Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Hmmm? Melinda's let a motion go unanswered for over 48 hours. She should have generated at least 30 pages of insane incomprehensible drivel by now. Hopefully nothing bad worse than what normally constitutes her pathetic life has happened to her?

She doesn't have access to posting on the website so its kinda hard to generate 30 pages of crazy without us to reference

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Hmmm? Melinda's let a motion go unanswered for over 48 hours. She should have generated at least 30 pages of insane incomprehensible drivel by now.

One can hope she finally realized that the judge's patience is slowly running out and sanctions are a real possibility...

The fuck am I reading

People are missing Melinda and her sex ed lessons so they try to emulate them.

 

[obsdj]

She doesn't have access to posting on the website so its kinda hard to generate 30 pages of crazy without us to reference

Eh? I thought she was just banned from posting but still can read/print/screenshot/copy/seethe as much as she wants.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Eh? I thought she was just banned from posting but still can read/print/screenshot/copy/seethe as much as she wants.

Sure but what can she use? Don't think the court would find graphic descriptions of anal sex relevant to the case.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Eh? I thought she was just banned from posting but still can read/print/screenshot/copy/seethe as much as she wants.

What is the point of reading this thread if she can't autistically respond?

Sure but what can she use? Don't think the court would find graphic descriptions of anal sex relevant to the case.

But not her sex life

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What is the point of reading this thread if she can't autistically respond?

I'm suprised she never took the Ashley route and made fuck ton of alt accounts. Sure Null said he'd IP ban her if she tried, but she never even tried.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'm suprised she never took the Ashley route and made fuck ton of alt accounts. Sure Null said he'd IP ban her if she tried, but she never even tried.

The optimist in me thinks she realized that talking in a thread that she is actively saying hurts her was ruining her lawsuit. The realist in me thinks she doesn't know how to make a new email account and new kiwi farms account

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I'm suprised she never took the Ashley route and made fuck ton of alt accounts. Sure Null said he'd IP ban her if she tried, but she never even tried.

Don't we have some manual approval process for new accounts? Ash was harassing us with stickers and in DMs but was never allowed to post on the forum.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Don't we have some manual approval process for new accounts? Ash was harassing us with stickers and in DMs but was never allowed to post on the forum.

Do they have to approve every comment?

 

[The Un-Clit]

People are missing Melinda and her sex ed lessons so they try to emulate them.

Speaking of which, mine is now up on the original post. Let's see if I live to regret it or not. (Probably not, I have no shame when I am tanked up.)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Do they have to approve every comment?

I believe they need to approve an account before its posts become visible without approval.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Speaking of which, mine is now up on the original post. Let's see if I live to regret it or not. (Probably not, I have no shame when I am tanked up.)

Show shithole.

 

[RodgerDodger]

She doesn't have access to posting on the website so its kinda hard to generate 30 pages of crazy without us to reference

She can generate a 30 page completely insane motion in a weekend. She already has routinely. I would include the phrase "Color of Law" repeated endlessly.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She can generate a 30 page completely insane motion in a weekend. She already has routinely. I would include the phrase "Color of Law" repeated endlessly.

But the passion isn't there unless she is snipping quotes from kiwi farms while trying to hold back her heart from @Baby Yoda asking for shit hole pics

 

[The Un-Clit]

Show shithole.

Are you prepared for the hair that will be involved? As a divorced man, i don't Manscape down south. All is wild and untamed.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Speaking of which, mine is now up on the original post. Let's see if I live to regret it or not. (Probably not, I have no shame when I am tanked up.)

Thank you so much for sharing such a beautiful story. I loved the part where you talk about anal nirvana. Happy to know theres a fellow nirvana enjoyer here.

Have you heard of Anal Aura's? Apparently you can get an anal aura if you assgasm during anal nirvana.

You lie on your back and poosh the asshole inside out so hard explode thru your ass with love and an extreme blinding light shines thru your tunnel of love. The light is a blinding yellow. Most people who have achieved anal nirvana and anal aura say its the best feeling theyve ever experienced and normal sex just isnt the same after.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Thank you so much for sharing such a beautiful story. I loved the part where you talk about anal nirvana. Happy to know theres a fellow nirvana enjoyer here.

Have you heard of Anal Aura's? Apparently you can get an anal aura if you assgasm during anal nirvana.

You lie on your back and poosh the asshole inside out so hard explode thru your ass with love and an extreme blinding light shines thru your tunnel of love. The light is a blinding yellow. Most people who have achieved anal nirvana and anal aura say its the best feeling theyve ever experienced and normal sex just isnt the same after.

You have given me a new goal to aim for, little froggy baby dude. I thank you, and also for your kind words.

While anal sex and masturbation for women has become almost mainstream thanks to the insane amount of porn that must include pooper, it remains a mostly hidden and shameful art among heterosexual men. The amount of pleasure that can be derived from stimulating the very many nerve endings and the prostate gland is eye-opening once you start to experiment and experience it. I hope more men are willing to explore their buttholes now.

 

[Toasty]

You have given me a new goal to aim for, little froggy baby dude. I thank you, and also for your kind words.

While anal sex and masturbation for women has become almost mainstream thanks to the insane amount of porn that must include pooper, it remains a mostly hidden and shameful art among heterosexual men. The amount of pleasure that can be derived from stimulating the very many nerve endings and the prostate gland is eye-opening once you start to experiment and experience it. I hope more men are willing to explore their buttholes now.

Because gay. Much like this thread has completely become. I keep hoping for court updates and all I get is spergery about you assholes and your assholes.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I keep hoping for court updates

There are none yet, sorry. Last update was back in Friday. You can check it out here if you missed it:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/melinda-leigh-scott-marshall-castersen.32118/post-11604995

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Because gay. Much like this thread has completely become. I keep hoping for court updates and all I get is spergery about you assholes and your assholes.

Who would've thought that quality of this thread will decrease without Melinda...