- Joined
- Nov 23, 2021
(Yes, Virginia, this is a biological woman.)
A warning before you enter:
Rather like another notorious cow from that sphere, Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin first made her name in the world of Internet drama when she, apropos of nothing, joined the lolcow.farm Discord and begged to have her thread taken down, even though said thread had been inactive nearly a year. Proving easily misled, she sent her unredacted drivers license to a random user there (something she has apparently done before, saving the trouble of actually doxing her.) She rapidly showed herself to be not only stupid but an arrogant, attention-seeking fantasist. So far so good, but what makes Rachel particularly interesting among all the fat uglies that whine about random anonymous women saying catty things about them on a Mongolian feminist basket-weaving forum?
Rachel, it seems, has some rather particular ideas about the sexuality of underage persons. Discord is well-known as a haven for groomers and as a parent I can tell you that the last place my kid is going to be going is a Minecraft Discord, but Rachel seriously brings into question the idea that women are inherently more trustworthy to be around kids. We're getting ahead of ourselves though. One of the most notable things about Rachel is the ridiculous stories that she tells, even when easily disproved.
Such stories include:
- LIE: Her friend Jennifer died of cancer after they had a very sweet deathbed reconciliation.
TRUTH: Jennifer recovered from leukemia and is posting about it on Facebook even now.
She managed to bring this entirely on herself in correcting the mistaken impression of the nonnies that Jennifer was a TiM:
Rachel would go on to claim that she did not know Jennifer was alive due to her not having access to that particular Facebook account, while putting the lie to this immediately by deleting the very same acccount when she realized that people from lolcow were reading it.
Did I mention that Jennifer became a topic of conversation due to old receipts being found on Jennifer suicide-baiting her?
- LIE: Her high school bully Brian uses a wheelchair to get around, having been struck down with some type of paralysis, presumably as divine retribution for throwing candy wrappers at her in Mrs Washington's cooking class.
TRUTH: Brian also survived cancer (of the brain) as a youth and while a little gimpy and probably a drug addict judging by his pictures, he can walk around just fine
Nonetheless, she continues to seethe about the candy-wrapper incident even years later:
Going so far as to drop her full name on what is meant to be an anonymous confession Facebook group. - She has a large harem of men who dote on her. She has named two, a Black indie game developer and a Discord random, as part of he harem which was easily debunked. It's also pretty clear she's on both ends of this conversation:
Her being entirely too graphic about her vagina is a common theme we will unfortunatley have to return to. - She is a doctor making in excess of $100,000 a year, or works at Stanford U. The last one is correct in the sense that she has a part-time job (probably of the "sheltered" variety for literal SPEDs) at the Stanford book store.
- Has posted random pictures of large black cocks claiming that they are her boyfriends (but they are visible on reverse image search)
- Everything here:
(Her trying to gain SJW points by screaming "TERF" and "TWAW" is pretty funny given her prediliction for the word "nigger")
- Clearly not knowing her audience, she decided to try to school lolcow.farm about Lolita fashion (and indirectly about how she is not fat) which worked out about as well as you might imagine:
When called out for her sexualized interactions with minors, her response is not even to attempt to justify it, but to say that she will do it more because it pisses people off.
Furthering the perception that she probably shouldn't be trusted around minors, Rachel harassed a random tumblr account devoted to pictures of cats (who got involved because Rachel's posts made her uncomfortable as an abuse victim) about how DDLG fetish is heckin valid, going so far as to tag random people in the cat blog's mentions to argue for this.
User warning: @yzrch / @ohplbbt / possibly more urls: defends d.d.l.g, harasses, threatens and stalks people on multiple accounts, sends people who block them d.d.l.g content, claims “consent means nothing”
feel free to reblog to warn others! TLDR --- So I got harassed and stalked by @yzrch who also used an entirely new account @ohplbbt to stalk and continue following me and sending me d/d/l/g content...
Why the dick is drawn upside down, balls on top, escapes me and will haunt my dreams, as will whatever the fuck is Seph's expression here.
She alludes to having far worse though:
One hopes given her interest in children this is not quite what it sounds like.
Here she joins a hentai server run by a 13 year old, something she still sees no issue with:
In case anyone was wondering whether she knew she was dealing with minors:
But the cops totally know about this and schoolteachers tell her it is fine:
X to doubt, Rachel.
The "children have their own sexuality" is classic pedophile reasoning that many people who have been abused or know much about the subject will recognize.
Rachel characterizes her sexualized interactions with minors on Discord as "education" and "being there" for children who have "conservative" parents and won't let them know all the details about how to use sex toys and the like. Did I mention sex toys? Rachel has an undue preoccupation with large synthetic cocks of the sort manufactured by Bad Dragon, and the habit of tweeting pictures of them. Additionally she overshares mightily about her supposed sex life (with the details straining such plausibility it seems likely she is a virgin.)
She claims that she gets so wet from talking with her boyfriend she needs to wear pads. X to doubt again, and if true, probably more indicative of a serious health problem.
Further evidence can be had that this self-appointed Discord sex educator is in the wrong field can be had when she claims that heavy period bleeding means she is unusually fertile:
Not all of her greatest hits are quite so nasty, though. Here she is, like so many people of interest over there, pretending to be someone else and giving herself away immediately by her rather unique takes, such as that the name "Bertha" is "founded in fatphobia."
Her fashion sense is truly something to behold, some of these might be cute individually but together the effect must be an obese roll of cotton candy:
More bizarre posts from Rachel include taking the opportunity to dump on Brazilians by dropping reviews of random places she has never been:
The source of her beef with Brazilians isn't clear, but she evidently has a history of saying racist shit to be provocative. God forbid you should criticize the troons, though, you'll be rapidly labelled a wicked and evil TERF.
Dropping in on random conversations that don't concern her like an absolute autist, bonus side of possible beastiality (does Pikachu count as bestiality?)
Picking fights with random other Sephiroth spergs:
Volunteering, out of the blue, that she's been accused of pedophilia and bestiality when talking to a manufacturer of synthetic dicks:
Again, with bonus handmaidening and whining about lolcow:
And there was the time she ate four and a half pounds of Cadbury creme eggs:
Key moments in Rachel's life:
Pondering ethical dilemmas:
The most important feature of eyeliner: being able to cry. Plus random other weeb shit.
Google-translate Japanese like the most demented of weeaboos:
More Rachel memes feat. her edgy bishie husbando:
What else can be said about Rachel? Probably a lot, the milk trucks are still making regular deliveries over on the other site. But I thought I would give her a little booster here and see if Kiwis might get a kick out of her. Something about her feels oddly nostalgic in fact, like an earlier era of Tumblr or even LiveJournal. Perhaps that effect is due to her degenerate Sephiroth obsession, as she is definitely the type who would've wound up at the infamous FF7 house had she not been around 7 years old when all that went down.
There is loads, loads, more but I do not want to overload the OP and this is my first one (hopefully destined for Beauty Parlor I guess) so I'd welcome people's opinions or ideas about what I should add.
Alt. Facebook (maybe black cats really are bad luck)
On Twitter:
@SeraRosier1
@TayuuBarbie
@LucyFern13
Dumb Bitch Smoothie said:
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Parents: Stephen Charles Minkin (5 Feb 1951; dentist) and Diane F Leeds (16 Nov 1952; county ombudsman worked in tech sector before); same address
Lolcow.farm threads:
1 - https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1095830.html
2 - https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1485119.html
3 - https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1497013.html (current)
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I've got some other pics I grabbed while scrolling were that were funny. I'm going to put them in a spoiler since this is a genuinely grotesque person. Your dedication to chronicling her is admirable. 
