Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Bondo. Perfect for filling in those huge pores and smoothing out those wrinkles.

At least as healthy as any of the other procedures he's had done / plans to have done.

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why are they so anti fringe/bangs I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
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You answered your own question. They don't get bangs because they have to be styled, and considering Kevin's too lazy to even wash his face or do anything with the hairstyle (if you can even call it that) he's got besides pulling it into a lazy ponytail, he's sure as hell not going to take the few minutes extra to style bangs. Though I would love to see him try. With how far back his hair has receded already, they would start closer to the back of his head than the front.
 
You answered your own question. They don't get bangs because they have to be styled, and considering Kevin's too lazy to even wash his face or do anything with the hairstyle (if you can even call it that) he's got besides pulling it into a lazy ponytail, he's sure as hell not going to take the few minutes extra to style bangs. Though I would love to see him try. With how far back his hair has receded already, they would start closer to the back of his head than the front.
If he can shave the sides of his head, he can cut a fringe in?!?

-I am from the UK; bangs is american terminology- I have cautiously accepted that bangs= a fringe; it is an anti style/ you need to do nothing once you commit to The Fringe; if bangs do not = fringe, then I accept my error, (but then personally, it’s back on the decades long road of not knowing what bangs are)

It should, if anything, be an easier style choice than the 4567head frizz, but none of them go for it.
And I really just don’t know why..I guess maybe that as men they never had fringes as kids so somehow don’t ...know it’s an option? But what, they also don’t have eyes?
Also you’d think if they had the slightest interest in girl shit they would know they existed... oh I answered my own question again.
 
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and run some fuckin' sellotape over your teeshirt, you dont even have to splurg ($1) for a lint roller bro
I imagine everything in that place is covered in animal fur but fuck man, that's just ridiculous. Ever been around a chainsmoker? The smell oozes out of their pores and off of their clothes. I imagine it is 100x worse when you've got an amhole and live on a so-called farm with a bunch of other men and neglected animals. That reminds me, is there a picture of their toilet anywhere? (no shiteater jokes please)
 

I wouldn't even go that far, I bet kevin hasn't drank water in a fucking decade. It's probably part of his disgusting 'little' act

I can imagine him sitting there during burrito night (tm) demanding 'sodie pop not icky water' in a hideous put on child's voice while penny sighs heavily and strokes the five seven, before going to fetch him a coke

I wonder how many GBP kev has
 

I was curious and put these pics through an online AI age evaluator; two of them wouldn't even take it and spat out an error message, the only website that accepted the pic gave him the age of 45. As a control because I know the bots are kind of shit, I uploaded a few pics of myself- these went through fine on all three websites and gave me 18, 21 and 22 with my age being 24.

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"estrogen took 10 years off my face!" and "looking in my early 20's!" my ass Kevvie, I've seen coke addicts and recovered methheads with better skin.
 
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This makes zero sense and is the worse analogy ever. You can live your life playing around doing what you want even defying your parents without trooning out
Real question: why is being cis far stranger? Being cis means you get to both be comfortable with your gender presentation (not your entire body of course) and don't have to do anything related to it. It's lazy, and easy to do.

Fellow Kiwis, is YOUR fight or flight response triggered?
Only when I look at Kevin. It's charming of them to romanticize the past, but we can never go back and Kevin's panic at this is like panicking that a mammoth will trample him. The taboo is broken. It will take a long time for a new one to happen.
If so, then he's kind of trivializing what it means to be trans, isn't he?
He wants trans to be normalized yet feels like it makes him more special. He's got I'm not like the other normies and taking pride in his differences when he feels like it.

Regarding that captain Eden guy, why? Why do they all look the same? Neckbeards, hipsters, troons, whatever why do they have terrible freakish hair, facial hair despite being *totes kawai anime girls the hee, " and ugly glasses? Has Kevin and all his ilk started a new uniform trend among troons and such? .
If you're in a subculture, you dress to signal to others you too are down with that subculture. The fatness comes from messing with hormones and living a nonactive lifestyle, the hair is bad because they are either too lazy or don't know how to take care of it, facial hair is also laziness, and glasses tend to happen when you spend your life in front of a computer all day.
-being in relationships but never interacting in any sense with other people
It's such a sad predicament. I think this would happen to him even if he stayed cis or straight, he seems to have a hard time seeing people deeper or connecting to them on more than the surface level.

-being a pervert but never having sex
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Ever been around a chainsmoker? The smell oozes out of their pores and off of their clothes.
He does weed with the other tranchers, so add that to the nose terrors.
 
-I am from the UK; bangs is american terminology- I have cautiously accepted that bangs= a fringe; it is an anti style/ you need to do nothing once you commit to The Fringe; if bangs do not = fringe, then I accept my error, (but then personally, it’s back on the decades long road of not knowing what bangs are)
The problem here is that I have never been 100% on what a fringe is, but I have always suspected it is the UK term for bangs.

This kind of thing, right? As a hairpiece, you could get four or five for the cost of a Transformer.

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The problem here is that I have never been 100% on what a fringe is, but I have always suspected it is the UK term for bangs.

This kind of thing, right? As a hairpiece, you could get four or five for the cost of a Transformer.

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The main difference in usage is that these could be described as face framing bangs, but I would describe this as a fringe with face framing layers at the side. The "fringe" feels like it has to be the bit on the actual forehead.
 
If he can shave the sides of his head, he can cut a fringe in?!?

-I am from the UK; bangs is american terminology- I have cautiously accepted that bangs= a fringe; it is an anti style/ you need to do nothing once you commit to The Fringe; if bangs do not = fringe, then I accept my error, (but then personally, it’s back on the decades long road of not knowing what bangs are)

It should, if anything, be an easier style choice than the 4567head frizz, but none of them go for it.
And I really just don’t know why..I guess maybe that as men they never had fringes as kids so somehow don’t ...know it’s an option? But what, they also don’t have eyes?
Also you’d think if they had the slightest interest in girl shit they would know they existed... oh I answered my own question again.
Its very simple; women have fringes while men have random frizzy bits.
 
I had to check whether he's already chimping out over Elon Musk's dramatic entrance to Twitter, but so far it's pretty tame.

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Oh well, we'll see what fun Elon's take on free speech can bring us.
Clearly, Musk buying Twitter is just a part of his life-long quest to be liked and popular, which will inevitably end with him destroying the solar system in revenge.
BUT. If he starts his vendetta by genociding (in Twitter) all troons for making fun of him and stealing Groimes his Waife, at least we’ll get some entertainment value first.
 
Chill.
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This is just so narrow-minded I can’t even… :story:

NIGGA. Cis people rebel against their parents too, in other ways that don’t involve transforming into a mockery of a woman! People get piercings and tattoos, they wear makeup and skirts despite their parents not wanting them to be promiscuous, they smoke weed or cigarettes and drink, they lift and get in shape or get really fat, they listen to metal… Cis people aren’t all cut and dry happy campers with their bodies either, they end up getting plastic surgery or nosejobs and shit. Cis people can have just as many problems with their life and body as a trans person. Is this a good thing? No. But it’s a part of the human experience.

So, in conclusion…
YOU AND YOUR COMMUNITY ARE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL!

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1) Dollars to donuts I'd bet you've never even touched a real D&D game. You're just a retard moron faggot that loves the idea of being a no-life D&D-obsessed loser.

2) I don't even know why I care about you pretending to be invested in D&D lore. I don't care one iota about D&D. You're just that repugnant.

3) As you typed that, the festering axe wound between your legs smells worse than the sum of every exposed asscrack from every single D&D competition that will ever take place, ever, on this planet and any other celestial bodies where exclusionist nerd hobbies are played competitively.

I violently dislike you, Kevin. I would hate you, but I rest easy you'll always be an inconsequential stain on humanity screeching away at a twitter echo chamber from some shit-infested hovel wannabe ranch. The sum total of your impact on humanity is to simply become a statistic that people will meme on.

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4) how's the healing going lmfao

edit: for every top hat Kevin's stink ditch seals up another millimeter
 
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