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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Fannyscum said:
Got dangit they're ayylawgin my pappy's ring:
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I've only been half paying attention to this thread today. First, I only saw a close up of the ring and thought it was on Meigh's hairy finger. Then I realized it was on the Gunt's hoof but assumed he just put it on to show what he'd inherited for Meigh. Now I'm finally reading his tweet and he's actually wearing it for himself? :story: What a homosexual
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Yeah, might be plated or maybe a 10k ring. It’s pretty sad if the stones are fake because it’s using the type setting that attempts to make small stones look bigger.

It’s a pawn store special. Before pawn stores stopped bothering with estate jewelry there used to be trays of these types of rings in every shady pawn store. Ralph might have a rarity because most of those style rings got smelted down long ago because men stopped wearing them when leisure suits went out of style.
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Exactly this is a pawn shop ring you could find for maybe 500$ now or something. If you go on an estate website you can find old rings like this that have better diamonds and are way nicer. I wouldn’t a log him so hard as to say his grandpa didn’t own a shitty ring like this. It’s heavily scratched I don’t think it’s plated. But 10-12k gold probably not 14 or 18 and because of the diamonds colors I do think they are real they are just puny
 
HĂźftpriester said:
I've only been half paying attention to this thread today. First, I only saw a close up of the ring and thought it was on Meigh's harry finger. Then I realized it was on the Gunt's hoof but assumed he just put it on to show what he'd inherited for Meigh. Now I'm finally reading his tweet and he's actually wearing it for himself? :story: What a homosexual
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Or he’s going to buy a trailer and open a used car lot in front of it. Ring will go perfectly with a big cigar, cowboy hat and greasy, stained t-shirt as he taps that big fat finger where a single mom needs to sign to buy a 1998 Nissan beater with a 28 % APR.
 
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Catspajamas7 said:
This needs to be resized, this looks more like a shitty class ring, can someone post Amanda’s ring for comparison?
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Why I never, how dare you? Fuckin Yankee! Dontcha know that 10 generations of Ralphawiggers have owned that beautiful ring? It's a boney fide family heirloom.

Side note, I'm very disappointed that the rings won't be Killstream Red-colored. He could get a whole afternoon's worth of Maker's Mark with the money he would've saved/gotten by selling his pappy's ring and replacing it with a 20 dollar red ring on Etsy.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Or he’s going to buy a trailer and open a used car lot in front of it. Ring will go perfectly with a big cigar, cowboy hat and greasy, stained t-shirt as he taps that big fat finger where a single mom needs to sign to buy a 1998 Nissan beater with a 28 % APR.
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I just don't understand why you'd want to attract any attention to your fingers when they look like....that.
 
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imagine slobbering on the memphis micro this hard jfc
 
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ANiggaNamedElmo said:
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This fucking dude…

Who fled the 7-11 parking lot when the cops showed up? Who pushed Chaggot to curtail a clip of you supposedly stomping a dude while he was held down by four other men? Remember this? “Arrest him! Arrest him!”


Who fled from Matt Jarbo, of all people, after your feltening by your surrogate e-daddy? Southern Outlaw… fuck outta here Ralph. You’re the biggest bitch in your sector, from the top on down…
 
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