Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[White_N]

Devastating

Anyway, Russian seethe about their unprovoked invasion being called an unprovoked invasion notwithstanding, Mr. Sergey Lavrov, foreign minister of unprovoked Russia, today declared that the war is about preventing American domination of the world

Needless to say, other than kook idiots on the internet who will chug down whatever mug of horse piss and Putin cum is given to them, this explanation notedly has nothing to do with Jew Nazis or muh oppressed volk, it's just we were butthurt they like the globohomo better than us so we attacked them. Brilliant. Surely this will swing opinion in Europe towards the last hope of the huwhite race.

Did Spud Stacker bite and infect you or something?

 

[draggs]

Did Spud Stacker bite and infect you or something?

Your seethe makes you powerful

 

[Sicklick]

To prevent Russia from shooting down any plane that enters Ukraine and triggering World War 3.

There's no way Ukraine could lose because Turkey's got their back. If Russia ever stepped out of place and enraged KARA BOGA, Erdogan's army of BLACK BULLS (TÜRKS) will destroy those Russian wh*Te subhumans.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

/chug/ uncovers new high-res footage of the tank incident.

 

[JosephStalin]

When did you learn to read Russian? Was it part of standard Cold War officer training?

No, not that difficult to learn to read the letters. Can pick out cognates and certain other words. Not many officers are sent to the Defense Language Institute to learn a language, primarily special operations, foreign area officers, and attaches. Learned Korean there many years ago as an enlisted man. Last military assignment was as associate dean of a Russian/Persian-Farsi language school. Associate dean job is rank-based, not language-based. Believe at the time I was the only DLI graduate among the associate deans of the seven schools.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

So about these sanctions.

The Austrian chancellor visited Russia and had a nice chat with Vladimir Putin. His stance? "Open the humanitarian corridors NOW. Oh, and we'll keep ramping up the sanctions." Not "or", "and".

Why should he be doing what they are telling him to do again? They are not even offering him a graceful way to bow out. This is not diplomacy.

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Can Russia respond with sanctions against boomerangs and shrimp barbecues

 

[Pork Packer]

Did Spud Stacker bite and infect you or something?

Did you coom a lot while watching the russian soldiers you simp for rape that baby as you described earlier?

Ya know in the post that got deleted because you actually linked to the CP your glorious anti-degeneracy/anti-nazi crusaders filmed for their friends?

And no, im not gonna let this go. The fact people here are trying to play cheerleader for literal, unironic, non-hyperbolic rapists of babies is shit that should be held against them just like dead puppy rape is held against fanboys of noted zoophile furries in the animal control subforum.

 

[Simpadoo]

One very useful thing during this war is the fact that yandex can translate images, particularly all these screencaps being thrown around. People should still be screencapping a translation, but it is what it is.



Seems like a performative gesture for his own benefit, offering Putin anything would be unpopular, threatening or yelling at him, however, would bring in the updoots, even if there's nothing productive coming from it.

Yandex has a browser and not just a search engine?

Brave translates on the fly…

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Did you coom a lot while watching the russian soldiers you simp for rape that baby as you described earlier?

Ya know in the post that got deleted because you actually linked to the CP your glorious anti-degeneracy/anti-nazi crusaders filmed for their friends?

And no, im not gonna let this go. The fact people here are trying to play cheerleader for literal, unironic, non-hyperbolic rapists of babies is shit that should be held against them just like dead puppy rape is held against fanboys of noted zoophile furries in the animal control subforum.

He wasn't the one who posted that video dude.

 

[Borscht]

Can Russia respond with sanctions against boomerangs and shrimp barbecues

It was Austria, not Australia. The one that gave us von Habsburgs and Hitler.

 

[JosephStalin]

Devastating

Anyway, Russian seethe about their unprovoked invasion being called an unprovoked invasion notwithstanding, Mr. Sergey Lavrov, foreign minister of unprovoked Russia, today declared that the war is about preventing American domination of the world

Needless to say, other than kook idiots on the internet who will chug down whatever mug of horse piss and Putin cum is given to them, this explanation notedly has nothing to do with Jew Nazis or muh oppressed volk, it's just we were butthurt they like the globohomo better than us so we attacked them. Brilliant. Surely this will swing opinion in Europe towards the last hope of the huwhite race. 'Don't be friends with people we don't like or we smack you' is diplomacy with a long and sterling history. I 'member Murica being charged with doing the same, not approvingly of course. It's just different when a dead gopnik country does it as opposed to a dead nigger one I suppose

Saw that. But Lavrov would seem to have few tools to make that happen. Russia's economy, an extractive one at that, is very small compared to the USA. The Russian conventional military, as being shown, doesn't compete well with the USA. Russia has a large nuclear force, but so does America. Russia has no exportable ideology, unlike the old Soviet Union. Russian culture doesn't travel far or well, unlike American culture, which almost effortlessly travels worldwide.
If one country would wish to prevent American domination of the world, if that's actually happening, believe they would need to be competitive in more areas than just nuclear forces. Russia isn't.

 

[Slimy Time]

Always remember this regarding anything about war. It's all bullshit info from all sides and you are a fool to believe any of it.

 

[draggs]

Just when I think we're done with the babby rape a pudgy little arm grabs us and pulls us back in

 

[Borscht]

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Always remember this regarding anything about war. It's all bullshit info from all sides and you are a fool to believe any of it.

You don't even need a war for that.

 

[Uncle Buck]

And no, im not gonna let this go. The fact people here are trying to play cheerleader for literal, unironic, non-hyperbolic rapists of babies is shit that should be held against them just like dead puppy rape is held against fanboys of noted zoophile furries in the animal control subforum.

So the entire nation of Russia and every citizen thereof is collectively responsible for the acts of a single criminal whose acts are unrelated to the current unpleasantness? I'm only asking because I'm sure that not a single person here has actually defended said criminal or his acts.

This is a really retarded way of simping for the Ukroswine, friendo.

 

[Pork Packer]

He wasn't the one who posted that video dude.

No he just linked to it and admitted to have watched it to "verify" it, as a janny had to edit my reply mocking him for it as the link in said reply contained the video. I had not actually twigged on to the fact he actually linked it until then.

Saw that. But Lavrov would seem to have few tools to make that happen. Russia's economy, an extractive one at that, is very small compared to the USA.

Dont worry, in a month the narrative will be that having an economy is shit only ZOG cucks and degenerate westerners do.

The Russian conventional military, as being shown, doesn't compete well with the The Central African Republic.

FTFY

Russia has a large nuclear force, but so does America.

Yeah honestly im kinda curious as to how many of the nukes are actually operational and able to be fired with a reasonable chance of making it somewhere at this point.

I think there probably are a fair few but then so many existentially vital military costs have been cut in the russian military it does make you wonder....

Russia has no exportable ideology, unlike the old Soviet Union.

Oh cmon, everyone on the planet wants to be #based and #antiglobohomo and this will certainly win russia the vast majority of the planet.

Russian culture doesn't travel far or well, unlike American culture, which almost effortlessly travels worldwide.

Hey they have a whole lot of ok 19th century authors, that shit will surely be enough to compete.

If one country would wish to prevent American domination of the world, if that's actually happening, believe they would need to be competitive in more areas than just nuclear forces. Russia isn't.

Nah they just have to spend another couple weeks getting the shit kicked out of them in stage 1 of their 100 stage plan for the glorious russian imperium and then everything will fall into place

 

[pylosurf]

To prevent Russia from shooting down any plane that enters Ukraine and triggering World War 3.

You can fit a lot of MANPADS and NLAWs in your diplomatic pouch if your diplomatic pouch is a 747.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

You don't even need a war for that.

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Why does the "western media" look like it was written by an ESL sped?

 

[just a banana]

"Ukrainian 36th marine brigade issued a statement saying that they are preparing for the final fight in Mariupol."

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https://twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1513464553341964293

https://archive.ph/vYLFJ

I couldn't find another source so might as well be bs.

It's mentioned in this BBC article, in which the mayor of Mariupol says it's fake, while others say it's real. very helpful indeed.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61068650

https://archive.ph/RBKMG

 

[Pork Packer]

So the entire nation of Russia and every citizen thereof is collectively responsible for the acts of a single criminal whose acts are unrelated to the current unpleasantness?

Just when I think we're done with the babby rape a pudgy little arm grabs us and pulls us back in

At this point its like Chris Chan schtupping his mother. Sure theres a *crazy* amount more embarrassing and soul scarring shit to talk about....but some shit just cannot be dropped from the conversations to be had