The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Too Many Crooks]

These two remind me of a woman I had the pleasure of meeting during my mates 18th birthday. She was so fat she was sitting constantly staring at food, when the music started to play she gyrated like a tippy topper. She would never talk and was given food like a dog would, begging or given a whole plate of sides with her fingers dipping into everything like a freaking Hutt.

Everyone ignored her, except for her hambeast sister and fatass mother who constantly fed her, I honestly saw the aura of tism rolling off both of them as I watched her basically being killed by two of her only friends and family.

I really dont think people mean to get this fat, but the girl was pretty naive and probably had down syndrome or something so she didn't know better.

Jesus, everything about your post is both sad and horrifying.

 

[Super Collie]

I'm surprised they haven't started doing full-blown muk-bang shows yet.

Where I'm from, "muk-bang" has a very different connotation.

 

[the Borg]

I'm surprised they haven't started doing full-blown muk-bang shows yet.

I was scared to click that link, and then I did. I'm so happy it was just what it is, yet I still need brain bleach for what I imagined it being, especially concerning the Slaton sisters.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Where I'm from, "muk-bang" has a very different connotation.

Do tell..

 

[Super Collie]

Do tell..

Pokemon. Muk is from the series' inaugural 1996 generation.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Pokemon. Muk is from the series' inaugural 1996 generation.

..I should know that, having played original-colours pokemon. I really didn't think anyone would be into banging an animated pile of polluted sludge though..

 

[The Crazy Macer]

..I should know that, having played original-colours pokemon. I really didn't think anyone would be into banging an animated pile of polluted sludge though..

Spoiler: nsfl~

Welcome to the web, brah.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Spoiler: nsfl~

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I shouldn't have been drinking when I clicked that. Time to clean the screen of hot chocolate.

 

[Super Collie]

Hey Null can I get a trophy for getting someone to post Pokemon porn in a lolcow thread?

 

[creamyfanta]

What if the Slatons aren't human but actually are gelatin. What if they are perfectly healthy for their species, and we are dicks for saying they are unhealthy? What if in fact they are regarded as beautiful?

Otherwise the thought is too depressing.
So I will think of them as Jabba's cousins.

 

[Gagamaru]

nah, they're where spam comes from.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

How are these..things I guess...still alive?

I would have put their life expectancy at 30 years tops.

 

[creamyfanta]

Which one is fatter?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Which one is fatter?

Tammy. The forehead alone weighs as much as her sister.

 

[Do You Realize]

How in the hell does it do the toilet?

As a plus-abled person, who has perused plus-abled personal hygiene catalogs, I could tell you, but you would probably jump out a window. Let me simply leave it at: an extension-grabber and washcloth/wipe are involved. Merry Christmas.

 

[creamyfanta]

As a plus-abled person, who has perused plus-abled personal hygiene catalogs, I could tell you, but you would probably jump out a window. Let me simply leave it at: an extension-grabber and washcloth/wipe are involved. Merry Christmas.

Its kiwi farms. Enlighten us in full detail plz.

 

[Quijibo69]

As a plus-abled person, who has perused plus-abled personal hygiene catalogs, I could tell you, but you would probably jump out a window. Let me simply leave it at: an extension-grabber and washcloth/wipe are involved. Merry Christmas.

They may need at least 50.

 

[Asperchewy]

They may need at least 50.

Only a matter of time before they figure out they can use it as an 18 inch spoon, for those extra hard to reach bowls of ice cream.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

Some friends of mine actually got Amy Slaton in a Skype group and she tried getting one of the guys in a private Skype call for some reason. I'm guessing it had to do with her liking his accent since he's Romanian. He wouldn't do it even though we tried to convince him.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

As a plus-abled person, who has perused plus-abled personal hygiene catalogs, I could tell you, but you would probably jump out a window. Let me simply leave it at: an extension-grabber and washcloth/wipe are involved. Merry Christmas.

I can one up you on that one.

Have you ever been on a cruise? The bathroom is rather small but it's functional and unless you're Slaton Sized you should be able to use it including the small shower. The size of some of the folk we saw made me wonder how it was they bathed and cleaned everything.

I realized it was the pool. They'd go there every day, splash around and that was good enough. Needless to say I never used the pool.