Maybe the only reason they haven't yet is because most people aren't retarded enough to give birth in salt water or take brand new infants to the beach.
Ironic that they forget some animal mommas like to eat their young, too, especially when they have too many. You don’t see any mothers-expecting-multiples counting on that one.Stellar job on your OP, this thread would go well in BP or CW as someone stated before but I feel it woul fit the former better as it would pair well with the Tard Baby General as the end results tend to be for these adventurous moms.
Elaborating further on the Lotus Baby trend, some weirdos allege that since most mammals will expulse their placenta it must be a natural thing to leave it on as long as possible but none of them seem to properly explain why this should be. The reason this is a retarded idea is the placenta is a highy vascularized temporary organ, which means it has a rich net of blood vessels which will easily invert blood flow in the baby to "out" of it. Besides being a nutrient rich environment for bacteria once it loses the oxygenated blood flow from the mother as it rapidly necrotizes.
It's also quite telling the moms promoting this shit as "all natural" don't emulate the animals by eating the placenta after it's birthed. But who knows, it may just take someone convincing them this is a good idea to replenish lost iron and vitamins for them to get it trending
This already happens. I've heard and seen mothers take the time to have their placentas processed into pills due to the exact wording I quoted from you above.
Hillary Duff and Kim Kardashian are some good examples of moms who ate their placenta because celebrities aren’t allowed to have normal births. If you’re wondering, no, there aren’t any benefits whatsoever. Except for the kind heads up to anyone you told about eating your placenta to not talk to you anymore.
I mean, people don't seem to realize this, but dolphins are assholes, they are very intelligent sure, but that intelligence is used to fuck with other sea creatures. It's like these people went to Sea World once and saw a dolphin show without realizing how much the trainers have to go through.
I had a friend who did this after her second kid. She was a normal mom with the first. With the second, became one of those nutty placenta eating, circumcision is the devil, if you don’t direct breast feed, co sleep, feed your kid only organic types or baby wear you may as well be the devil types.
Imagine making placenta pills when you could make a P L A C E N T A B E A R
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natural birth, no meds/epidural, DEFINITELY no cesarean, have to breast feed, baby lead weaning, no screen time, no character clothing, etc etc.
if i ever getr pregnant and give birth theres no way in hell I'd give birth around an animal that gang rapes for fun.
