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What if the Dimensional Merge did happen? It was the creation of ClownWorld?
 
What would a Chris Chan game for the Commodore 64 be like? Obviously it needs to have CPU Blue Heart, and a SID chip remix of Chris' awful songs.
 
What if Chris escaped from the psych ward somehow? and later on became a serial killer
No, too incompetent.

Serial killers need to have at least a superficial charm and be smart enough to cover their tracks.

I guess he does have a superficial charm as in he probably could convince a well meaning antifa type take pity on him and let him stay the night but I don’t think he’s smart enough to kill somebody and hide the body and evidence.
 
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No, too incompetent.

Serial killers need to have at least a superficial charm and be smart enough to cover their tracks.
You don’t have to be intelligent to be a serial killer. Gary Ridgeway (the green river killer) was a moron. He just happened to be good at killing prostitutes even though he wasn’t good at anything else. He wasn’t a Ted Bundy who lured victims with charm. He was a john who took advantage of no one caring about prostitutes.

But Chris isn’t that lucky and technology is better at stopping killers today. He doesn’t have the instinctive cleverness at killing/concealing Ridgeway had.
 
No, too incompetent.

Serial killers need to have at least a superficial charm and be smart enough to cover their tracks.

I guess he does have a superficial charm as in he probably could convince a well meaning antifa type take pity on him and let him stay the night but I don’t think he’s smart enough to kill somebody and hide the body and evidence.
Depends if he gets taken in by the tranch or not.

I am sure they have a few badly disposed of innocent people who wandered up to the farm house lost and planning on asking for directions, only to be shot to death when assumed to be fascist terf agents.

Then when it all goes wrong, the other tranchers will flee and save their own hides by blaming everything on Chris.
 
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What if Chris were British? What town is the Ruckersville of the UK? What are the British equivalents of the Fashion Square Mall, Target, PVCC, The GAMe PLACe, etc.? Which ethnic groups would British Chris be afraid of?
 
What if Chris were British? What town is the Ruckersville of the UK? What are the British equivalents of the Fashion Square Mall, Target, PVCC, The GAMe PLACe, etc.? Which ethnic groups would British Chris be afraid of?
Oooh, Peterborough or any of the Fenland/Norfolk/Lincolnshire towns.

Most towns have a mall, but Peterborough has a pretty large one with plenty of wandering around with a sign scope.

GameStop and electronic boutique, but I am sure they are probably shut these days.

There were a couple of small independent shops, which maybe would have Pokémon leagues and things.

He would be afraid of Pakistanis. No question.
 
What would things be like if Chris suddenly gained immortality, invulnerability, and remote mind control powers that entailed being able to have any living person he is aware of do anything he mentally commands them to?
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Except more autistic and deranged.
 
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