Like I said, I sorta got drafted for this one as a favor to an in-law. In the future, ain't making that promise again...
And since when does a TV or computer count as "consoomer crap". We're not talking Funkopops here. I still only have a goddamned landline phone!
TRIED to get into knives. And cried when I prevented her. Being annoyed does not mean I want the kid to get fucking injured, shit.
"Hurr durr, he doesn't like a destructive little brat trying to mess up his house, that must mean he never touch grass!"