🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr Clark]

Men wear simple wedding bands for rings. Plain gold or silver with maybe something engraved. I've got a fat platinum one but thats because i have big hands and wanted something proportional.

Gunt looks like he's wearing...i dont even know im speechless at how cheap, fake and nasty that is. Not to mention it looks like it might be swallowed by his finger fat.

 

[veri]

Alternate timeline? Wtf does he mean? Is he taking shots at Fai Fai again?
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every time ralph says cozy rozy his master nick fuentes pays him 10¢

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Men wear simple wedding bands for rings. Plain gold or silver with maybe something engraved. I've got a fat platinum one but thats because i have big hands and wanted something proportional.

Gunt looks like he's wearing...i dont even know im speechless at how cheap, fake and nasty that is. Not to mention it looks like it might be swallowed by his finger fat.

We’ll don’t worry Ralphamale doesn’t need a wedding band, he’s not married. A paw paw’s trucker pimp ring from 1974 suits him fine.

 

[AnOminous]

We’ll don’t worry Ralphamale doesn’t need a wedding band, he’s not married. A paw paw’s trucker pimp ring from 1974 suits him fine.

I hope it cuts off the blood flow to his fat finger, leaving him with a gangrenous stump.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1511584742575116288

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Lol.

Is this about that dude who punched him in the face?

 

[TyrasGuard]

Is this about that dude who punched him in the face?

Probably, i can think of no one else who Ralph can sue. I don't know much about mutt's laws so i don't know how much you can yell "motherfucker" and act like a cunt before you can punch the dude and not be in legal trouble plus he stomped on the guy while he was down and restrained, which there is supposedly evidence of as well.

I don't think it's a great idea which means Ralph will probably think it's a good idea.

 

[Keranu]

Probably, i can think of no one else who Ralph can sue. I don't know much about mutt's laws so i don't know how much you can yell "motherfucker" and act like a cunt before you can punch the dude and not be in legal trouble plus he stomped on the guy while he was down and restrained, which there is supposedly evidence of as well.

I don't think it's a great idea which means Ralph will probably think it's a good idea.

Oh I just realized Ralph is probably talking to his Manhattan attorney about Jesse PS.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Quick post a pic of your reroll to quell the seething.
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Already exploiting their daughter in creepy poses. Gross.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

plus he stomped on the guy while he was down and restrained, which there is supposedly evidence of as well.

I wonder if Gators "never before seen footage" is Ralph doing that.

 

[Sammich]

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Never known an "outlaw" to scream for security to save him after getting popped in the face. "outlaw" my dusty white ass.
This fat degenerate wigger is pushing my goddamn patience. He sullies the name of southerners, he sullies the name of any group he chooses to identify with. Ralph, I know you read these threads constantly, just know you won't always have security around you big guy. Those portuguese women shouldn't have stopped until you were a greasy stain on the curb you fat manlet faggot.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Mess with the gunt and you get the grease:

This hog really has no shame. Calling her sweetheart, just like he did in the simp texts? It's almost like he's aylawging himself at this point.

 

[LadiosSopp]

This hog really has no shame. Calling her sweetheart, just like he did in the simp texts? It's almost like he's aylawging himself at this point.

Just goes to show you how he treats rape allegations and women in general - comments about most women being whores notwithstanding.

 

[MeltyTW]

Is this about that dude who punched him in the face?

Probably, i can think of no one else who Ralph can sue. I don't know much about mutt's laws so i don't know how much you can yell "motherfucker" and act like a cunt before you can punch the dude and not be in legal trouble plus he stomped on the guy while he was down and restrained, which there is supposedly evidence of as well.

I don't think it's a great idea which means Ralph will probably think it's a good idea.

I think this is about a trial he had close to bow no?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ralphs hands are not only fat but they also look like the hands of a fat woman

Surely that's not a surprise to you? Ralph is a fat woman.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Surely that's not a surprise to you? Ralph is a fat woman.

He definitely has a fupa, as we saw from the post AFPAC interviews.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Never known an "outlaw" to scream for security to save him after getting popped in the face. "outlaw" my dusty white ass.
This fat degenerate wigger is pushing my goddamn patience. He sullies the name of southerners, he sullies the name of any group he chooses to identify with. Ralph, I know you read these threads constantly, just know you won't always have security around you big guy. Those portuguese women shouldn't have stopped until you were a greasy stain on the curb you fat manlet faggot.

Outlaws are also for famous about not caring about going to jail or the law coming down on them, and continue to do as the please regardless of consequence. Ralph on the other hand scrammed as soon as the Blaze mall cop mentioned trespassing and calling cops.

Outlaws are running from murder, robbery and assault charges. Gunt is scared because he got restraining order from harassing a teen girl he got pregnant and abandoned.

Ralph isn’t a southern outlaw, he’s just typical fat West Memphis white trash. He fears real men and authority, harasses and molests young mentally ill women.

 

[RussianParasite]

Cozy Rozy?
Both him and Meigh talking/posting about that poor baby makes alarm bells go off in my head

Yeah, Ralph and May were much funnier to laugh at when babies weren’t involved. Neither is mature enough to handle one, and I really think the baby might be in danger. They are in way over their heads and I hope they consider adoption or something.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Yeah, Ralph and May were much funnier to laugh at when babies weren’t involved. Neither is mature enough to handle one, and I really think the baby might be in danger. They are in way over their heads and I hope they consider adoption or something.

It went from funny to me becoming a true ayyy-log when May was trying to get Alice to fuck Ralph then offered to take her to church. It's no longer funny, it's just gross and the story can't end soon enough.

 

[Fools Idol]

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Ralph’s papaws ring is very obviously flawed, Maybe SI2 on last one on right and VS2 on others maybe. The color is all very very low quality as well. All K and last one even lower. I call these piss diamonds because of the yellow hue. It’s hard to accurately say how big the diamonds are because two reasons. Hooves aren’t fingers and the ring must have been lubed up to be put on his hoove because you can see how tightly it squeezes his finger. Also with how the diamonds are placed on that gay looking piece. My guess is all .5 carat of the shittiest quality. (.5 being generous) Realistically probably 1 or 1.25 total

This needs to be resized, this looks more like a shitty class ring, can someone post Amanda’s ring for comparison?

Also men shouldn’t get diamonds on their bands, a plain ring is best or with small accents. Plain platinum with hammering and mill grain is most beautiful imo

How fucking fat do you have to be for your knuckles to be sunk below the rest of the flesh of your hand?

 

[Motherf*cker]

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