r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

Titty fucking Christ, having to deal with my fucking 3 year old niece today has really made me reconsider my stance on this community...

Yea, yea, yea, sticker me all you want, it ain't YOUR shit she's trying to constantly test the durability on by throwing it and insisting on going for the KNIFE DRAWER.
alright then kill her.
 
Titty fucking Christ, having to deal with my fucking 3 year old niece today has really made me reconsider my stance on this community...

Yea, yea, yea, sticker me all you want, it ain't YOUR shit she's trying to constantly test the durability on by throwing it and insisting on going for the KNIFE DRAWER.
Sounds like she isn't being brought up right, who's fault is that?
 
Titty fucking Christ, having to deal with my fucking 3 year old niece today has really made me reconsider my stance on this community...

Yea, yea, yea, sticker me all you want, it ain't YOUR shit she's trying to constantly test the durability on by throwing it and insisting on going for the KNIFE DRAWER.
Little kids are a lot like pet dogs/cats. If you don’t want them to mess with your stuff, put it out of their reach, lock the doors, give them something they can play with, etc. This is pretty much true for all kids that age, which is why you have to lay down the law. If you don’t bother to give them a reason to stop, they won’t.
 
Good thing too, guy who can't even handle one for a day without sperging on here ain't fit.
I never claimed I was parent material. I hate kids and had almost forgotten why until today. My wife insisted on doing an in-law a solid though, so there IS a point to this suffering at least.
 
Imagine getting buckbroken by a child after one (1) day
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Hey champ, let me put a midget into your house, one on a combination sugar high and crying alcohol fit, and tell him to start attempting to get at lal your sharp objects and electronics. Then talk to me about being Buckbroken there.
Hey Champ, it's a three year old girl and like it or not as an uncle you're going to be one of her male role models.
 
Hey champ, let me put a midget into your house, one on a combination sugar high and crying alcohol fit, and tell him to start attempting to get at lal your sharp objects and electronics. Then talk to me about being Buckbroken there.
Why is a three year old running around your house drunk?
 
Hey champ, let me put a midget into your house, one on a combination sugar high and crying alcohol fit, and tell him to start attempting to get at lal your sharp objects and electronics. Then talk to me about being Buckbroken there.

Go ahead, I practically raised my nephews for years. Yeah, kids are annoying, but it isn't THAT hard watching them
 
I'm gonna put a stop to THAT shit right quick, for her own sake.


Three year old children's behavior is indistinguishable from drunken adults, only they have more mobility somehow.

You ain't here, I am. It did. Kid cried even harder when I pulled her away and scolded her for going for the blades.


If I could, I'd teleport her to you if you're able to handle these little destroyers.
if kids are going crazy just take them on a walk outside to a park where they can throw sticks and rocks until they tire themselves out instead of your fragile consoomer crap. Anyway feel free to not procreate if you can’t handle it, better for everyone that way.
 
Man, I remember following this subreddit just to see what it was all about. I thought it was ok at first, but when you go into more and more posts, it's really a bunch of people whose identities center on NOT having children, It's like the perfect antithesis to the baby-crazy people you see every so often. Some of them are so rabidly anti-natalist that you can't help but laugh.
 
Titty fucking Christ, having to deal with my fucking 3 year old niece today has really made me reconsider my stance on this community...

Yea, yea, yea, sticker me all you want, it ain't YOUR shit she's trying to constantly test the durability on by throwing it and insisting on going for the KNIFE DRAWER.
Like I said, I sorta got drafted for this one as a favor to an in-law. In the future, ain't making that promise again...

And since when does a TV or computer count as "consoomer crap". We're not talking Funkopops here. I still only have a goddamned landline phone!


TRIED to get into knives. And cried when I prevented her. Being annoyed does not mean I want the kid to get fucking injured, shit.

"Hurr durr, he doesn't like a destructive little brat trying to mess up his house, that must mean he never touch grass!"
Dude, chill. It's a three-year-old. She has no sense of self-preservation because she just gained sentience. Not to mention she just gained a good enough of walking, and her motor skills to interact with things without it always being a pain in the ass.

She doesn't know what a knife is. She doesn't know what anything really is because she just gained sentience. She just knows it's a shiny object that looks neat. Of course she wants to touch it. Of course she wants to throw it because she doesn't know what will happen, and again, she just gained the strength, and motor control to actually do it. She doesn't know that when things break that it hurts others feelings, and shit. God willing, and the fact that she's probably not a born psychopath, and has good parents, she'll grow out of it.

Did you try to interact with her at all? Like, play with her, or anything? Because you need to give little kids constant attention, or things to keep them busy, or else they will get bored, and get into things.
 
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