4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

So the big question after all this is how financially screwed is Ralph for this event. If we are generous and say 50 people paid for a ticket (I'm assuming people like Dick and Destiny didn't) then Ralph took in only about $3200 before expenses.

Paying for hotel, gas, food, food, a $300 cowboy hat, food, alcohol, coke and food alone would be a decent chunk out of that. Follow that up with a trophy that Ralph told them to make as big but as cheap as possible. Its just legs and a bowling ball. Tropies like this tend to be much more ornate. The trophy cost around $150- $200.

Next up is the comedian and comedy band troupe. On the massively cheap end and Ralph telling them it'll be great exposure for them on the Killstream its still gonna cost him $350 to $500, most likely more. The musical act travels the country so most likely a hotel is required.

Next, we know Ralph's donos were on because we saw one or two but he pretty much made nothing in streaming.

Finally as someone said on Flams stream, he did get the alley for free but deals like this almost always require him to bring a min headcount and for them to sell a min amount of booze and food to make it worth it. From the looks of the crowd, not only was turnout low, no one was eating and people weren't pounding drinks. Also the swatting probably killed a lot of business.

Ralph is going to have to pay the alley anything gap between what the alley took and their minimum. For an alley that size I would hazard a guess of around $5,000 to $7,500 as the min.

Ralph lost out on this event hard.

Even harder when Ralph built this event up so much for a couple of months and when the event finally arrives it's this shitshow that starts late, goes right into a debate on Globalism, more tech issues with mics not working, bad positioning for the camera, the stream crapping out several times, the comedic stylings of Alex Klein and ?, the comedic stylings of Pat Dixon, promoted guest Dick Masterson beating a hasty retreat during the event, and the stationary camera being pointed in the direction of the bowling lanes but showing no bowling. Not to mention that instead of working on tech issues the night before the event Ralph decided to spend his time hollering outside of a 7-11 that was across the street from The Blaze Studios where You Are Here was being filmed because he cancelled his appearance the day after Alice went on Kino Casino and told how she said "no" to a request to suck his dick which resulted in Ralph getting her blackout drunk and (so he said) using her to pleasure himself (Eeew!) then running like hell when the Police showed up likely because the employees in the businesses of the parking lot he was in called them.

And let us not forget his tweeting out a pic of the "crowd" in the bar at the start of the debate with his comment "YUGE". Now if "yuge" means "more than several, but not huge" then sure. But if "YUGE" was another word for "huge", GTFO.

Edit: TYVM to Hüftpriester for reminding me of the hour or so after the debate where Ralph lost another back-and-forth with Mister Metokur on Twitter.

Edit 2: Where were the promised strippers that were to be clothed anyhow?

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

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[Kup]

Well I had a good time, reminded me of the kino that resulted from the first two Vegas trips.

Kudos to that a-log who asked where the bathroom was and to Destiny who took every opportunity to laugh at Ralph.

 

[BBChannel]

Did they even have a proper bowling tournament between the teams? It looks like anyone that wanted to bowl could and Ralph gave himself the trophy.

No, they started late. The tourney was nearly 2 hours late and I guess they never got to do that final panel, unless that panel was just macing Chaggot. By the time they started bowling most of the guests already left or already bowled a few frames on their own while Ralph couldn't figure out how to move the camera to the lanes to show the bowling itself.
Eventually, after scrubbing Chaggot's and possibly others' phones of the stomp (if that did happen) he used another phone from someone else to show the "tourney" which had barely 4 lanes open with about 12 people and the other 3 lanes eventually got bored waiting.
Ralph's highlight was getting 2 gutter balls, but he'll remember the one strike on stream.
He won by default since it was 1:30 AM local time and everyone wants to get home to sleep or avoid being shot.

 

[The Wokest]

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He tuned into Flamengoy's stream said that he had 3 ppl there recording

 

[NickColeman]

Sadly, only two people asked during the debates Q & A where the bathroom was.

 

[Trucker of peace]

So it’s safe to assume @Kramer on the phone / Pantsu was watching her man all night with the baby during the events. She witnessed the same things we all saw. Will this event and the Alice Leaks be what finally cause this lovely horse to pack her shit and leave for good? I cannot put my finger on what would break the horses back to get her to finally see some sanity and logic to run for the hills.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The question for me now is:

Does Ethanol think this event was a big fat iNTERNET W? Or is he rightfully insecure about the humiliation he has brought himself?

I think he desperately wanted it to be a W. I think the cocaine actually made him believe it was a W. The self masturbatory yelling into the mic was insufferable but pure undistilled gunt. Screaming about anime while his actual anime loving paedo groomer horse bride is at home with their newborn so he can hang out with a handful of actual retarded losers on cocaine is so embarrassing. I bet you he felt like the king of the world...in that dingy dallas bowling alley doing lines of coke off a piss stained urinal shrouded in cheap newport smoke. The smallest man in the room who made a trophy for himself, congrats ralph, you're a true winner. Well until you lose xanna's diaper money on Tibetan Teeter-Totter or whatever degenerate shit you bet on.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

So it’s safe to assume @Kramer on the phone / Pantsu was watching her man all night with the baby during the events. She witnessed the same things we all saw. Will this event and the Alice Leaks be what finally cause this lovely horse to pack her shit and leave for good? I cannot put my finger on what would break the horses back to get her to finally see some sanity and logic to run for the hills.

She;

• dated an open pedophile
• admitted she was into the same shit
• genderspecial'd while dating the pedophile
• dumped the pedophile to be with someone that was dating an 18 year old
• tried pressuring an 18 year old into letting her join for a threesome
• starting dating a redneck alcoholic after his child bride ran away
• got impregnated
• tried pressuring a BDP whore into a threesome
• has given her fiance a pass to fuck whoever he wants
• got impregnated by a hog
• went with Ralph to try to squeeze Chris into talking about Nulls broke dick

What the fuck makes you think she's not fucking retarded enough to stay with Ralph? She is legitimately a brain dead fucking retard.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Mmmmm look at that technique.
I think, by my analysis of Ralph's posture he was getting ready for a punch.
Question: Is the bald guy security?

Bonus slowed down. If you watch closely he ALMOST knocked his has off. Ralph must have wedged that hat on there with Titanic strength.

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Did that guy throw a really bitch-made elbow or is Ralph just a Weeble?

Going to power level a bit here since there is now a slowed down version of the elbow. If you were ever going to throw a strike, this is probably the weakest was to throw it. He is throwing a right which should be a cross of some kind but he uses his arm entirely to try and throw the elbow. If you wanted to get some power on it, you would have started with getting power from your right foot, use your hips to rotate through, and then deliver the blow. This was just a terrible strike from start to finish. It still would have knocked Ralph out if he didn't have 200 pounds hanging off his stomach though lol

 

[InwardsStink]

So it’s safe to assume @Kramer on the phone / Pantsu was watching her man all night with the baby during the events. She witnessed the same things we all saw. Will this event and the Alice Leaks be what finally cause this lovely horse to pack her shit and leave for good? I cannot put my finger on what would break the horses back to get her to finally see some sanity and logic to run for the hills.

She was a willing participant in the abuse of Alice. Go read the DM's they are absolutely vile. There is no level of disgusting action that will drive her from Ethan because she is just as disgusting as her. Her father is vile too.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Every time Ralph needs his daddy, he somehow gets injured and bails

"fun event otherwise" LMAO

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

She;

• dated an open pedophile
• admitted she was into the same shit
• genderspecial'd while dating the pedophile
• dumped the pedophile to be with someone that was dating an 18 year old
• tried pressuring an 18 year old into letting her join for a threesome
• starting dating a redneck alcoholic after his child bride ran away
• got impregnated
• tried pressuring a BDP whore into a threesome
• has given her fiance a pass to fuck whoever he wants
• got impregnated by a hog
• went with Ralph to try to squeeze Chris into talking about Nulls broke dick

What the fuck makes you think she's not fucking retarded enough to stay with Ralph? She is legitimately a brain dead fucking retard.

you forgot
* picked a redneck alcoholic who is a clone of her father
* had a threesome with a prostitute while pregnant
* tried to recruit molested children from reddit
* doesn't care her prized pig got beat retarded by a pimp in portugal

Going to power level a bit here since there is now a slowed down version of the elbow. If you were ever going to throw a strike, this is probably the weakest was to throw it.

I think he had a cigarette in his hand so he just went for the elbow? That's what it looked like, either way as weak as it was it still almost knocked gunt over. lol

 

[Tiger Jack]

Don't forget that literally NONE of the female guests actually showed up.
Now I wonder why that would be?

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I guess this doesn't need to be said but I don't recall him mentioning either Pantsu or his daughter once all night?

I'd understand that if he was going with the strippers and hookers thing we were originally promised but there wasn't even that.

As kids, I think most of us have heard tales of our birth or the week after. What happened? Who came to see us? All that shit. Well, in 10 years Meigh gets to say "Your daddy left you 3 days after you were born to shout at a building about gay gangrapes before going to a bowling alley where he got beaten up. Yes, there is video footage of this."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I think he had a cigarette in his hand so he just went for the elbow? That's what it looked like, either way as weak as it was it still almost knocked gunt over. lol

I mean an elbow can still be thrown really strong. The dude just took his core and legs out of the punch and it still did massive damage

 

[TyrasGuard]

So it’s safe to assume @Kramer on the phone / Pantsu was watching her man all night with the baby during the events. She witnessed the same things we all saw. Will this event and the Alice Leaks be what finally cause this lovely horse to pack her shit and leave for good? I cannot put my finger on what would break the horses back to get her to finally see some sanity and logic to run for the hills.

lol she probably has a fetish for being NTR'd in real life. She is a woman but has no respect for any of them, including herself.

Truly a match made in heaven

 

[HackerX]

I think he had a cigarette in his hand so he just went for the elbow? That's what it looked like, either way as weak as it was it still almost knocked gunt over. lol

The beauty of the swing has nothing to do with how shit it was. It's that Wigger Ralph, whose pride comes before anything else, was talking shit, got hit in the face by another man without retaliating, then immediately hollering "arrest him".

He was disrespected publicly and on camera without reciprocating retaliation, and then immediately yells for help. Even a white trash wigger like him can't rationalize that as a W.

 

[Image Reactions]

I guess this doesn't need to be said but I don't recall him mentioning either Pantsu or his daughter once all night?

I'd understand that if he was going with the strippers and hookers thing we were originally promised but there wasn't even that.

As kids, I think most of us have heard tales of our birth or the week after. What happened? Who came to see us? All that shit. Well, in 10 years Meigh gets to say "Your daddy left you 3 days after you were born to shout at a building about gay gangrapes before going to a bowling alley where he got beaten up. Yes, there is video footage of this."

I was able to get an artist’s render.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

- Ralph started the stream 2 hours late
- Ralph was wearing the same shirt as he was the day prior. Probably didn't even shower.
- Tux, the creator of SuperGunt64, was there undercover streaming without audio for about an hour until Ralph found out and kicked him
- Less than 50 people turned out to the event. Probably 8-10 were undercover aylawgs
- Destiny was visibly annoyed the entire time and took the piss out of Ralph every chance he got. Including making fun of the pathetic turnout and shouting out KF
- Dick left less than halfway through the event, using a bomb threat and "broken arm" as an excuse
- Ralph spent an hour seething and arguing with Metokur on twitter. Metokur clowned and humiliated him effortlessly.
- Ralph got elbowed in the face by the 2nd shortest man there after himself.
- Chaggot willingly got peppersprayed cause he's an attention whore and wanted telegram followers.
- Ralph coped and claimed the event was win, even as his twitter followers were laughing at him.

It went about as badly as it could've gone for the Gunt. Massive L

Was he visibly shorter than Destiny, who’s about 5’7” or 8?