The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[Buster Scruggs]

I thought this one was pretty good, and I loved how it ended on the Barb fuckery with Chris saying "Well, I was very horny.."

My favorite part of that whole episode is Chris lounging in that chair at the mall like he's hot shit, and some dude was going to hand him nine grand, smugly thinking about how he got one over on those dumb trolls.

Absolute gold

 

[Ophelia]

I'm pretty sure weens must've sent this video to either or both parties. With Heilberg thinking "what else has my client gotten herself into?"

It’s optimistic to think either lawyer cares about the internet stuff. They’re not scouring the CWCki or skimming the forums or putting Geno’s doc on in the background while they do other things.

 

[DiceindaMirror]

Man, I missed the follow up livestream. Does anyone have an archive? If not, then does anyone have any info on what he talked about during the stream?

It's unlisted now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqx8Qgy6bh8

 

[Strange Wilderness]

He was also probably going more off of Geno's doc too than his own memory.

I recall that at one point Chris said that he used the CWCki to remember some facts from his life or the canon of Sonichu. I get that as we grow older our memory fades, but its just really sad that he has to use a wiki to remember parts of his own life and comic. He got into this ridiculous battle with his evil twin trying to steal his identity and he can barely remember the facts of the feud.

I thought this one was pretty good, and I loved how it ended on the Barb fuckery with Chris saying "Well, I was very horny.."

My favorite part of that whole episode is Chris lounging in that chair at the mall like he's hot shit, and some dude was going to hand him nine grand, smugly thinking about how he got one over on those dumb trolls.

He destroyed his own property and thought he would get rewarded for it. Whats even funnier is that the "reward" was one of the most famous memes out there and anyone who has spent a day on the internet would figure out that it was a joke. Chris is so isolated from society at large that he couldn't recognize that the bounty for destroying his PS3 was a meme and a joke. He's either very arrogant or very socially isolated.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

My favorite part of that whole episode is Chris lounging in that chair at the mall like he's hot shit, and some dude was going to hand him nine grand, smugly thinking about how he got one over on those dumb trolls.

the reactions on this episode where pretty....interesting
Besides the smugness, he also sounds more rude and loud, I don´t know if it´s just me, but he almost acts like if those guys owe him something
Maybe is the insolation and extreme loneliness that he was experimenting, or maybe the fact that, he was almost a 40 year old man and even with his stupid act of being girly and hyper, he´s getting cranky and insufferable like every middle aged man on his circumstances
....
or maybe everything combined, IDK

 

[Uncle Meat]

My main interest in this series is the newer footage. But their "interview" with him basically consists of two questions about his "husband" Magichan. In the first episode they let him babble about a card game he made up. Gee thanks for the hard hitting journalism. The world is a better place for me by knowing the answers to those pressing questions.

 

[swaggotjenkins]

I really dropped off of Chris for years until the Incest calls - is Fiona actually a real person? I had never heard of her until this new episode came out. GamerFromMars can shoehorn things a lot of the time and although these are entertaining I don’t fully trust his research, especially when he’s telling me that somebody out there was autistic, and seemingly schizophrenic enough, to genuinely fantasize about having sex with Chris.

Fiona is real? She’s not a troll?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I really dropped off of Chris for years until the Incest calls - is Fiona actually a real person? I had never heard of her until this new episode came out. GamerFromMars can shoehorn things a lot of the time and although these are entertaining I don’t fully trust his research, especially when he’s telling me that somebody out there was autistic, and seemingly schizophrenic enough, to genuinely fantasize about having sex with Chris.

Fiona is real? She’s not a troll?

Fiona's real. Got doxed, the works. She's a young autistic woman who developed a fixation on Chris and was manipulated into the everfree situation by Bella, as from what I understand Bella had a thing for Fiona, and wanted to scoop her up from Chris, fuck her herself and leave Chris alone and depressed.

 

[FightenGnome]

I am guessing Megan's voice never made an appearance.

 

[Sope Roap]

I recall that at one point Chris said that he used the CWCki to remember some facts from his life or the canon of Sonichu. I get that as we grow older our memory fades, but its just really sad that he has to use a wiki to remember parts of his own life and comic. He got into this ridiculous battle with his evil twin trying to steal his identity and he can barely remember the facts of the feud.

There’s some nerd who runs a mega Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones wiki that has extremely detailed information about everything in the book series. George R.R. Martin actually hits this guy up quite a bit when writing so he can make sure he’s not screwing something up in terms of chronology or certain details. If Chris did that with the CWCki for Sonichu lore I could kind of understand because it’s just as complicated, but when he’s also using it to remember real shit that happened to him then it’s just sad.

 

[Ophelia]

Pushing 40 and forgetting things that happened in your twenties might be more common than we realize, but you gotta think you’d remember something like the Liquid saga. Chris is so weird…

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Pushing 40 and forgetting things that happened in your twenties might be more common than we realize, but you gotta think you’d remember something like the Liquid saga. Chris is so weird…

It's also weird, but hilarious, that he still believes liquid was actually named chris chandler and kacey had them confused. He still, even a decade later, believes the troll narrative.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He's either very arrogant or very socially isolated.

He's both, point blank. This is the same man who when presented with a choice: a made up boyfriend-free girl or his PSN account, and he insisted he wanted both.

 

[Sope Roap]

It's also weird, but hilarious, that he still believes liquid was actually named chris chandler and kacey had them confused. He still, even a decade later, believes the troll narrative.

Sometimes I don’t know whether or not its Chris’ delusions or just his general stupidity that prevents him from actually knowing the truth behind what happened to him. I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he’s just not trusting of any information regarding sagas because of how many times he’s been lied to, but making the CWCki a whole psyop just for Chris is hindering everyone else so chalking it up to stupidity is the easier explanation. When there’s wiki entries, documentaries, and boards that can give you the full story, Chris believing everything that happened to him as 100% true and honest is just further proof of autism in action.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Sometimes I don’t know whether or not its Chris’ delusions or just his general stupidity

yea, he's just a retard. I mean the idiot thought his whole town was involved in a gayop to make him miserable. He honestly believed this. It's why I find humor in how people say "omg he's so crazy now!". He's always been insane, he believed the entire town was actively working together to keep him autistic. To the point of planting young couples in a loving relationship seated next to him just to make him sad. Ironically, if they had actually listened to greene county and put him in the special school, he'd probably be in a much better place in his life.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Pushing 40 and forgetting things that happened in your twenties might be more common than we realize, but you gotta think you’d remember something like the Liquid saga. Chris is so weird…

He didn't understand what was going on at the time. What makes you think he would understand now? Chris just reacts in real time. There's no analysis of what is going on in his head.

 

[Sope Roap]

yea, he's just a retard. I mean the idiot thought his whole town was involved in a gayop to make him miserable. He honestly believed this. It's why I find humor in how people say "omg he's so crazy now!". He's always been insane, he believed the entire town was actively working together to keep him autistic. To the point of planting young couples in a loving relationship seated next to him just to make him sad. Ironically, if they had actually listened to greene county and put him in the special school, he'd probably be in a much better place in his life.

An incredible amount of people who like to spout off about how insane Chris is now are really only coming in at the tail end of Christory, whereas those of us who have actively followed him or at least been aware of him for a decade know that he’s always been nuts, but gradually getting worse. These are the same kind of people that like to defend him and say the trolls made him this way, but I’ll always stand by how Chris and his parents are the root of everything bad that has ever happened to him.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Overall I liked it. It was long enough to go into details I didn't know but so autistically long that it would take a full month or more to watch like the Geno Samuels one.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Whats even funnier is that the "reward" was one of the most famous memes out there and anyone who has spent a day on the internet would figure out that it was a joke.

What's even funnier still is that Chris was clearly aware of and possibly even a fan of Dragonball, what with the whole curse-ye-ha-me-ha and 'Goku get 'em attitude' bullshit. And yet still he got taken in.

 

[Lucrid]

So, this wasn't in the documentary itself, but it was in the extended "Tetris 99" footage on the Copitz channel - it turns out that Chris has a copy of Ulillillia's book (The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters). Has Chris acknowledged Ulillillia and/or this book in the past? Is this something that Chris himself bought, or was it sent to him by a troll/ween (or Kengle)?