Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maude Snew · Apr 5, 2022

instythot said:
I mean... This picture is evidence that fat tits here is joking (read lying) about all the fights he tweets that he's been in. Unless he considers someone looking at him like he's a retard, shaking their head and muttering "I don't have time for your shit, moron" to be backing down

Cut him some slack, you have to carefully choose your battles and he's way too busy not battling high blood pressure, obesity, diabetes, and worst of all Patrick-S-Tomlinson-face-syndrome either.

Caverlock · Apr 5, 2022

I'm Just A Worm said:
He looks like such a fucking fag in that shirt and doing that sassy gay pose. Tiny little neck, hand on hip, round ass double chin and noodle arms. Then talking about intimidating other guys, right Pat. You’d get kicked out of the Pride Parade for being too much of a faggot. This fucking guy, I swear to god.

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A Sunset · Apr 5, 2022

Caverlock said:
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If I walked into a bar and I saw this guy I'd tell my girlfriend the comics convention must be in town because we have a fat soyboy in the corner wearing a Marvel shirt or some shit. Does Patrick legitimately have autism? It's like he's living in a different universe than everyone else, a universe of pretend where he doesn't have soy-tits and the fattest face in the Midwest. He also has that weird dead-eyed stare in his selfies.

Speaking of which, imagine seeing him take selfies at the bar that no one will see except trolls, all alone, like the fat lonely faggot he is.

instythot · Apr 5, 2022

Caverlock said:
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I just realized that when Patrick says his presence tends to dissuade others from making a scene, he's telling the truth. He's just omitting the details where he's causing such a scene at the slightest suggestion of a lady needing to be m'd, that everyone gets mortally embarassed for him and leaves for a more comfortable social situation

An Sionnach Seang · Apr 5, 2022

instythot said:
Case in point: Irvine Welsh. As opposed to Pat, his stories are typically interesting enough to overcome the distractions he deliberately introduces

see also Hubert Selby Jr., who was a major influence on Irvine Welsh, and had an utterly unique writing style like someone telling you a story

RazorBackBacon · Apr 5, 2022

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Honestly I'd love to get into a barfight with Pat. His empty, piggish stare reveals a fundamental lack of attentiveness, a situational unawareness; put simply, his head's not in the game. He'd take three thumps to the dome before he even knows he's in a fight. His skinny, noodley arms would offer no threat to me as I rain blows down upon his soft, flour-sack-esque body. And his plump fleshy cheeks look really comfy to sink your fist into, like a speedbag filled with feathers.

Unfortunately, he's such a lisping effete homosexual that me accepting his offer to 'take this outside' might be misinterpreted by a third party as me accepting a blowjob.

Shadfan666xxx000 · Apr 5, 2022

RazorBackBacon said:
Honestly I'd love to get into a barfight with Pat. His empty, piggish stare reveals a fundamental lack of attentiveness, a situational unawareness; put simply, his head's not in the game. He'd take three thumps to the dome before he even knows he's in a fight. His skinny, noodley arms would offer no threat to me as I rain blows down upon his soft, flour-sack-esque body. And his plump fleshy cheeks look really comfy to sink your fist into, like a speedbag filled with feathers.

Unfortunately, he's such a lisping effete homosexual that me accepting his offer to 'take this outside' might be misinterpreted by a third party as me accepting a blowjob.

Por que no Los dos?

Mr Moonface · Apr 5, 2022

Piggy reacts to Musk being added to the Twitter boardroom:

More stalker oinking:

Unemployed layabout attacks Elon Musk's achievements:

Someone asked if piggy voted in the Milwaukee elections. He did, and he got a shiny new sticker for his efforts. I'm sure he's showing it off to all the other Hooligans barflys as we speak.

Please notice me John-sempai!

S.C.U.D. · Apr 5, 2022

Mr Moonface said:
Piggy reacts to Musk being added to the Twitter boardroom:

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Add Patrick to the ever-growing list of lolcows that claim to hate Twitter yet spend hours a day there.

Mikoyan · Apr 5, 2022

Every time these people bring up JUST GIVE US AN EDIT BUTTON I'm annoyed because I know they don't want to correct errors, or take away typos. No, they want to hide L's and create traps so that they can make people look like fools by changing what they're replying to.

Mr Moonface · Apr 5, 2022

Publicly admits to tearing up over some shitty failing sci-fi show to create pity for himself.

If you were lonely growing up how do you think your biological daughter felt when she found out that her father wanted nothing to do with her? You fat faggot.

Pat's Pointer Finger · Apr 5, 2022

Mr Moonface said:
Someone asked if piggy voted in the Milwaukee elections. He did, and he got a shiny new sticker for his efforts. I'm sure he's showing it off to all the other Hooligans barflys as we speak.

Is this a new surface or did he scrub off the "this machine kills fascists" off?

The I Scream Man · Apr 5, 2022

Mr Moonface said:
If you were lonely growing up how do you think your biological daughter felt when she found out that her father wanted nothing to do with her? You fat faggot.

She never did, her real father is much better than her sperm donor ever was and she probably isn't even aware of them

RazorBackBacon · Apr 5, 2022

Pokemon13 said:
Is this a new surface or did he scrub off the "this machine kills fascists" off?

Everytime I'm reminded of that sticker, I wonder if he stole the idea from the vlogbrothers. And if you're stealing ideas from them, you're either a teenage girl on tumblr, or a being of pure undiluted phytoestrogen.

moseph.jartelli · Apr 5, 2022

Pokemon13 said:
Is this a new surface or did he scrub off the "this machine kills fascists" off?

Either way that computer is filthy with dried cum/beer spots

instythot · Apr 5, 2022

Mr Moonface said:
Publicly admits to tearing up over some shitty failing sci-fi show to create pity for himself.

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If you were lonely growing up how do you think your biological daughter felt when she found out that her father wanted nothing to do with her? You fat faggot.

The tng crew was his teacher when he had no others? I thought fat tits claimed to have loving parents who should have been guiding his retarded ass

Shaka Brah · Apr 5, 2022

instythot said:
The tng crew was his teacher when he had no others? I thought fat tits claimed to have loving parents who should have been guiding his retarded ass

He's a pathological liar but I'd believe he became this retarded because of Gene Rodenberry.

Mr Moonface · Apr 5, 2022

HandsomeBlue has released a new piece of art. Titled 'The Assassination of Bernell Trammell by the coward Patrick Tomlinson'.

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Chilling stuff.

JJLiautaud · Apr 5, 2022

Mr Moonface said:
HandsomeBlue has released a new piece of art. Titled 'The Assassination of Bernell Trammell by the coward Patrick Tomlinson'.

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Chilling stuff.

It's like you're there

Plaintiff is fat · Apr 5, 2022

Mr Moonface said:
Publicly admits to tearing up over some shitty failing sci-fi show to create pity for himself.

Being an outcast LGBTQIAP+ youth in a rural town who made it in the big city is one of Pat's recurrent LARPing scenarios he loves to rehash over and over:

"this are the sons and daughters you disowned", the audacity of this deadbeat dad never ceases to amaze me https://archive.fo/Mm156

oh no! rural towns missing out on drag toddlers

"classmates" btw

definitely not talking about himself despite being the exact same scenario that makes him cry over a space movie as he exudes alpha masculinity https://archive.fo/Jiesm