Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I decide who is really American, child.

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Piggy is making new friends.
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Believe all women, EXCEPT Tara Reade, child.

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Wrestling with an imposter child.

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I don't have to provide any evidence for all the dumb shit that I say. The nerve!

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Piggy defaming Kyle Rittenhouse again:

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Oh my goodness, child.

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Piggy sucks at biology:

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Pat really wants to be able to groom children in Florida again. Ends with "Oh honey":

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Piggy gives his opinion on sex:

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these are by far the funniest pat tweets.
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i am not communicating with you, child. you are having delusions, stalker
stimulant medication would explain how he replies to every single tweet for hours straight
 
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Can someone inform me on how black men farting in Nikki's vagina became part of the PST lore?
It became popularized from the r/autism thread.


In one of the many thousands of comments an OnA pest stated that he had farted in Nikki's vagina. Pat's reply is lost to time, but it went something like: "No child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina. That is a rape threat." People then started to post that Nikki liked to have black men farting in her vagina. Pat would reply with comments like. "No child, my wife doesn't have black men farting into her vagina."

Pat's replies were so funny that people started to make artwork of the alleged sexual act and send it to him. Like Handsome Blue's classic piece, titled 'Fill Niki'.

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Imagine being you. You have Patrick, and you miss that he's obese. He's overweight. His BMI is through the roof. He's so fat that when he sits around the house, he's really FAT. He's not just obese either. He's not even just morbidly obese. He's GIGA-OBESE.

Also, he has a lispy gay voice, but that's not the most important thing about his voice. The most important thing about his voice is that it is FAT.

Patrick TomlinsonFatrick Hamlinson has a morbidly obese voice! He is like if you took Glenn Shadix and sucked out every iota of charm, talent, or ability.

And you also forgot that he is corpulent. He is not Rubensian, as that implies some level of attractiveness. He is in the obligatory territory of comparing him to Baron Harkonnen that any grotesquely adipose person connected to SF is in.

Things that he is not are "portly" and "stout." Both of these terms connote someone Falstaffian, someone who could be your best buddy, but he's also fat. Being your friend, though, you would always use adjectives that basically connote "yeah he's fat but he's cool too."

For people like Fat Rick, you reserve the lowest of the adjectives referring to body mass. He is not merely fat, he is obese. He is not merely obese, he is corpulent, "corpulent" being the best English adjective that merely denotes a certain level of adipose content in a person, but the connotations are full of pure evil. As "portly" is to "fat but a cool dude to party with," "corpulent" is "fat and also he'd molest and murder your kids."

I guess what I'm trying to say is Rick is corpulent.
...So is Rick Thomas a fat piece of shit or not? Stop beating around the bush.

Pat! No!

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Disagreeing with Johnny boy? It really has been a tough week for our piglet.
If you own a pool with a water feature, you can't really love Jesus. Anybody who owns anything more expensive than a garage to park their V6 Mustang is a RepubliNazi.

Can someone inform me on how black men farting in Nikki's vagina became part of the PST lore?
A fella by the name Tyrone told us, and he didn't seem the lying type.
 
these are by far the funniest pat tweets.
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i am not communicating with you, child. you are having delusions, stalker

stimulant medication would explain how he replies to every single tweet for hours straight
He views Twitter as a soundboard to hear himself talk, and he's too stupid/delusional to realize that he's giving the trolls exactly what they want.

NPDs love the sound of their own voice and will drown other people out because they are "in the way". It's an easy way to spot pieces of shit who know nothing because they lack the ability to shut up, listen, and comprehend. Just pretend you know everything and everyone is beneath you while you hide in your shitty sports bar/home/online.
 
I thought BDA said he deleted most of it and posted everything that he still had left. If that's the case, the funniest part of this is that fat tits lied about the parts of the text conversation that the world's smartest polack admitted that he still had

Does this mean we're gonna get full text logs after the appeal fails?
It's really a lesson for anyone who steps up to provide content by fucking with the fat pig to save everything just in case. We know he'll delete everything he says outside of the C&P felony bullshit and he's apparently too dumb to realize it doesn't work on both ends.
 
Did you know Patrick isn't the only hard chargin', bar brawlin' badass in the marriage?
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Andrew is lucky he didn't find himself in a 2 vs. 1 fight for his life. Niki actually does cardio (see below)!

Nevermind the police, evildoers, Patrick the fart couch sentinel lies ever ready to rescue his second, better wife:
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Big Niki got them lunchboxes on the end of Popeye forearms. I have no doubt she'd beat the shit out of Pat.
 
They’re very similar except Bob is actually way less bad somehow.
Moviebob doesn't autistically insist on "getting the last word in" in every situation. If Blob was more like Piggy, he'd still be oinking at Lindsey Ellis until his account got banned, then he'd make an alt account and continue to try to get the last word in.

This nigga refuses to even change his phone number which would improve his QoL greatly because he sees it as letting the trolls "win". He acts tough in every way that doesn't matter. He's just the embodiment of failed manhood. He thinks driving a 4-stroke 50cc Mustang makes him manly, instead of, you know, providing stability and support for his child, paying his debts, or not being so fucking fat.

Most people get out of the know-it-all "I got the last word in, so I win!" phase in elementary school, or middle school at the latest. The fact that this guy is in his 40s and still acts like a 12 year old on facebook is so deeply odd to me. I hope the cawksuckas at O&A never stop milking this cow, because he just an endless fountain of milk.
 
Most people get out of the know-it-all "I got the last word in, so I win!" phase in elementary school, or middle school at the latest.
You have been instructed to stop contacting this web forum. Continuing to do so is online harassment and you will be prosecuted in Nuremberg for your Nazi behavior, child.
 
Big Niki got them lunchboxes on the end of Popeye forearms. I have no doubt she'd beat the shit out of Pat.
Oh absolutely. Look at this picture from his third tier Thanksgiving dinner. Niki's fist is balled up in rage ready to deck him for taking pictures at the table, and for him probably for getting drunk and ranting about politics thereby ruining the meal. There's a reason he spends his holidays alone in a bar...
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