Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Wow, the comment section on that last post is amazing! On a quick scroll through, every comment I saw was either someone talking about their very real terrible pain that a mean old doctor dismissed, or someone telling OP they are a horrible doctor who should be ashamed for being so terrible. The lack of self awareness throughout the chronic illness community as a whole just blows my mind.
That's why I don't really talk about medicine except here and private Facebook groups.

You are basically guaranteed to get munchies stalking you if you post anywhere else.
 
Shamelessly stole this from the Reddits but Cheyanne/Hospitalprncss has relentlessly fucked with TPN to the point of fucking up her liver amongst other fuckery (Old post here for a catch up) and now she’s content to take organ transplants from paediatric donors because she’s so smol. Colour me triggered but this is some of the most selfish shit I’ve seen in a while.
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Shamelessly stole this from the Reddits but Cheyanne/Hospitalprncss has relentlessly fucked with TPN to the point of fucking up her liver amongst other fuckery (Old post here for a catch up) and now she’s content to take organ transplants from paediatric donors because she’s so smol. Colour me triggered but this is some of the most selfish shit I’ve seen in a while.
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Stealing some kid's liver is the ultimate smol girl flex.
 
Turns out that TTC7A deficiency is almost always lethal in infancy or early childhood. Make of that what you will, I guess.
In one of her videos she explained that she has a less severe case than typical because she has a compound heterozygous mutation (typical cases are some form of homozygous mutatiion I guess?). And she apparently is going to be part of a research study spanning a decade. The information is within the first several minutes of the video.

I've always thought of Cheyanne as one of the munchies who is legitimately sick but also happens to be a drama queen who got used to making sickness into her identity. She's spoken about having to be in the hospital for long periods of time as a child, that probably would leave some sort of mark of it being part of who she is. Getting a bunch of positive attention for it probably doesn't help either.
TLDR: She's not full of shit, just shitty.

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Shamelessly stole this from the Reddits but Cheyanne/Hospitalprncss has relentlessly fucked with TPN to the point of fucking up her liver amongst other fuckery (Old post here for a catch up) and now she’s content to take organ transplants from paediatric donors because she’s so smol. Colour me triggered but this is some of the most selfish shit I’ve seen in a while.
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There really is no bottom of the black-hole that is Cluster B selfishness.
 
In (hopefully) more interesting news, Sarah Jean has a Q&A video posted. It's way too long for me to archive, but if anyone is interested I'm willing to give it a watch and transcribe the highlights.


Highlights:
They had a question about SJ being sick, question asker said lots of people have died from SJ’s conditions. Alicia seems very jokey about Sarah being sick. She says she just brings her lots of sparkling water and a silicone bread pan to vomit in. Their dog comes over when Sarah is on the floor. Apparently that’s “not the answer people want.” Alicia says she has to remind SJ to infuse, and SJ gets grumpy. Also, Sarah dropped broken glass on her port??
Their travels are on pause. Things have changed drastically. They are selling their camper because they need to downsize. SJ never drives when pulling the camper. They’re almost done renovating the RV and have a van that is empty. Currently they’re living in a house in Christmas, Michigan. Alicia’s parents bought the house but do not live in it, it’s a fixer-upper with a huge garage.
SJ says her health got better before she started traveling, things are “normal” living on the road being sick. Her health a year and a half ago was too bad for her to travel. She still has bad days. For several weeks she was on the floor throwing up. They always keep a month of extra medical supplies.
They make their money on the road “from the government,” no further elaboration. Alicia says she could be a health coach again if she needed to.
SJ put her camera in the freezer when it was overheating.

The intro is cringy and horrible. A child could do better.
SJ's heart is racing (127 bpm), Alicia says “because I’m close to you.”
SJ has been collecting questions for this for three months, except some of them are statements.
They met on Plenty of Fish or maybe Tinder, met up where SJ was staying. SJ looked “badass” apparently. Alicia remembers way more details about it. They don’t know what their future is together.
SJ and Alicia have been together for ten months. SJ likes how caring Alicia is, especially because SJ is not close with her family. Alicia is the type who will do anything for her family. Alicia is annoyed by SJ being “a little oversensitive” but thinks it’s cute how Miss 40 IQ messes up saying words.
Alicia was in the navy for four years.
Someone asked what country they want to visit, and SJ said Africa. Alicia said all of them.
They were talking about milestones. SJ climbed a giant hill in Badlands, South Dakota. She also “did seven miles” once. She said she’s had about five big milestones since meeting Alicia.
They were asked who was more emotional, Alicia immediately said SJ but she had an argument prepared for how they’re definitely equally emotional but just get upset over different things.
SJ’s favorite food is curry, Italian, basically any ethnic food. She really likes food. Did she ever have a feeding tube? Alicia likes ice cream and Thai food.
SJ’s goal is to keep traveling and do all of her regular stuff full-time on the road. Alicia’s goal is to build the van and live the van life. SJ said this is her dream life, Alicia basically said the same.
Then they chat about random shit at the end. They were able to give their sick cat an enema using SJ's medical supplies. The discussion about Smudge's bathroom habits was way too long.

It seems like Sarah Jean is done with munchie shit possibly? Alicia is cute and has a decent sense of humor, she doesn't seem like she's fed up with SJ but it's only been ten months.
 
Lmao, you're a deathfat negress junkie munchie @Syrenfyre85. When you get obese and bedbound like Life By Jen, will you make your mother with terminal cancer crawl up the stairs to give you your junkfood fix like Jen did?
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She attempts to munch necrotising fascitiis but this only lasts two posts. Cherie does not disappoint and follows through by posting almost Paige levels of exposed tissue.


After doing some research it looks like she's only 29.
She looks like she's in her 40s at least and she also looks like a walking staph infection.
t doesn't make you sound more knowledgeable to say you have a billion diseases, it makes you sound dramatic and honestly, a bit uneducated about your claimed conditions.
Oh course she's uneducated, she's a nigger. Affirmative action master's degree holder.
 
So this mutation is rare enough that, if I really gave a shit, I'd be able to find her in a case study.
Is this her?

I don't know much about this woman but I saw that she had a picture at Cincinnati Children's. The case report came out of Cleveland Clinic, so geography seems reasonable.

Was she 19 in 2016? Edit: yes.
 
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In one of her videos she explained that she has a less severe case than typical because she has a compound heterozygous mutation (typical cases are some form of homozygous mutatiion I guess?). And she apparently is going to be part of a research study spanning a decade. The information is within the first several minutes of the video.

I've always thought of Cheyanne as one of the munchies who is legitimately sick but also happens to be a drama queen who got used to making sickness into her identity. She's spoken about having to be in the hospital for long periods of time as a child, that probably would leave some sort of mark of it being part of who she is. Getting a bunch of positive attention for it probably doesn't help either.
TLDR: She's not full of shit, just shitty.

View attachment 3145197Bonus, I found this comment from Victoria while I was trying to find the video.
Heterozygous vs. Homozygous is sort of irrelevant since what truly matters is the amount of functional protein you have at the end of the day.

Is this her?

I don't know much about this woman but I saw that she had a picture at Cincinnati Children's. The case report came out of Cleveland Clinic, so geography seems reasonable.

Was she 19 in 2016? Edit: yes.
You'd think she'd learn some of the lingo by now. Or just link the damn paper.
 
"I'm not faking guys. After seeing 5 doctors, I got diagnosed with super real fibro and chronic fatigue!" -says the 400lb cow who clearly has nothing but borderline personality disorder.

I love when cows are too dumb to realize that fibro and chronic fatigue are widely known as "catch all" diagnoses thrown on annoying sickness larpers when they finally annoy their doctor enough.

They tell you that you have it so you stop bitching and moaning about your sooper serious symptoms all the time, clogging up valuable medical resources.
 
Is there a single munchie on earth that actually believes they are a munchie? No. They will all point the finger at someone else who is definitely a munchie but them? Nope they are the only person truly suffering. If you have to state you aren't a munchie....you're a munchie.

Having an ak-tual diagnosis is meaningless since most munchies have a DX for something that can't be tested for. Fibro is one of those things. Enjoy your wastebasket diagnosis with 0 credibility. Most people with chronic pain and fatigue suffer from a high level of deconditioning. The longer you stay in bed and stationary, the harder it becomes to live a normal life. It's a rut that you need consistency and dedication to get out of. And you're going to feel like shit while you're working on it. This covers most POTS patients as well. Lose weight + lift weight. It works.
 
Is there a single munchie on earth that actually believes they are a munchie? No. They will all point the finger at someone else who is definitely a munchie but them? Nope they are the only person truly suffering. If you have to state you aren't a munchie....you're a munchie.

Having an ak-tual diagnosis is meaningless since most munchies have a DX for something that can't be tested for. Fibro is one of those things. Enjoy your wastebasket diagnosis with 0 credibility. Most people with chronic pain and fatigue suffer from a high level of deconditioning. The longer you stay in bed and stationary, the harder it becomes to live a normal life. It's a rut that you need consistency and dedication to get out of. And you're going to feel like shit while you're working on it. This covers most POTS patients as well. Lose weight + lift weight. It works.
I think a lot of these munchies started out with hypochondria or something similar.

I've seen a lot of munchies start out as perpetually anxious people with a low tolerance for discomfort and a propensity towards laziness. Any moment where they didn't feel 100% caused them emotional discomfort as well as physical, so it got overblown in their head.

If the people around them don't shut that shit down quick, they get a taste of what it's like to be catered to and be encouraged to sit on their ass. Then that snowballs.
 
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