Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
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Fucking spit out my tea reading that. To be a professional gambler you have to be, uh, good. As well as know your limit and when to hold back and back out when things appear to not be in your favor. Ralph is incapable of that because that would require self control which Ralph does not have.
Perhaps a career in Russian Roulette would suit him?

As long as he can fit his pudgy fingers into the trigger guard, I see a long and productive career for him.

He would certainly win big, with the added bonus of no downside if it goes wrong.
 
"ETHAN! How did you not realize how hot the water was before putting Roz in the tub!?" "You're supposed to use fuckin boiling water to disinfect shit! It's not my fault! The tub is probably fuckin faulty or some shit! Besides, it's like that old guy in Pet Sematery said. Death is where the headaches end and the trips to Vegas begin!"
 
One day Meigh is going to be watching toddler cartoons with Rozy and she's going to feel that tingle. She'll make some excuse to Rozy like pretending she needs to poop in private, and when she does she will slip away and schlick it to that toddler cartoon.
 
In honor of Harry Morris, for sheltering Reroll in her first weeks of life when her father abandoned her.
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Spending money (or years) to get a degree in public relations is almost as retarded as letting Ethan Ralph impregnate you. It’s the kind of shit successful people learn by doing, not by sitting in a classroom. May as well go for a degree in customer service or homemaking. She’s fucking stupid as shit.
 
Spending money (or years) to get a degree in public relations is almost as retarded as letting Ethan Ralph impregnate you. It’s the kind of shit successful people learn by doing, not by sitting in a classroom. May as well go for a degree in customer service or homemaking. She’s fucking stupid as shit.
honestly i didn't even know such a degree existed. judging by may's mannerisms i think she'd be best suited in a social skills group for autistics, which are free
 
Spending money (or years) to get a degree in public relations is almost as retarded as letting Ethan Ralph impregnate you. It’s the kind of shit successful people learn by doing, not by sitting in a classroom. May as well go for a degree in customer service or homemaking. She’s fucking stupid as shit.
Or a class in cooking.
 
After Roz gets hit by a truck due to negligence, Judd Crandall will be sitting at the kitchen table giving the speech about the old Micmac burial ground to a wholly disinterested Ralph who is listening to Jim on Dicks show with a belt wrapped around his arm and holding a syringe up to the light and tapping it. He returns his attention to catch, "-at sometimes dead is better." "Yeah, that's how I've always felt. Hey have you ever bet on Azerbaijani cockatiel pageants?" "Christ on his throne NO! AND WHO EVER WOULD!?"
 
Imagine being a drug addict AND a gambling addict. I don't care how much this stream I never heard of before scrolling kiwiland makes him. His bank account's gotta be in the negatives. A drug addiction, a gambling addiction, and a possibly drug addicted wife will make even billionaires broke. It's good Pantsu's preparing to get a career. She'll need it if her own possible drug habit doesn't ruin it for her.
 
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