Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Chandelier]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure drunk Russians + Chechens are doing the occasional war crime (they wouldn't be Slavs if they didn't) but this Bucha thing is the fakest and gayest of Ukranian gayops so far. The photos of supposedly 3-4 day old dead bodies that look exactly like alive people lying down are sus and the video where one of the dead guys moves would be funny if this wasn't serious business.

Can't really blame the Ukies, they're losing the war, are desperate, and inventing atrocities you pin on the other guy for political clout is an old tactic. But I do blame the shit-eating faggots of the West for amplifying this bullshit just like they did Saddam's imaginary WMDs and the chemical weapons false flag they did in Syria.

This is their Babies in Incubators moment. And it got the result: loads of BlueAnon, white shitlibs are calling for wholescale genocide of the 'soulless orcs'. I have never even heard them say this for Saudis or Muslims in general. Oh wait, they're apologizing for Islamophobia. But I digress.

Ukrainian officials have leapt onto this and are now begging NATO and the UN for direct intervention. The former will undoubtedly lead to war and the other...well it'd be useless.

Remember the dead Mexican kid in the Rio Grande? How they wanted the US borders thrown wide open for him, and how people were sick of that war porn?

This will have the same effect. Shitlibs will scream and cry over it, and others will note that these massacres didn't happen until the Russian army left.

Someone posted a pic of a Ukrainian girl posing with an Instagram filter juxtaposed with her corpse in a ditch. It was from a shitlib, naturally, so you won't see her crying over any dead Ethiopians.

Interesting how 2 years of BLM and promising to do better regarding race relations still led to the Party of Empathy losing their shit over literal Aryan people, lol

 

[White_N]

"Everything will be fine with Ukraine, because Putin will be president, Putin is my president.
"where are you from?" - "I'm from Ukraine."
lol

Ukrainians attacked a child during a rally in support of Russia in Athens.

"They broke both rear windows where the daughter was sitting, snatched the flag from her hands, from the hands of a 7-year-old child, and injured her!", - the girl's mother reports.

The child was taken to the hospital.
not lol, sad

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

I feel the need to expand on this: I think that the key reason we're seeing "Russia is failing because the war isn't over yet" is because the longer it goes on, the more it's going to fuck EVERYBODY. Russia is absolutely going to tank the rouble but at the same time once gas and oil production causes massive issues with the general supply chain then it's going to just cascade all over the world. From sunflower oil to fertilizer to grain to even minor things like gas prices making it unprofitable to process certain items etc.

If the media keeps hammering over how the war should be over by April then it attempts to push the war to a conclusion some way or another. I actually predict that if the war is still going on by June then you'll see world leaders turn on Zelensky in order to get this over with. Take note of all the pro Ukraine campaigns you see around you because the backlash in a few months is going to be staggering and they're going to pretend it never happened.

Something a friend of mined mention when this began, Putin will win because of one thing compared to westerns he can stomach a long war.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Finnegan the Supershark]

So basically you got nothing beyond "lol i know you are but what am I?" to explain how you square your generic "globohomo bad and must die" schtick with tonguebathing the taint of a guy literally running an anti-nazi diversity crusade

Almost like you dont actually believe or care about the shit you are sperging in favor of and are just latching onto whatever you think is the most fashionably edgy take to have.

Can you quote one of my posts where I said anything like that? I don't think I've ever written or typed "globohomo" in my life, I actually like the homo part.

My general position is this: the war could have been prevented if you and Ukraine extended the principle of self-determination to DPR, LPR and Crimea. Zelensky knew all along that NATO and EU wouldn't let him join.

Zelensky and his backers want to maintain control and continue embezzling my tax money. Ukrainian nationalists want to Ukrainize the multi-ethnic, multilingual state by force, and eventually destroy Russia. Both feel entitled to support from Western elites who also want to embezzle money and destroy Russia.

I'm not encouraging anyone to go get themselves killed. You are, but you won't go help them even though Zelensky invited you.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Kinzinger has met another opportunity to ask for US intervention

 

[Wy4M]

Ukrainians attacked a child during a rally in support of Russia in Athens.

It's indeed sad but don't bring a kid to a rally. If you use your common sense for a minute then you know this can happen

 

[TurdFondler]

Okay now that I'm told russians were mean to dogs I support full NATO intervention and also am going to request a Ukrainian flag in my soy chai latte tomorrow

Sharing that post to signal boost #translivesmatter

 

[Mister Uno]

Honestly im just amazed that in the face of a hard right white nation with literal right wing death squads proudly waving black sun flags and SS runes, fighting against a literal anti nazi crusade in the name of diversity and inclusion waged by a multi ethnic multi cultural conglomeration superstate thats shipping in central asians and muslim mercenaries to rape white women and children en masse.......

.....and all the self declared edgy right wing anti-woke speds on this thread are instead flapping their hands in cope and whining about how pwoblematic azov are and how fighting back against invaders is bad and evil and how they should all just surrender and allow their country to be conquered and their culture to be erased.

Its almost like none of these fucking people have the slightest sincere belief in anything beyond prancing around pretending to be edgy on the internet. And I guess I know exactly what would happen if they actually had a chance of fighting for the causes they pretend to support.

Probably because Aznov seems to be the gayest form of neo-nazism that the west or even the soviets have painted. Despite me being sympathetic to the ideology, your typical skinhead are ironically untermenchen.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Kinzinger has met another opportunity to ask for US intervention
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Yes, we established that about 70 years ago

It's indeed sad but don't bring a kid to a rally. If you use your common sense for a minute then you know this can happen

If there's one thing I fucking loath, it's people bringing kids to political events, especially ones that have a high chance of getting frisky. I don't care if it's the people I agree with, it's bullshit and borderline child abuse in some cases.

 

[K-Hole]

It seems the Krauts are learning pretty quick to adapt to the cold. Right now, faced with a choice between virtue signalling and freezing to death, well, where kanst ich buy a good old fashioned coal burning fire, you know, the kind of type that is powered by coal. Eh, stop Heckler and Koching at the back there, at least it's not noocular ((c) G W Bush).

https://www.euronews.com/next/2022/04/02/ukraine-crisis-germany-gas-heating

“Our phones are ringing off the hook,” said Erik Passow, who builds furnaces and fireplaces, adding that supply shortages were also making it difficult to keep up with orders. “People want security, because freezing isn’t fun.”

Fun fact: you aren't allowed to gather wood from the forest in Germany, not even dead wood - you need a loisence for that mate!

They are blaming it on the little scrappy do happening in Ukraine, but the whole world is facing an energy supply crisis right now, not least fueled by the fact that China is having an energy crisis all of its own due to the fact that it's become the planet's de facto go to for cheap plastic shit that no one needs and no one uses; and as most countries have outsourced their manufacturing and dirty energy needs to China, well, just what did you think would happen when you sold your country out to the highest bidder, Senator?. One might say the chickens are coming home to roost, but I just prefer "I told you so!".

Anyway, to kind of quote Michael Gambon in Layer Cake: It's fucking happening! One might call it the facts of life!

Spoiler: Facts of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQH-dukb-Q

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

It seems the Krauts are learning pretty quick to adapt to the cold. Right now, faced with a choice between virtue signalling and freezing to death, well, where kanst ich buy a good old fashioned coal burning fire, you know, the kind of type that is powered by coal. Eh, stop Heckler and Koching at the back there, at least it's not noocular ((c) G W Bush).

https://www.euronews.com/next/2022/04/02/ukraine-crisis-germany-gas-heating

“Our phones are ringing off the hook,” said Erik Passow, who builds furnaces and fireplaces, adding that supply shortages were also making it difficult to keep up with orders. “People want security, because freezing isn’t fun.”

Fun fact: you aren't allowed to gather wood from the forest in Germany, not even dead wood - you need a loisence for that mate!

They are blaming it on the little scrappy do happening in Ukraine, but the whole world is facing an energy supply crisis right now, not least fueled by the fact that China is having an energy crisis all of its own due to the fact that it's become the planet's de facto go to for cheap plastic shit that no one needs and no one uses; and as most countries have outsourced their manufacturing and dirty energy needs to China, well, just what did you think would happen when you sold your country out to the highest bidder, Senator?. One might say the chickens are coming home to roost, but I just prefer "I told you so!".

Anyway, to kind of quote Michael Gambon in Layer Cake: It's fucking happening! One might call it the facts of life!

Spoiler: Facts of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQH-dukb-Q

Please for the love of all that is holy let this kill the German green movement.

 

[potato in mah painus]

Why would I? Im not the one pretending to be le edgy and #based anti-globohomo warrior. You are. And instead of joining either the side that aligns with the ideals you claim to believe in or the side you are currently simping for because its fashionable in the scuffed /pol/ sphere, you whine on the internet about how fighting back is for pussies and not bending over for antifa is what cucks do.

You gaslighting fucktard, ANTIFA's existence was to stir a fucking reaction to make examples out of people (see: Reich-stag Fire). Anybody that had more political sense then a retard could see you don't fucking throw your hat into that ring. But by all means, call the people who used their brains cucks.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Where is "Lunacy" sticker when we so need it.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

It seems the Krauts are learning pretty quick to adapt to the cold. Right now, faced with a choice between virtue signalling and freezing to death, well, where kanst ich buy a good old fashioned coal burning fire, you know, the kind of type that is powered by coal. Eh, stop Heckler and Koching at the back there, at least it's not noocular ((c) G W Bush).

https://www.euronews.com/next/2022/04/02/ukraine-crisis-germany-gas-heating

“Our phones are ringing off the hook,” said Erik Passow, who builds furnaces and fireplaces, adding that supply shortages were also making it difficult to keep up with orders. “People want security, because freezing isn’t fun.”

Fun fact: you aren't allowed to gather wood from the forest in Germany, not even dead wood - you need a loisence for that mate!

They are blaming it on the little scrappy do happening in Ukraine, but the whole world is facing an energy supply crisis right now, not least fueled by the fact that China is having an energy crisis all of its own due to the fact that it's become the planet's de facto go to for cheap plastic shit that no one needs and no one uses; and as most countries have outsourced their manufacturing and dirty energy needs to China, well, just what did you think would happen when you sold your country out to the highest bidder, Senator?. One might say the chickens are coming home to roost, but I just prefer "I told you so!".

Anyway, to kind of quote Michael Gambon in Layer Cake: It's fucking happening! One might call it the facts of life!

Spoiler: Facts of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQH-dukb-Q

Ngl, coal fires are comfy af and I recommend them to everyone. Plus you get to hang the kids stockings up on the mantelpiece at Christmas and the dog will thank you for having a warm place to lay down. It's everything Clark Griswold ever wanted.

Probably because Aznov seems to be the gayest form of neo-nazism that the west or even the soviets have painted. Despite being sympathetic to the ideology, your typical skinhead are ironically untermenchen.

I try not to judge people on their politics, because politics is mostly retarded anyway. However, every single neo nazi I've ever heard of has turned out to be some sort of demented faggot, inbred trailer trash, scumbag fed, or all three. They're born losers and the Ukrainian version seems no different. Sad! Gay! Gas!

 

[01169]

Interesting how 2 years of BLM and promising to do better regarding race relations still led to the Party of Empathy losing their shit over literal Aryan people, lol

Agreed until that "Aryan people". You know back in simpler times when muslims were only people from Aladdin or 1001 Nights Ukrainians, Poles, Russians and other Eastern Europeans were basically the niggers in Germany. It took millions of sand people to make them look acceptable.

let this kill the German green movement.

Won't happen from the inside. We're cucked to no end. And they own the media.

 

[Narcotics]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure drunk Russians + Chechens are doing the occasional war crime (they wouldn't be Slavs if they didn't) but this Bucha thing is the fakest and gayest of Ukranian gayops so far. The photos of supposedly 3-4 day old dead bodies that look exactly like alive people lying down are sus and the video where one of the dead guys moves would be funny if this wasn't serious business.

Can't really blame the Ukies, they're losing the war, are desperate, and inventing atrocities you pin on the other guy for political clout is an old tactic. But I do blame the shit-eating faggots of the West for amplifying this bullshit just like they did Saddam's imaginary WMDs and the chemical weapons false flag they did in Syria.

Autistic powerlevel from me, but i like to watch this youtuber guy who's actually a professional forensic investigator specialised in corpses, and he always talks about how (specially in conditions of wilderness, no external human movement) corpses start to look like shit within days, they get all maggotty, rigid, bloated, they loose color and all that sort of stuff, i don't know if i'm seeing the same images as the ukranians are but these supposed days old bodies do look too soft, and not in the state i would expect of a body being left in the middle of an area full of flies and subjected to the elements, i'm in no way a proffesional on this topic but what i'm trying to say is that these bodies look too recent, not days old.

Youtube video of the process of a pig decomposing, to show off what i mean

Obviously the decomposition and state of a corpse depends on many things, like climate, if there are animals who can pick on the bodies, sunlight, etc. But bodies do tend to show very noticeable decay in days.

 

[draggs]

Russia will crush Kharkov and Kiev and de-Nazify de-globohomo the country
Russia will stay out of cities to protect muh civilians not like those Naziglobohomo hohols that's the only reason Russia doesn't just crush them
Russia will blitzkrieg down from Belarus and cut off Western resupply to the Naziglobohomo hohols fighting in Kiev and Chernigov and Kharkov
Russia will shut down the hohol power plants and cripple the Naziglobomocontrolled hohol ability to fight
Russia will sweep through the south and eviscerate the soft Naziglobohomo hohol underbelly, Odessa is doomed
Russia will partition the country leaving the Naziglobohomos to cry in their west of the Dnieper rump state
Russia will blitzkrieg north from Mariupol and south from Kharkov to trap the bulk of the Naziglobohomo hohol army and force it to surrender or crush it
Russia having successfully feinted at Kiev and Kharkov and Odessa will now unleash its real strategy of securing Luhansk and Donetsk oblasts and the Sea of Azov / Black Sea coast as was the plan all along bringing doom to the Naziglobohomos and their hohol puppets <-- YOU ARE HERE

 

[Borscht]

About that latest atrocity in Bucha.

The sides have found a tentative agreement on all points in the peace negotiations except one.

A completely organic and necessary Russian chemical attack on civilian population coming in 3... 2.. 1...

Called it.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Autistic powerlevel from me, but i like to watch this youtuber guy who's actually a professional forensic investigator specialised in corpses, and he always talks about how (specially in conditions of wilderness, no external human movement) corpses start to look like shit within days, they get all maggotty, rigid, bloated, they loose color and all that sort of stuff, i don't know if i'm seeing the same images as the ukranians are but these supposed days old bodies do look too soft, and not in the state i would expect of a body being left in the middle of an area full of flies and subjected to the elements, i'm in no way a proffesional on this topic but what i'm trying to say is that these bodies look too recent, not days old.

Youtube video of the process of a pig decomposing, to show off what i mean

Obviously the decomposition and state of a corpse depends on many things, like climate, if there are animals who can pick on the bodies, sunlight, etc. But bodies do tend to show very noticeable decay in days.

Yeah I know. I've seen a lot of dead bodies, you don't need to be a CSI guy to tell the difference between an allegedly 4 day old corpse and somebody lying on the ground trying not to smile. You can't mistake a corpse for a living person because we're not in the Weekend at Bernies universe. Even the recently deceased - if you've ever had the sad obligation to identify a body in a morgue, you'll know what I'm talking about.

I wouldn't expect bad decomposition in that timeframe given temps in Ukraine are hovering just over and under freezing, but they wouldn't be perfectly preserved either, as the photos claim to show. The birds would quickly start pecking at them too, but there was no evidence of animals trying to eat the bodies, because animals can also tell the difference between alive and dead.

Also we're meant to believe the survivors of this town (they still have a mayor and everything) just left their friends and family to rot in the street for a few days? Why would they do that? None of the story makes sense, but propaganda doesn't need to be smart, it just needs to push emotional buttons.