idk if i pointed this out anywhere besides chat but ethan talked shit about the punch the guy threw trying to avoid his goons being weak and not doing anything yet the guy didnt seem to have a single injury in his interview with podawful with gunt having the leisure to stomp the guys head in with the goons holding him, let that sink in even with gunts massive girth even if you let him try and kill you by stomping your prone fucking head in, something that could easily be lethal by an actual man doing it, he will not only fail to kill you but fail to so much as chip a tooth or draw blood. even if the puncher is a limp armed pussy holy fuck ralph is just at a whole other level, at this point he might actually be unable to stab or cut people standing still while he hacks with all his might.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Don’t forget “who blocks every single person who says anything remotely negative about him on Twitter because mean words hurt his feelings too much”
blocks, bans, flags, tries to form blacklists with his anemic connections to prevent them doing business elsewhere, attempting to run black pr campaigns to generally cancel them and mocking their dead children and relatives and loved ones, and this is if he accidentally perceives some unintended slight lol
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Ralph will be an outlaw when I become a dictator and make it illegal for men to be shorter than 5'2''.
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Wait a second. May is making a 7 1/2 hour drive with a newborn? Does she plan to stop and feed Rozanna 3 times? Who is going to comfort the baby on the way home. Stellar parenting once again from this hellmade duo.
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Quit moralfagging. All she has to do is put the baby in the glovebox with some snacks and magazines and it’ll entertain itself.
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"Gayduh..... They tryin tah psychologically break muh child, Gayduh!
Gayduh...? Oh...."
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Oh an alternate timeline where Ralph:
Doesn't release revenge porn of Faith to cuck a Mexican thus not earning the Vickers ire.
Is able to have a amicable relationship with the Vickers thus being allowed to see his son and have some kind of relationship with him.
Is able to take a joke thus he is able to form lasting friendships.
Pays Gator and his other former hosts the money he promised them instead of for his own vices.
Doesn't read the Farms and let us get to him which allows him to focus on improving his life instead of trying to own the Farms.
Controls his anger and behavior so he doesn't get kicked off every streaming platform.
Marries May so his daughter won't be a bastard.
Gets a real job to provide for his wife and newborn.
Doesn't spend thousands for the affection of hookers in order to feel like he is a desirable man.
Doesn't date rape Alice.
Doesn't do hard drugs and alcohol.
Is at a healthy weight.
Will live past 45.
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Point of divergence: corn joke.
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Feel free to gimme clocks (I've only started really paying attention to Ralph since this past weekend), but has he always been this delusional? This is Patrick Tomlinson level of reality-denial.
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That is weird... Maybe she's bringing her mom or dad with her? Ralph gonna share the crackshack with MiL?
Maybe parents told her to GTFO? Last time I heard her voice outside when ralph was outside the Blaze Hollerin' she sounded fucking broken.
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I could imagine that they watched the video, determined he was a rage-induced sperg, questioned her choice of mate, and told her they wouldn’t be part of it. Then again, that’s assuming they are normal, well-adjusted human beings. And didn’t Pantsu say that her dad watches the Killstream? And he is on Ralph’s followers list.
If anything, she sounds dead tired. Which is what happens when you have a kid, and your partner-in-crime is absent to help out and would rather seethe and attempt to flex on people on the internet nearly half the continent away. Pantsu is not what one would deem “a bright bulb.”
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You know Ralph as a connoisseur of Western books and history I have to say that you are no fucking "Southern Outlaw". You are more or less a rodeo clown.
A true outlaw doesn't run away like a little bitch from Matt Jarbo of all people or cry because his internet daddy made fun of him getting his purse stolen in Portugal. Nor would an outlaw have a purse. Nor would an outlaw simp for a BDP woman and buy her 2k worth of shit on Amazon with the hopes that she will suck your micro dick.
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He is right about one thing: he is built different. Like a gas giant.
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Cozy Rozy?
Both him and Meigh talking/posting about that poor baby makes alarm bells go off in my head
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Have you never heard of brand recognition?
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