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[Swimminglanes]

Mr Bustcakes! On father's day!

$100 for sexy time!

Next invite I get for EDI training I'm sending them this link.

 

[smegma enthusiast]

Why would anyone WANT to be a lesbian? It basically dooms you to an abstinent life.

Because troons think that hentai is real life. Hot lesbo secks 4 eva!! All it takes is 99.99% of the human population thinking you’re a fetishistic creep!

 

[Ventriloquism is not real]

Why would anyone WANT to be a lesbian? It basically dooms you to an abstinent life.

This is a fact that transgender people do not have access to. Similar facts, such as the answer to "What will happen to my sex drive if my dick and balls are removed?" are also missing from the transgender body of knowledge.

 

[XANA]

In addition to being told off and kept in check by other guys, I feel like ftms are more likely to try to keep their head down and blend in moreso than mtfs. I'm not sure whether it's because they were heavily socialized as females to blend in, or if it's because they usually resort to being catty and talking shit about peoples' back afterwards, very much like gay men.

Mtfs are more used to being the center of attention, especially now that social media has unusually amplified their voices. And again, because ladies usually just barely tolerate the mfts instead of telling them to fuck off and kick them out of their spaces right then and there, mtfs will think their behavior is ok and keep doing it.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Ironically if the trannies faked being gay men (aka “bi”) and put effort into their looks, they could probably get a girlfriend who supports their feminine interests. She wouldn’t be a lesbian though.

 

[garbage cake]

feeding this thread like a fucked-up sourdough starter, continuing with the A's from past HER app posts:

Spoiler: Asha

Spoiler: Ashley

possibly THE biggest incel vibes and that's a stacked category:

Spoiler: Ashley Valentine

this one is only 34, but looks older than the 40 year old Avery below him. Yikes

Spoiler: Avery

Spoiler: Avery

Spoiler: Ashley

Glinner used this one lol yw Glinner

these bolt ons, and he wishes they looked even worse??

Spoiler: Audrina

Spoiler: Austin

Ave comments on random HER posts constantly

Spoiler: Ave

Spoiler: Ava Morgan

finishing with a guy who helped "peak" me, Autumn Trafficante, formerly /u/always-autumn (now deleted), smugly bragged about having his dick hanging out in the women's locker room. He also destroyed /r/fitgirls because they wouldn't validate him. another angry 6' dude with fake tits. Thanks, HER app!

Spoiler: Autumn Trafficante

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He also destroyed /r/fitgirls

But it still exists tho

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

Lol, the irony.

I feel like we’re going to start seeing bios that start “Damn, these periods are a bitch amirite ladies?”
Twitter is full of these tweets and they get a shit ton of engagement, it must have happened lol

A few years ago when Blaire White interviewed Jessica Yaniv everyone mocked him for saying he had a period now it’s embraced as a actual truth by many.

They get actual butthurt when they are confronted by the fact a Lesbian doesn’t want to date them.
They get angry and lash out but the person they lash out on is the ‘transphobe’ and they’re the victim, while if this was a scenario with a man (I hate using cis) doing the same thing he would be labelled a predator, an aggressor who couldn’t take no for an answer and all women should stay away.

Straight women don’t seem to be so affected by this, it’s Lesbians who are told to suck dick and smile. Don’t tell them no, you’re invalidating them.

It’s just a new form of misogyny.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Genesis

Genesis does what Womendon't.

 

[garbage cake]

But it still exists tho

It exists yes, like all womens subs on Reddit, infected or overtaken completely with no criticism allowed a la ActualLesbians or TwoX. fitgirls apology/let’s be inclusive post.
I did find the original instant-peak-material post from Autumn Trafficante thanks to a farmer- archive of the based removed comments.

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

It exists yes, like all womens subs on Reddit, infected or overtaken completely with no criticism allowed a la ActualLesbians or TwoX. fitgirls apology/let’s be inclusive post.
I did find the original instant-peak-material post from Autumn Trafficante thanks to a farmer- archive of the based removed comments.

I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on the all women walking around the changing room naked at the gym.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I’m gonna go ahead and call bullshit on the all women walking around the changing room naked at the gym.

The only people you'd ever see walk butt naked in a changing room with no shame are obese old women, and something tells me that's not exactly transbians' target demographic to sexually assault.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

That's why it's weird though. Straight men don't use top/bottom terminology that's language pretty much exclusively used in the gay community. These troons appear to be solely attracted to women so why are they using them?

Maybe when they’re a top it means they don’t want to be pegged. Or maybe this is in terms of hooking up with other troons. But the most likely answer is they are straight men using language they don’t really understand as a way of collecting gay points.

 

[Appolonius Molon]

Jezus christ how horrifying. Tranny or not. No one looks good with dark lipstick on.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

Everytime I see these transbian profiles, I feel like I’m on the verge of vomiting. These people are so repulsive that they can practically trigger my vomit reflex. In fact, their very existence is vomit inducing.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Why would anyone WANT to be a lesbian? It basically dooms you to an abstinent life.

This is a great question, right up there with “Do women cum when they put in tampons? ”

 

[FarmVille]

The only people you'd ever see walk butt naked in a changing room with no shame are obese old women, and something tells me that's not exactly transbians' target demographic to sexually assault.

If your gym has a pool with water aerobic classes, forget it—naked old ladies everywhere, about 50/50 obese.

 

[Coelacanth]

Why would anyone WANT to be a lesbian? It basically dooms you to an abstinent life.

Because tits are awesome. The price a girl has to pay to get the booba isn't worth it though.

 

[OrionBalls]

This is a great question, right up there with “Do women cum when they put in tampons? ”

Yes, absolutely! I recommend all troons dilate with tampons. The orgasm is even better if you leave it inserted for a week.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Where is the trans “space,” exactly? Because if it’s in a lesbian’s DMs after you, a troon, hit her up asking her for a date, I’m gonna go ahead and say that space actually belongs to her and she has every right to tell you to leave her alone.

Reminds me of how incels get rejected by women and clap back with “whatever, you’re a whore.” The anti-logic coping is hilarious.