Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Meat Target]

Why is everyone at that event so tiny? They are all Ralphs size, that guy Faggot is even shorter, Destiny's is taller than Ralph by 3 hairlengths, and the guy that punched Ralph is even shorter than him, the only guy that's adult size is the security, and you can see him even when he's in a crowd of these midgets cause he towers above them like the empire state building..

Do do manlets naturaly attract to each other like a sort of genetic survival mechanism?

Napoleon Complex misery loves company.

 

[Jabba2988]

The saddest truth to emerge from all of this drama is that, besides Little Ralph, he has no real long-term friends

Is "little ralph" here referring to his 2 inch penis?

 

[Gangster Talk]

Do do manlets naturaly attract to each other like a sort of genetic survival mechanism?

My theory is rather that manlets are gravitating to similar behaviors and activities. Sort of like the stereotype of people with small penises buying flashy cars to overcompensate. It's predominantly manlets who would participate in "bloodsports" where they bluster and shout behind mics and strategically positioned webcams and its certainly only tiny people who would show up to a dingy bowling alley in Texas to get drunk and fight people from the internet.

 

[Watamelon]

He's also the same guy who lost a debate to Athenes earlier in his career as a master debater. Athenes is a guy whose claim to fame is making up shit about speed running Diablo 3:
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Athenes claim to fame is being one of the world's best at WoW PvP, specially as a Pally during the TBC/LK era.

And then somehow went onto becoming a cult leader after scamming people for donations supposedly going to kids in Africa.

 

[Telemeter]

We can give him all the shit we want about raising someone else's kids, he's still 10x the dad that Ralph will ever be to his own blood. I genuinely hope that some other men out there step up and raise Ralph's kids to be nothing like him.

Nah, Ralph is a piece of shit, but he's got a genetic legacy now, Matt is just a cuck and an evolutionary dead end. Hosting a stream people liked is not going to change that.

Being a dead beat father is still makes you an actual father, being a cuck doesn't.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I'm hoping that someday Jim and NULL will do a stream together about Ralph. I don't think anything would make him loose his shit more

Jim going on Kino Casino could probably top that.

 

[RhoasJonas]

Jim going on Kino Casino could probably top that.

Yeah can't wait for another hour of PPP sucking Jim off, real prime-time entertainment and not totally embarrassing.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Yeah can't wait for another hour of PPP sucking Jim off, real prime-time entertainment and not totally embarrassing.

Isn't this thread sucking off Daddy Jim by down dooting anything that doesn't sing the praises for Daddy Jim?

Edit:
PPP is really kino when you need something in the background while working. Can't wait to tune in!

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

So I have a little update Jim called Ralph out and said he'd do another stream with Ralph on Mundane Matt's channel. Matt tweeted the video out, now we wait and see if the gunt takes the bait.

 

[Goofy Logic]

So I have a little update Jim called Ralph out and said he'd do another stream with Ralph on Mundane Matt's channel. Matt tweeted the video out, now we wait and see if the gunt takes the bait.

Im thinking the only reason Ralph showed up on Matt's stream was he was hoping him and Jim would somehow make peace, then gang up and tear into Matt just like old times.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Im thinking the only reason Ralph showed up on Matt's stream was he was hoping him and Jim would somehow make peace, then gang up and tear into Matt just like old times.

"What's Matt still doing here even?"

"Uh, it's my channel..."

Gunt was totally hoping to start in on him with Jim, sad. Drunk and sad.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

Im thinking the only reason Ralph showed up on Matt's stream was he was hoping him and Jim would somehow make peace, then gang up and tear into Matt just like old times.

Probably, however the Ralphamale did say "I don't scare." We'll see if he really doesn't scare very soon, if he doesn't address any of this he looks like a bitch.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Gunt is constantly is catty towards Jade because he is a woman. Gunt is jealous of jade because he wanted Gym to be his partner. Gunt wanted to smoke Gym's cancer stick but that darn jade stole his lovely Gym.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Ralph's one of the most pathetic cows I've ever seen at this point. At least with cows like Chris autism and naivety are to some extent out of their control, but Ralph is just a spiteful, narcissistic fucking loser and is totally aware of it and totally fine with it. He revels in how loathsome he is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So I have a little update Jim called Ralph out and said he'd do another stream with Ralph on Mundane Matt's channel. Matt tweeted the video out, now we wait and see if the gunt takes the bait.

I hope Matt asks Gunt about his flaggot tendencies as his first question.

 

[OldGuy]

Ralph's one of the most pathetic cows I've ever seen at this point. At least with cows like Chris autism and naivety are to some extent out of their control, but Ralph is just a spiteful, narcissistic fucking loser and is totally aware of it and totally fine with it. He revels in how loathsome he is.

I even try to ignore him, cause i dont like listening to his dumb redneck voice, and all the yelling and posturing, so i did not follow him for a long time, but at some point he lit his trashfire so bright, that anything any other cow does, seem small and insignificant in comparison, and its only gaining steam as the hog chugs along in his hellmarch to the afterlife, its impossibel to to look away, he's the internet equivalent on a monk covering himself in gasoline and lighting himself on fire

He also seems to be regressing with age, he's less smart and mature than he was 10 years ago, its like he has developed some sort of trolling induced cognitive decline...

 

[Braphamut]

Gunt is constantly is catty towards Jade because he is a woman. Gunt is jealous of jade because he wanted Gym to be his partner. Gunt wanted to smoke Gym's cancer stick but that darn jade stole his lovely Gym.

Muh tiddies are just as large, Farmer Aw-gustin. Hell they're biggur than ever after that hematoma! Taste just like Maker's Mark!

 

[not william stenchever]

If Ralph were to die from anything other than his failing health, I could see it being a cop hosing him with lead after a coke-fueled rape binge that leaves him enraged, naked, and horny in a Vegas hotel hallway. Him screaming about Null, Jim, and the killstream's heyday while being riddled with a trigger happy cop's magdumps.

Just imagining a hollerin' rage pig charging naked down a hallway with his gunt on full display reminds me of the first time I ran into a Bloodsucker in Shadow of Chernobyl and my desperate attempts to magdump my AK into the beast.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Give it time.

His brain is so wet and soft he’s having trouble figuring out what to holler. He's all out of weak sauce Jim insults. Ralph was planing to holler at Jesse and his poor dead twin brother on Wed, but now he’s discovered he’s been made a fool of there too.

Poor Gunt head is a spinning. He was like a punch drunk boxer on Saturday night, but now he’s laying down on the mat and can’t get up. He wants to holler but can’t think of what to say anymore. He wasted his last bit of energy on a thrift giant bowling disaster.

He’s currently in the awful predicament of having to try and deal with avoiding his baby mama, newborn daughter and possibly visiting an uncle he hasn’t seen in twenty years.

One would hope Ralph will just ignore all the online drama and make picking up Pantsu and his newborn his top priority but I have a feeling he can only think about his Wed night stream. Maybe he’s taking addrell and lots of voice memos as he drives back to Richmond to prepare for Wed’s big show.

Nah, Ralph is a piece of shit, but he's got a genetic legacy now, Matt is just a cuck and an evolutionary dead end. Hosting a stream people liked is not going to change that.

Being a dead beat father is still makes you an actual father, being a cuck doesn't.

What the fuck is a “genetic legacy”? Are Ronnie, Evan and Ethan Ralph genetic legacies of the great Ralph dynasty? I mean we are all the genetic legacies of some hairy pair in Africa if that’s they you look at it. I think a dead end is far preferable to all the shame the last two generations of Ralphamales have begot upon the Ralph surname.

Alexander the Great has no genetic legacy because his son was murdered at 14, yet his legacy remains. Does Billy Bob Cletus who has 500 welfare dependent retard descendants in Arkansas beat Alexander the Great because he his seed has filled trailer parks and prisons across the land?

If genetic legacies were paramount billionaires and great minds would have five wives and twenty six kids. Instead the guys who have five wives and twenty kids are guys in Africa and Pakistan who’s prize possessions are goats.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

ralph dad having schizofrenia explains some of his behavior. maybe that's why his going crazy.