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How to get fired and look like a clown in less than a minute.

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wow 70 people riding specific circuits in a hot, crowded bus full of fucking nigger babies screaming at the top of their lungs while mom is on the phone via bluetooth speaker because for some reason they have to be on their fucking phone 24 goddamn 7.

who could RESIST that vs. luxury surround sound music, windows down or ac on, no circuit and the freedom to go anywhere you want.

Eurofags literally have no concept of what it's like to just drive down the highway at 2am with windows down and speakers up. not a clue. and they're going to take that from us one day. Especially because of the trucker protests. Once trucks of peace start ramming into public gatherings in the states, and once the global warming shit reaches a new frothing peak, they will restrict personal car usage. Every car will be fitted with a remote control module which can track you, direct your car, and shut you down remotely. You'll never be free again. You'll sit at home and ride the bus like the fucking euro cattle do.

God I fucking hate redditors so fucking much the world would be unironically better if they all dropped fucking dead.
This reminds me of riding a bus that goes up and down the strip in Las Vegas, the only consolation was the fact they allow you to open carry a gun which for some reason acts as a force shield against homeless

How to get fired and look like a clown in less than a minute.

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It's weird how adverse some cultures are about employment details, I know in the Netherlands it's acceptable to ask someone how much they make but it's considered invasive to ask about what their job is.
 
And I love the fanfic Reddit users come up with to justify their hatred of bosses.
Yeah, like I get bosses are shit, especially if they are middle management or something, but there is no need to make up a fantasy about them firing your coworker on the spot because they refused to mop up puke in a public area or something.
 
Maybe it's a coping mechanism for users who didn't have a grandpa?
I could see that. Or maybe they think their real life grandpa has too many “problematic” views, so replace them with someone more “with the times.” Could also be a mix of both. They don’t have a living grandparent, so they get a celebrity or politician to be one for them instead.
 
It's weird how adverse some cultures are about employment details, I know in the Netherlands it's acceptable to ask someone how much they make but it's considered invasive to ask about what their job is.
In the US for almost all non-supervisory jobs it's Federally protected to talk about wages, enough that you can get a settlement if your employer tries to prohibit it or fires you for it. Of course, this means talking to the proper labor board or a lawyer not posting something on a microwave.
 
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Yeah, like I get bosses are shit, especially if they are middle management or something, but there is no need to make up a fantasy about them firing your coworker on the spot because they refused to mop up puke in a public area or something.
I have fired someone on the spot for exactly that before.
 
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