lately, just for the horrific little tidbits above and of course the views of Chris's teenager-junkpiled room of toys and crap, the bellowing beagles and listening to him sperg out on gravity, as well as the well done drawings. Now if only they'd ditch the incredibly cringy fake Chris-Chan voiceovers this might become quality yet.

I agree; even though the content has been covered to death I do find it interesting to see someone cover it with a slightly different flavor. Geno's series has evolved into a deep-dive archive, a record for complete posterity.

Although I admit I got about 40mins into the new vid and practically skipped to the end for the Apu impression and fan-meet. Those few minutes of new footage made the video. The way he hugged them in would be enough to trigger a flee response in most sane people. Gloriously painful to watch.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

How anyone in the LGBT and SJW community still support Chris is beyond me.

even if it is embarrassing, it distracts from all the important problems that would kill their 'progress'.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Lmao, the Apu impression moment was delightful. The shift from Chris looking so confident about just HAVING to tell this incredibly original ~joke~ and then being awkward when the other guys kept telling him no, superb.

At his heart, Chris has always been a central Virginia cracker. And an Indian restaurant was a great place to take him to demonstrate that.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I have to admit I am more invested in watching new updates of this series then I am of Geno's (sorry, @SamuellyGenie!) lately, just for the horrific little tidbits above and of course the views of Chris's teenager-junkpiled room of toys and crap, the bellowing beagles and listening to him sperg out on gravity, as well as the well done drawings. Now if only they'd ditch the incredibly cringy fake Chris-Chan voiceovers this might become quality yet.

I think it's more enjoyable for those new videos in high quality and see how awful it is being Chris. I think the difference is between the GFM, and Geno Samuel docs are that GFM is briefly going over the major parts of Chris's life, while Genos is going to everything that occurred (it's in the name of the doc).

 

[Cockadoodle85]

Yeah, it genuinely is hard to watch. They need a lot of pets after having to put up with Chris's rage.

Just imagine the abuse those dogs went through to scream like that.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly I tuned out most of the video because it was just a repeat of the same shit that i heard so many times. The only interesting tidbits were with the unseen footage of Chris.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I got halfway through three. I think I'm done. An hour and a half of that narrator talking non-stop describing funny things in a way that makes them not funny is too much. For a documentary about Chris, there is very little of Chris in it. It's like someone wrote a 500 page school report on Chris and then read it into a microphone.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I got the Megan footage right here for you.

For some reason I was not expecting her to have a southern drawl like the Chandlers do. Weird.

 

[Boom Boss]

Chris screaming at his dogs was infuriating and extremely uncomfortable to hear. Imagine being GFM and hearing this.
Also lol at the guy mocking Chris for thinking an Xbox controller would work on the Switch,

GFM had an awkward face when Chris was yelling.

I felt uncomfortable watching that. Seeing Chris like this makes it clear why he is widely hated. He acted like that in the Christmas video too.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

GFM had an awkward face when Chris was yelling.

I felt uncomfortable watching that. Seeing Chris like this makes it clear why he is widely hated. He acted like that in the Christmas video too.

Looks like mainstreaming didn't teach Chris class (or anything else for that matter). It's obvious that while Chris loved Patti, the only one who took care of her was Bob. With Clover and Snoopy, you knew how they were going to end up eventually with Chris (and Barb) taking care of them from the beginning. Among a litany of things Chris shouldn't have access to pets, internet, the elderly and housing.

 

[King Bradley]

Lmao, the Apu impression moment was delightful. The shift from Chris looking so confident about just HAVING to tell this incredibly original ~joke~ and then being awkward when the other guys kept telling him no, superb.

That Apu moment was perfect. It reminded me of the good old days of Chris back when he did his impression of Mr Popo.

CWC Records: Christian Weston Chandler - Song for Jackie

AINT NO SAYIN WITH THE FIDDLE!This was actually on the Sonichu site (but the site is just making fun of him)

www.youtube.com

 

[Muu]

Wonder if barb's gonna get interviewed or something good for the finale.