4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[MadStan]

You know, Ralph reminds me of what L. Ron Hubbard must have felt like after it was revealed his Dianetics was just a bunch of horseshit...and people just still hung around and had a hard-on for him. Ralph has his core group of fans and he feels like a cult leader with his weeny hoard of financiers.

But for me, I just find it absolutely hilarious to constantly see people stream and discuss their expertise on Globalism, Nationalism and the like while displaying great difficulty setting up microphones and streaming.

It's like a guy claiming to be a NASA expert who them fumbles in a YouTube video trying to show you how a coffee machine works.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Don't forget that literally NONE of the female guests actually showed up.
Now I wonder why that would be?

I think women tend to have reservations about going to an event with not only with an alleged rapist, but with attendees that have absolutely no problem with the alleged rapist being an alleged rapist.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

For me, the highlight was the kid interrupting the debate going right up to the table and asking if they knew where the bathroom was. The fact Destiny and the other guy just laughed it off but Ralph got so mad at this kid and wanted him thrown out had me dying laughing. Highlights the entire sloppy production of the whole event. In fairness to Ralph, it was clearly a troll, the kid seems to smirk as he asks and he has headphones on if you look carefully.
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How dare he violate the sanctity of Ralph’s STAGE, (table with 3 chairs in a corner near the bathroom) it’s an outrage and I can understand why Ralph started shrieking for security to throw him out.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Every time Ralph needs his daddy, he somehow gets injured and bails
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"fun event otherwise" LMAO

Is he gonna put his arm in a little sling to sell the lie?

Dick needs to come up with a better system for flaking on Ralph so he doesn't have to keep faking injuries.

 

[ddlloo]

Is he gonna put his arm in a little sling to sell the lie?

Dick needs to come up with a better system for flaking on Ralph so he doesn't have to keep faking injuries.

Hey now, this lie also gets him out of having to hang around mersh too! That's a 2 for 1!

 

[Harlan Wick]

Im really going to be suprised if Ethan Ralph lets dick off for embarrassing him a second time without even a passive aggressive remark.

As long as Dick appears to carry and guard the Gunt nothing will come of it.

 

[FFinfo]

Was he visibly shorter than Destiny, who’s about 5’7” or 8?

There's 3 or so separate frames of him standing beside a fixed reference of height (bowling ball) he is irrefutably no taller than 5'3

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

I don't wanna step on the toes of the dude who does all the amazing Ralph and Patrick Tomlinson art, but this shitshow left me too inspired to not contribute:
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ETA: FUCK I forgot to write SPED on his shirt.

Took the liberty to colorize.

 

[Image Reactions]

As long as Dick appears to carry and guard the Gunt nothing will come of it.

The countdown to Gunt’s flail at the screeching beaner is getting lower by each public disaster.

Before this year is up, is my prediction.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

She;

• dated an open pedophile
• admitted she was into the same shit
• genderspecial'd while dating the pedophile
• dumped the pedophile to be with someone that was dating an 18 year old
• tried pressuring an 18 year old into letting her join for a threesome
• starting dating a redneck alcoholic after his child bride ran away
• got impregnated
• tried pressuring a BDP whore into a threesome
• has given her fiance a pass to fuck whoever he wants
• got impregnated by a hog
• went with Ralph to try to squeeze Chris into talking about Nulls broke dick

What the fuck makes you think she's not fucking retarded enough to stay with Ralph? She is legitimately a brain dead fucking retard.

Seriously, she is legitimately as stupid and deranged as Ralph.

 

[Jew-ish]

Is he gonna put his arm in a little sling to sell the lie?

Dick needs to come up with a better system for flaking on Ralph so he doesn't have to keep faking injuries.

Nah, Ralph has no choice but to believe Dick.

 

[MadStan]

 

[Sammich]

The question for me now is:

Does Ethanol think this event was a big fat iNTERNET W? Or is he rightfully insecure about the humiliation he has brought himself?

If he spins it as "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS WILD; you never know what is gonna happen on the killstream even at our live events. " That would go over pretty well, no one can say it wasn't pretty eventful.

I'm not sure if he will do that though, he's not very bright.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

 

[ddlloo]

Nah, Ralph has no choice but to believe Dick.

Not sure he actually believes Dick, but as long Dick doesn't publicly mess with Ralph I think he'll let it slide.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

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God damn, how have we never had a little Enos gunt meme before??
All this party needed was two A-logs - one with a camera, the other to pull Gunt's T-shirt over his head exposing the gunt as he flails his arms trying to escape. Sad omission....

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The beauty of the swing has nothing to do with how shit it was. It's that Wigger Ralph, whose pride comes before anything else, was talking shit, got hit in the face by another man without retaliating, then immediately hollering "arrest him".

He was disrespected publicly and on camera without reciprocating retaliation, and then immediately yells for help. Even a white trash wigger like him can't rationalize that as a W.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Was he visibly shorter than Destiny, who’s about 5’7” or 8?

The gigachad who asked about the toilet during the debate got separate photos with Destiny and Ralph. He's taller than both of them but not by much each so they look similar height.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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How has nobody made the Napoleon Dynamite connection yet?

 

[Hüftpriester]

The gigachad who asked about the toilet during the debate got separate photos with Destiny and Ralph. He's taller than both of them but not by much each so they look similar height.

We also have to keep in mind Ralph probably never leaves the house without height boosting shoes/boots.