4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

franz said:
Here we go. Gunt already planning another event. A wet t-shirt contest in tampa featuring onlyfans thots. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

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Yes because tons of women surely want to flock to get naked for a dozen retards and incels. While I'm sure you could get some ip2 tier crackheads to show up, it won't be professional models who make more a month than gunt and all of his paypigs combined, and certainly won't show up on their own dime for exposure.

"We won't even need to rent a venue, since it's on the beach"
Wrong, you'd need to get permits, or your event will be shutdown.

This is what happens when you're a retard with no friends and you spent your whole life screaming online. You fantasize about juvenile shit while you're approaching 40. A wet t-shirt contest on the beach is something 20 year olds who are on spring beach consider peak entertainment. A 35 year old man should be more worried about being a father to his children, including the one he abandoned.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Yes because tons of women surely want to flock to get naked for a dozen retards and incels. While I'm sure you could get some ip2 tier crackheads to show up, it won't be professional models who make more a month than gunt and all of his paypigs combined, and certainly won't show up on their own dime for exposure.

"We won't even need to rent a venue, since it's on the beach"
Wrong, you'd need to get permits, or your event will be shutdown.

This is what happens when you're a retard with no friends and you spent your whole life screaming online. You fantasize about juvenile shit while you're approaching 40. A wet t-shirt contest on the beach is something 20 year olds who are on spring beach consider peak entertainment. A 35 year old man should be more worried about being a father to his children, including the one he abandoned.
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it won't be e-thots. it will be a handful of gnarly black strippers who look like they could start for the knicks. i reeeeaaaalllllyyy want this to happen.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Yes because tons of women surely want to flock to get naked for a dozen retards and incels. While I'm sure you could get some ip2 tier crackheads to show up, it won't be professional models who make more a month than gunt and all of his paypigs combined, and certainly won't show up on their own dime for exposure.

"We won't even need to rent a venue, since it's on the beach"
Wrong, you'd need to get permits, or your event will be shutdown.

This is what happens when you're a retard with no friends and you spent your whole life screaming online. You fantasize about juvenile shit while you're approaching 40. A wet t-shirt contest on the beach is something 20 year olds who are on spring beach consider peak entertainment. A 35 year old man should be more worried about being a father to his children, including the one he abandoned.
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Don't listen to this Alog Ralph, you can do it. I believe in you! Put on that Event and show them haters!
 
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franz said:
Here we go. Gunt already planning another event. A wet t-shirt contest in tampa featuring onlyfans thots. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

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He couldn’t even get paid strippers to his awful bowling event in Dallas, TX but now is going to throw a wet t-shirt debacle?

Guess he was embarrassed by his huge sausagefest of losers with no hotties in sight.
 
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franz said:
Here we go. Gunt already planning another event. A wet t-shirt contest in tampa featuring onlyfans thots. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

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He's so eager to plan anything that's not his wedding to Mantsu.

But at least he's starting to tailor his events to things Dick Masterson will want to stick around for. I guess he's learning?
I foresee absolutely nothing going wrong with this. 'Gunts Gone Wild!: Live In Tampa', the marketing practically writes itself!

He might even meet baby momma No.3!
 
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He's wearing shades indoors/on camera a lot more frequently it seems. Wonder why? Could it be the crazy eyes from doing drugs? Not to mention his coke bloat is making him look worse than ever.

In the video from his gay event he looked so sweaty and bloated and had wonky pupils. Does he really think he's hiding a fucking thing from even a casual observer?
 
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franz said:
Here we go. Gunt already planning another event. A wet t-shirt contest in tampa featuring onlyfans thots. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

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Mantsu probably became even less tolerable than before, reaching a point where not even the Diabetic Richmond Pimp can handle.
Gunt would rather kill himself live than be in the same space the horse is.
 
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