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He's also very fat.Holy shit, I've done some trawling of cringe threads, and this guy is the lord of all cringelords. How have I never seen this cringy motherfucker before?
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He's also very fat.Holy shit, I've done some trawling of cringe threads, and this guy is the lord of all cringelords. How have I never seen this cringy motherfucker before?
Just waiting for him to tweet "No, child, I am not homeless. Never have been, never will be", while sleeping rough and charging his phone at Starbucks.There's a lien currently on Pat's shithole house. Quasi has hired some alpha Asian debt lawyer too
I bet he has posted noods. I deliberately didn't go looking for them though.He's also very fat.
Searched him just now and he's literally watertowerposting on Twitter.
Oh my god you're right.
If they don't, they register on a New Zealand fruit forum and post endlessly in a Ukraine thread.Most people get out of the know-it-all "I got the last word in, so I win!" phase in elementary school, or middle school at the latest.
he does the ralph voice perfectlytoo. one can only wish to have those valuable abilitiesNull does do a great “no, chiiiild”.
Fatrick is such a great Lolcow. Most of us have probably tried our own versions.
I just want to shout out one of my favorite SpaceEdge texts chains and highlight a particularly great moment.SpaceEdge giving him the business - Patrick can't not reply
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Fatty cant keep it straight in his hurry to reply
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ive been laughing at this autistically for 30 mins now: https://vocaroo.com/12HXGTn11uJG
ACKSCHUALLY Kiwifruit is native to central China and didn't arrive in New Zealand until the early 60's, hence this is now a Chinese fruit forum for Chinese patriots only.If they don't, they register on a New Zealand fruit forum and post endlessly in a Ukraine thread.
It's nice of him to remind everyone that he's the real victim here. Yeah, he abandoned his infant daughter. Big deal. He was depressed. Plus his ex wife wasn't nice to him. I'm just glad he pulled through.Remember how Pat thinks the dangerous terrorists from January 6th bringing up their mental health in court is offensive and not an excuse for their behavior? https://archive.fo/wip/g9dkj
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Isn't that rich coming from the guy who blames depression for signing away his parental rights over an innocent baby girl? https://archive.fo/mvvmw
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What a hippocrite
I am more amazed his enormous man tits have eluded our otherwise very observant examination.I can’t believe this thread is over 500 pages and somehow no one has mentioned how fat Patrick is.
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"It, along with some less-than-helpful words from my now ex-wife, convinced me that I was so worthless, so broken, that I would be nothing but an anchor on my daughter's life."Remember how Pat thinks the dangerous terrorists from January 6th bringing up their mental health in court is offensive and not an excuse for their behavior? https://archive.fo/wip/g9dkj
Isn't that rich coming from the guy who blames depression for signing away his parental rights over an innocent baby girl? https://archive.fo/mvvmw
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What a hippocrite
Imagine being such a cumstain of a human being your ex wife doesn't even take you for all your net worth in court but runs in the opposite direction and makes you sign away your parental rights. He's not even good enough to her as a meal ticket, she genuinely did not want him in their childs life at all.View attachment 3165121
Signing away all parental rights and allowing Pringle Can Jon to be Annabelle’s only father is the one decent act Patty has executed in his life. If only he’d had the guts to go through with the next execution:
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It’s not fatigue, Fat. It’s called being a gigantic coward.
Here LiesIs it a battle of attrition for him? Just outlast the pests til they tire and stop, hence he wins?
Because if this is what he thinks this page will go down in kiwifarms lore as the longest thread in history.
Well, she knows he’s got no assets or cash reserves. And she knows that it’s crucial her daughter have nothing to do with such a poisonous POS. Adrienne is a fucking hero.He's not even good enough to her as a meal ticket, she genuinely did not want him in their childs life at all.
There probably some obsession with winning in his need to respond to trolls, but I think a lot of it is a very disturbing need for control. If he doesn't respond than the other person is in control of the conversation and Pat can't stand that.There has got to be a name for Fatricks relentless compulsion to ALWAYS get in the last word to any slight against him by responding to every form of communication that is directed at him. It’s more than just ego and narcissism etc etc.
I think he is mentally incapable of not responding to an insult or slight, even of the most ridiculous, light hearted or innocuous kind. It’s fascinating from a clinical standpoint.
The sheer energy and attention it takes for him daily to keep up with and respond to all this shit is mind boggling.
He has to enjoy it. There is no other explanation.
Is it a battle of attrition for him? Just outlast the pests til they tire and stop, hence he wins?
Because if this is what he thinks this page will go down in kiwifarms lore as the longest thread in history.