🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Here’s that baby I ran from her first day home. As you can see I cursed her with my snout.

He didn’t even have to go straight to Texas for his big event he went and sat his fat ass home in Richmond for four days. You’d almost think he was chased off, no?

I’m sure he’s driving directly to Rochester now to bring his fiancé and baby girl home to Richmond this week.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

You know you're an institution when what passes for "kind words" to you are someone saying your event went "ok" and that it was smart of you to not attack the guy that punched you because you already have so many felonies to your name.

 

[Truly Rural]

I hope Nosy Rozy massacres Gunt with her razor sharp baby nails.

 

[RollerGator]

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Ralph want's to attack Jessie's deceased brother but don't you dare make fun of Sandra or Ronnie!
All this is doing is ensuring that, God Forbid, if anything happen to Roz, people are going to mock him. He's already mocked the dead, even Sargon and Rand's angel babies, and this shows that he's not changed his stance and takes glee in it.
Also, Ralph calling someone else a junkie to try and disrespect is so hypocritical it's not even fucking funny.

Nobody noticed Jesse posted about his brother on April Fools Day?

 

[The Ancestor]

Nobody noticed Jesse posted about his brother on April Fools Day?

Bro if Ralph is getting all riled up to be the pettiest person ever and it was a fucking April fool’s gag that tricked him that will be top notch.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

I was disappointed to wake up this morning and not see his Twitter feed full of tardcum. Does Ralph sleep until the afternoon like a teenager or a raccoon?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph sleeps late because he’s up all night hollering and doing drugs. And after a few days of a cocaine bender he need to crash for a bit

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Bro if Ralph is getting all riled up to be the pettiest person ever and it was a fucking April fool’s gag that tricked him that will be top notch.

I mean he was saying on the show how he and his brother switched places on the show as if it were a Disney movie and two grown men would be able to do that shit without anyone noticing.
I really don't know if it's true or not, but he seems to be making a lot of jokes about it, and his chat was doing it as well, maybe that is how he copes with the tragedy, what the fuck do I know but I got the impression it was not real.

Let's not forget he claims he wasn't making arrangements for his brother's funeral and instead attended Ralph's event in disguise. Who the fuck knows.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph sleeps late because he’s up all night hollering and doing drugs. And after a few days of a cocaine bender he need to crash for a bit

He’s also trying to come up with reasons for why he cannot come up to retrieve his baby mama and newborn daughter from Rochester. Maybe he will tell Harry that they are in grave danger from a guy who keeps buying him diapers.

Let’s hope Ralph kept all the diapers he’s been getting. He’s too stupid to realize it but those things are expensive and he’s easily been given over $100 worth. I think trolls are the only way Ralph will get any baby supplies for poor Rozie. Then again he’d have to pay to ship the diapers to her because she wont be in Richmond any time soon.

 

[bile demon]

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Aww, would you look at that, she already has her mother's hairline!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I was disappointed to wake up this morning and not see his Twitter feed full of tardcum. Does Ralph sleep until the afternoon like a teenager or a raccoon?

This can be answered with a famous conversation

Sandra: It's nine o'clock
Ralph: In the morning?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s also trying to come up with reasons for why he cannot come up to retrieve his baby mama and newborn daughter from Rochester. Maybe he will tell Harry that they are in grave danger from a guy who keeps buying him diapers.

Let’s hope Ralph kept all the diapers he’s been getting. He’s too stupid to realize it but those things are expensive and he’s easily been given over $100 worth. I think trolls are the only way Ralph will get any baby supplies for poor Rozie. Then again he’d have to pay to ship the diapers to her because she wont be in Richmond any time soon.

Looking at Harry, who watches IP2 and AF stuff, Ralph wouldn’t need an excuse because Harry is overjoyed to hold his grandson who’s the son of the savior of the white race. He’ll let anything slide. Ralph’s antics are easily searched, no reason not to assume Harry is overjoyed with whatever Ralph does.

I don’t know how any father would let their daughter and granddaughter just be abandoned by someone so quickly to attended a failed bowling event only retards think was a win. No excuse, for a real parent, would be good enough in this scenario but alas we’re dealing with Harry

 

[Insanely Retarded]

So Ralph tweeted he would be seeing Zanna Tuesday night. Is he driving to Rochester or is May giving in like the doormat she is and going back to Richmond?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So Ralph tweeted he would be seeing Zanna Tuesday night. Is he driving to Rochester or is May giving in like the doormat she is and going back to Richmond?

I think he meant Tuesday night will finally be the time he spends more than 2 seconds looking at a picture of her.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t know if that ring is going to get pawned off for hookers and Vegas trips, covered in human feces, or lost when he gets another beat down.

Also piggy needs to trim his hooves

 

[Calefactorite]

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I don’t know if that ring is going to get pawned off for hookers and Vegas trips, covered in human feces, or lost when he gets another beat down.

Also piggy needs to trim his hooves

Next year he'll get daddy's gold dollar sign necklace.

 

[NynchLiggers]

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I don’t know if that ring is going to get pawned off for hookers and Vegas trips, covered in human feces, or lost when he gets another beat down.

Also piggy needs to trim his hooves

He will sell it for another murse, his gay fashion sense will get the best of him.

 

[Chiridion]

Has anyone mentioned that he holds out his hand like a woman looks at her fingers? Low T confirmed.

 

[3322]

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I don’t know if that ring is going to get pawned off for hookers and Vegas trips, covered in human feces, or lost when he gets another beat down.

Also piggy needs to trim his hooves

lol it doesn't fit his fat fingers... what an ugly shitty wigger ring

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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I don’t know if that ring is going to get pawned off for hookers and Vegas trips, covered in human feces, or lost when he gets another beat down.

Also piggy needs to trim his hooves

he's going to give it to his horse instead of her $12 clair's ring.