Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[FinnSven]

Fucking spit out my tea reading that. To be a professional gambler you have to be, uh, good. As well as know your limit and when to hold back and back out when things appear to not be in your favor. Ralph is incapable of that because that would require self control which Ralph does not have.

Perhaps a career in Russian Roulette would suit him?

As long as he can fit his pudgy fingers into the trigger guard, I see a long and productive career for him.

He would certainly win big, with the added bonus of no downside if it goes wrong.

 

[AltisticRight]

Amanda working in PR, I can't think of anywhere that will accept her other than NAMBLA.

 

[Alinktothefacts]

Do you know if this was the boyfriend she assaulted/stabbed someone with?

Yes. The very last time I talked to May which was about two years ago, the two were engaged.

 

[Mochi14]

Yes. The very last time I talked to May which was about two years ago, the two were engaged.

What a lovely family!

 

[Nod Flenders]

Amanda working in PR, I can't think of anywhere that will accept her other than NAMBLA.

Even NAMBLA wouldn't want her, mainly because of her genitalia.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Even NAMBLA wouldn't want her, mainly because of her genitalia.

Does NAMBLA accept transmen?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"ETHAN! How did you not realize how hot the water was before putting Roz in the tub!?" "You're supposed to use fuckin boiling water to disinfect shit! It's not my fault! The tub is probably fuckin faulty or some shit! Besides, it's like that old guy in Pet Sematery said. Death is where the headaches end and the trips to Vegas begin!"

 

[InwardsStink]

One day Meigh is going to be watching toddler cartoons with Rozy and she's going to feel that tingle. She'll make some excuse to Rozy like pretending she needs to poop in private, and when she does she will slip away and schlick it to that toddler cartoon.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

at the least make sure Rozzers little feets are covered whenever Harry comes creeping towards her.

 

[Nod Flenders]

One day Meigh is going to be watching toddler cartoons with Rozy and she's going to feel that tingle. She'll make some excuse to Rozy like pretending she needs to poop in private, and when she does she will slip away and schlick it to that toddler cartoon.

Poor Rozy. She's in for a hard life.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

In honor of Harry Morris, for sheltering Reroll in her first weeks of life when her father abandoned her.

 

[bonusmp3]

Since it has been 100 pages since somebody made the realization that Ralph is marrying Meigh to vicariously marry Bojack

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Spending money (or years) to get a degree in public relations is almost as retarded as letting Ethan Ralph impregnate you. It’s the kind of shit successful people learn by doing, not by sitting in a classroom. May as well go for a degree in customer service or homemaking. She’s fucking stupid as shit.

 

[veri]

Spending money (or years) to get a degree in public relations is almost as retarded as letting Ethan Ralph impregnate you. It’s the kind of shit successful people learn by doing, not by sitting in a classroom. May as well go for a degree in customer service or homemaking. She’s fucking stupid as shit.

honestly i didn't even know such a degree existed. judging by may's mannerisms i think she'd be best suited in a social skills group for autistics, which are free

 

[AltisticRight]

Spending money (or years) to get a degree in public relations is almost as retarded as letting Ethan Ralph impregnate you. It’s the kind of shit successful people learn by doing, not by sitting in a classroom. May as well go for a degree in customer service or homemaking. She’s fucking stupid as shit.

Or a class in cooking.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Or a class in cooking.

That would be infinitely more worth spending time and money on than a degree in PR. That is not a serious field of study; it’s a trade.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

After Roz gets hit by a truck due to negligence, Judd Crandall will be sitting at the kitchen table giving the speech about the old Micmac burial ground to a wholly disinterested Ralph who is listening to Jim on Dicks show with a belt wrapped around his arm and holding a syringe up to the light and tapping it. He returns his attention to catch, "-at sometimes dead is better." "Yeah, that's how I've always felt. Hey have you ever bet on Azerbaijani cockatiel pageants?" "Christ on his throne NO! AND WHO EVER WOULD!?"

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

Imagine being a drug addict AND a gambling addict. I don't care how much this stream I never heard of before scrolling kiwiland makes him. His bank account's gotta be in the negatives. A drug addiction, a gambling addiction, and a possibly drug addicted wife will make even billionaires broke. It's good Pantsu's preparing to get a career. She'll need it if her own possible drug habit doesn't ruin it for her.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Since Amanda is larping as a Trad Xian Mama I’m sure she’s using cloth diapers instead of convenient name brand expensive store bought ones. Sure it’s a lot more work and gross, but she needs to make every penny count so her man can follow his passions.

 

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