4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

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So the big question after all this is how financially screwed is Ralph for this event. If we are generous and say 50 people paid for a ticket (I'm assuming people like Dick and Destiny didn't) then Ralph took in only about $3200 before expenses.

Paying for hotel, gas, food, food, a $300 cowboy hat, food, alcohol, coke and food alone would be a decent chunk out of that. Follow that up with a trophy that Ralph told them to make as big but as cheap as possible. Its just legs and a bowling ball. Tropies like this tend to be much more ornate. The trophy cost around $150- $200.

Next up is the comedian and comedy band troupe. On the massively cheap end and Ralph telling them it'll be great exposure for them on the Killstream its still gonna cost him $350 to $500, most likely more. The musical act travels the country so most likely a hotel is required.

Next, we know Ralph's donos were on because we saw one or two but he pretty much made nothing in streaming.

Finally as someone said on Flams stream, he did get the alley for free but deals like this almost always require him to bring a min headcount and for them to sell a min amount of booze and food to make it worth it. From the looks of the crowd, not only was turnout low, no one was eating and people weren't pounding drinks. Also the swatting probably killed a lot of business.

Ralph is going to have to pay the alley anything gap between what the alley took and their minimum. For an alley that size I would hazard a guess of around $5,000 to $7,500 as the min.

Ralph lost out on this event hard.
 
I don't wanna step on the toes of the dude who does all the amazing Ralph and Patrick Tomlinson art, but this shitshow left me too inspired to not contribute:
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ETA: FUCK I forgot to write SPED on his shirt.
I might buy a silver coin with this or something similar on one side.
 
Im really going to be suprised if Ethan Ralph lets dick off for embarrassing him a second time without even a passive aggressive remark.

I think Dick planned to ditch early from the start, hence why his girlfriend was overdressed. Which makes it better, because he knew it was going to be a boring shitshow filled with a group of losers.
 
So the big question after all this is how financially screwed is Ralph for this event. If we are generous and say 50 people paid for a ticket (I'm assuming people like Dick and Destiny didn't) then Ralph took in only about $3200 before expenses.

Paying for hotel, gas, food, food, a $300 cowboy hat, food, alcohol, coke and food alone would be a decent chunk out of that. Follow that up with a trophy that Ralph told them to make as big but as cheap as possible. Its just legs and a bowling ball. Tropies like this tend to be much more ornate. The trophy cost around $150- $200.

Next up is the comedian and comedy band troupe. On the massively cheap end and Ralph telling them it'll be great exposure for them on the Killstream its still gonna cost him $350 to $500, most likely more. The musical act travels the country so most likely a hotel is required.

Next, we know Ralph's donos were on because we saw one or two but he pretty much made nothing in streaming.

Finally as someone said on Flams stream, he did get the alley for free but deals like this almost always require him to bring a min headcount and for them to sell a min amount of booze and food to make it worth it. From the looks of the crowd, not only was turnout low, no one was eating and people weren't pounding drinks. Also the swatting probably killed a lot of business.

Ralph is going to have to pay the alley anything gap between what the alley took and their minimum. For an alley that size I would hazard a guess of around $5,000 to $7,500 as the min.

Ralph lost out on this event hard.
Any profits he did make went up his nose.
 
There are other angles of her. She's about 8 months pregnant.

I have an archive of Tux's video waiting for full computer power, it shows her.
Now that you mention it I can see her hand over her bump in that pic. I thought she looked like Blair White on stream last night so this is a revelation to me.
 
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A complete missed opportunity, Dick, Mersh and Royce should have had a panel going since they are all wannabe comedians just riffing off of the crowd and taking questions, the debate was a disaster none of the debaters wanted to be there at all and Ralph did a piss poor job moderating it and controlling the autistic crowd. But Pig man wanted to be the center of attention and preformed badly. Ralph won the tournament because everyone left so he only faced 1 team. What a shitshow.
 
Did that guy throw a really bitch-made elbow or is Ralph just a Weeble?
Its hard to knockout someone with as much drugs on their system. Unless you are cirurgical in hitting that power switch in the jaw, druggies will just wobble. Same reason why these same people sometimes take a dozen pistol rounds and keep going until they bleed out; their body cannot properly register the pain.
 
Also, the thread jumping 40 pages in a day hasme worried.

Can someone give me a rundown?
- Ralph started the stream 2 hours late
- Ralph was wearing the same shirt as he was the day prior. Probably didn't even shower.
- Tux, the creator of SuperGunt64, was there undercover streaming without audio for about an hour until Ralph found out and kicked him
- Less than 50 people turned out to the event. Probably 8-10 were undercover aylawgs
- Destiny was visibly annoyed the entire time and took the piss out of Ralph every chance he got. Including making fun of the pathetic turnout and shouting out KF
- Dick left less than halfway through the event, using a bomb threat and "broken arm" as an excuse
- Ralph spent an hour seething and arguing with Metokur on twitter. Metokur clowned and humiliated him effortlessly.
- Ralph got elbowed in the face by the 2nd shortest man there after himself.
- Chaggot willingly got peppersprayed cause he's an attention whore and wanted telegram followers.
- Ralph coped and claimed the event was win, even as his twitter followers were laughing at him.

It went about as badly as it could've gone for the Gunt. Massive L
 
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I think Dick planned to ditch early from the start, hence why his girlfriend was overdressed. Which makes it better, because he knew it was going to be a boring shitshow filled with a group of losers.
Imagine how disappointed Ralph was when Dick brought his GF. This was the first way Dick signaled how disinterested he was in hanging with Ralph. He made some other plans in Dallas so it wasn’t a total waste.

Dick absolutely had to show his face however or Ralph would have committed suicide. I think Dick swore to come to the event after the Portugal debacle.
There are other angles of her. She's about 8 months pregnant.

I have an archive of Tux's video waiting for full computer power, it shows her.
LMAO she went because her BF told her there was going to be some sad 8 month pregnant woman getting married there and she should go for moral support.

When asked about May she was informed she had her baby last week and Ralph just left her and the baby in Rochester to humiliate himself in Texas.
 
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