perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

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Didn't really have the money to buy one when they came out, but part of me wishes that I did cause it might have been a fun novelty. Definitely a conversation starter. But I suppose it was for the best that I didn't. Have to wonder where those 88 coins ended up. They're out there, somewhere. Imagine if a hundred or maybe a thousand years from now one is found half buried in the ground, or washed up under the sand on a beach. I wonder what historians will make of it?
 
Some fucker’s hawking them on eBay for eleventyhundred dollars each, I bet. Untrustworthy swines.

Sorry you’ve had such shitty luck with the silver coin run. It was a mad idea, too good for this world. I shall treasure mine, corn lazors and doughy CWCface and all, forever*.

* unless WWIII kicks off, in which case I might have to hawk it for a loaf of bread and twenty fags.
 
Didn't really have the money to buy one when they came out, but part of me wishes that I did cause it might have been a fun novelty. Definitely a conversation starter. But I suppose it was for the best that I didn't. Have to wonder where those 88 coins ended up. They're out there, somewhere. Imagine if a hundred or maybe a thousand years from now one is found half buried in the ground, or washed up under the sand on a beach. I wonder what historians will make of it?
Man, what a rusty coin that has no legible words. Still, we know this coin must have been British, for it bears the unmistakably lovely silhouette of an English woman.
 
Some fucker’s hawking them on eBay for eleventyhundred dollars each, I bet. Untrustworthy swines.

Sorry you’ve had such shitty luck with the silver coin run. It was a mad idea, too good for this world. I shall treasure mine, corn lazors and doughy CWCface and all, forever*.

* unless WWIII kicks off, in which case I might have to hawk it for a loaf of bread and twenty fags.
Brother don’t aim so low- that coin will get you past the checkpoints to the secret bunker where we have all that. We also have the zapruder film where he gets back up just fine, several boyfriend free hotties, and guns for everyone! Come join in the decadent lifestyle of the Kiwis! (May contain neither decadence or lifestyle. Colors and sizes may vary. Be watchful for Earl.)
 
I hope the patch run works out better. It sucks that there seems to have been so much incompetence involved in the different supply chains here.
At this point I'm almost certain that Dear Feeder will commission a cursed factory to make the patches and that one in every five shipments will contain a new strain of ebolaAIDS.
 
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They probably won't because they're shitty. I think they straight up stole the coins lol. But they SHOULD re-mint them for free and fix the mess they created.
Isn't there any way to fix that shit?
Or is he going to have to go the Greer/Tomlinson/Scott route and just sue everyone involved?
Not that the legal system has treated Dear Leader well in the past...
 
At this point I'm almost certainly that Dear Feeder will commission a cursed factory to make the patches and that one in every five shipments will contain a new strain of ebolaAIDS.
EbolaAIDS is a small price to pay so Dear Feeder can afford his pizza day, I guess. I do believe he is facing penury otherwise. Poor man.
 
They probably won't because they're shitty. I think they straight up stole the coins lol. (But if they were any good, they ought to re-mint them for free and fix the mess they created, it would be nice.)
The minters and the shippers are different entities. It's the shipping company who fucked up, not the people who minted the coins.
 
Hey @Null, I don't want to start doxxing myself but I work for a small shipping/receiving warehouse. The odds of this actually happening is relatively low, but I'd like to know whether you'd be actively shipping product or if all the stuff you want to ship out would end up on a pallet for three months, shipping out one or two shirts a month.
 
>>Ordered April 1st
>>Apparently won that one coin flip
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Basically, they straight up fucking lost 88 coins of the 163 I sold.

I will issue refunds tomorrow. Only half of buyers will survive. The others will not receive their motherfucker coin. I will email those I have to refund. They've already sent the coins out with the other half marked OUT OF STOCK so I have no discretion over who is getting what.



As a friendly reminder I am absolutely desperate for a competent 3PL that doesn't require 1000+ orders a month. Preferably with WooCommerce integration.
Yea yea they went missing alright..missing in those fuckers' pockets. Hope you got your money back from those coin orders since they made you pay for minting a shit ton.
 
Another case where I didn't have the money but scalpers pockets are infinite, and then on top of that half the orders go missing? Madness.
Feels like the time I bought those cheap yet well made robot art figures that were limited to 50 and somehow despite the guy not having too big of a following the fucking things sold out within SECONDS leaving me with only 2 and then a week later saw them on an ebay scalper account for 40 to 300 dollars each. I hate this post-corona scalper bot hellhole.

Seriously through this shit I found out novelty coins on ebay right now are being charged for 500 dollars as the norm NOT the exception it's fucking insanity to me. Not just chris chan coins but coins of literally anything and anything. There's a fucking chris farley coin that showed up in the related section and it's even more retarded in terms of price.
 
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