Containment What If?

What if Chris realized the importance of saving money and decided to stop buying junk he doesn't need?
 
It would make certain things about him make too much sense.

What if Chris made an experimental drug to cure his autism, and tested it on himself?

It'll be just crushed skittles and fanta that he claims eliminated his autism.

My previous question.
 
He'd whine and shit himself everytime he lost disgusting everyone getting himself banned from yet another thing.

My previous question.

He'd get a bunch of gifts from Mr. Hankey due to his encopresis.

What if Chris accidently killed Michael Schneider when he & Barb hit him with their car?
 
What if Chris accidently killed Michael Schneider when he & Barb hit him with their car?

Chris would claim he regrets what happened but that if Snyder had never started his trolling of Chris from inside the GamePlace to begin with it would never have happened. Barb would probably claim that he was dying and deliberately jumped in front of the car to get a massive in court payout for his wife or something equally as ridiculous because nothing is ever her own fault.
 
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What if Chris and every other lolcow in the world got sent to this special prison only for lolcows?
 
What if Chris and every other lolcow in the world got sent to this special prison only for lolcows?
He'd be like Joker from Batman Arkham Asylum, the king of the madhouse.

What if Chris sees Liquid Chris, Adam Stackhouse, Megan, Blue Spike, Mary Lee Walsh, and Michael Schneider eating together at the Charlottesville Fashion Square?
 
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What if Chris had Dog The Bounty Hunter after him?
Chris would tell Dog sob story after sob story to try and guilt him into not taking him. And when that wouldn't work he would try to bribe him with custom made amiibos. Being fed up Dog would just shoot and kill Chris.
What if Chris thought Barb was dead and buried her when in reality she was just sleeping harder than usual?
 
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He'd go off the internet for 2 weeks then come back on giving a speech begging for donations.

What if Chris covered Wrecking Ball?
His singing would make the song much, much worse.

What if Chris was sent to live in a group home after Barb croaked?
 
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