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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
What is it with Yanks and the fucking IRA? Even the most ardent Irish republican will admit that they were far from saints, but americans seem to hold them up as heroes despite knowing next to nothing about the troubles
The American media and elite took a very one sided view of the whole thing and shoved it down everyone's throats.

A lot of IRA funding came from Irish communities in murica, specifically New York. It declined very quickly in late 2001 when they realised funding groups that demolish civilian buildings to make their point wasn't all that funny anymore for some reason. Here's an article.

Yes, I know the good Friday agreement was prior to 2001 but they were still sat on weapons and having meetings with similarly minded organisations elsewhere in the world.

Whatever your opinion on the IRA I think we can all agree that if the IRA was running things these tranny degenerates wouldn't be having a good time.
 
What is it with Yanks and the fucking IRA? Even the most ardent Irish republican will admit that they were far from saints, but americans seem to hold them up as heroes despite knowing next to nothing about the troubles
There's a lot of "Irish" Americans that had one great-great-grandfather that came over and stole a job from a real American. There were also large Irish populations in eastern cities like NYC and Boston that still had thick accents up until their neighborhoods were culturally enriched by niggers and spics in the mid-90s. There were pro-IRA murals in South Boston and Dorchester up until the early 90s. Now the walls the murals were on are covered in pavement ape masterpieces.
 
What is it with Yanks and the fucking IRA? Even the most ardent Irish republican will admit that they were far from saints, but americans seem to hold them up as heroes despite knowing next to nothing about the troubles
White Americans larp as True And Honest Irish even harder than they larp as 1/128th Cherokee.
 
Tiocfaidh ár lá means "our day will come".

Penny is apparently casting trans people as the Irish under colonial rule and suggesting that TERFs have hired a bunch of ex-soldiers to arbitrarily massacre civilians in an attempt to put down transgender activism. I suppose this makes Earl into David Lloyd George?
 
Tiocfaidh ár lá means "our day will come".

Penny is apparently casting trans people as the Irish under colonial rule and suggesting that TERFs have hired a bunch of ex-soldiers to arbitrarily massacre civilians in an attempt to put down transgender activism. I suppose this makes Earl into David Lloyd George?
If trannies are the Irish now then I have a Modest Proposal for them.
 
If the trannies are Irish now then they can get some potatoes planted. Finally do something worthwhile with their hellscape. Those things are about the easiest thing to grow in most conditions and provide a decent source of nutrition.

Hell if they want to go advanced and sort some kind of greenhouse then you can graft a tomato plant onto a potato plant and end up with a plant that produces both (it's great if you only have a small space).
 
If the trannies are Irish now then they can get some potatoes planted. Finally do something worthwhile with their hellscape. Those things are about the easiest thing to grow in most conditions and provide a decent source of nutrition.

Hell if they want to go advanced and sort some kind of greenhouse then you can graft a tomato plant onto a potato plant and end up with a plant that produces both (it's great if you only have a small space).
Potatoes would be great for fixing the compacted and denuded soil.. except that they would require irrigation, and a lot of it.
 
Potatoes would be great for fixing the compacted and denuded soil.. except that they would require irrigation, and a lot of it.
Get a hardy drought (and disease) resistant variety like desiree and they should be OK. A decent layer of mulch to keep the moisture in and a drip irrigation system. If they did go the polytunnel route they could prevent too much evaporation because it would keep a higher humidity in. What USDA zone are they in again?
 
Get a hardy drought (and disease) resistant variety like desiree and they should be OK. A decent layer of mulch to keep the moisture in and a drip irrigation system. If they did go the polytunnel route they could prevent too much evaporation because it would keep a higher humidity in. What USDA zone are they in again?
5b I think, according to this.
That’s interesting.
But it’s still some effort, and I guess that’s in even shorter supply than water.

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5b I think, according to this.
That’s interesting.
But it’s still some effort, and I guess that’s in even shorter supply than water.

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Desirees are USDA zone 4-9 so possible there then.

Surely they could pick up a load of mulch on their grift run or work out something with composted leftovers, hay and alpaca poop.

As you say though it would be actual work so they won't do it.
 
I’ve heard brickhon a lot, and unflattering comparisons to bricks, but I’ve never heard of them just being called bricks.
Certain slurs fall out of use. I knew of brick, but it's like calling a black guy a "tom" or a native a "wagon burner". You just don't hear them anymore it seems. One I've never heard outside the local area, but remember from highschool was "pull lamp". Referring to the dress being a lamp shade and the dick being the pull cord.
 
Some more pictures of their decorating grift

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You can see every single seam between the dry wall as a raised ridge they just painted over.

In picture 1 you can see the counter top (chipboard) is not flat around the front of the sink, it appears to warp slightly. The drywall in the top corner looks like someone took bites out rather than cutting it. Somehow the corner unit's door is too small which is impressive to fuck up given they're likely flat-packed. The cabinets are from Lowes (project source).

The sockets in picture 2 have huge gaps between them and the edges of the dry wall they no doubt are just going to try and fill (look at the sockets in picture 1, it looks like they've had to do the same there). I really hope the owner isn't wanting and troon electronics (unless hiring them is step 1 of an insurance job of course).

The skirting board on picture 3 is raised off the floor (like I get leaving space for flooring but put the flooring down first maybe) and doesn't seem to meet the door frame correctly. It all looks like the cheapest knottiest avaliable pine. The door has huge gaps around it, like you can see daylight through the gaps. You can see where they have cut/planed the top of the door but it ain't level by a long shot.

What's the rules in CO regarding this sort of work. Like I get DIY is a thing but they are essentially being hired as contractors, is there licensing required? Do they have the appropriate liability insurance?
 
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Some more pictures of their decorating grift

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You can see every single seam between the dry wall as a raised ridge they just painted over.

In picture 1 you can see the counter top (chipboard) is not flat around the front of the sink, it appears to warp slightly. The drywall in the top corner looks like someone took bites out rather than cutting it. Somehow the corner unit's door is too small which is impressive to fuck up given they're likely flat-packed. The cabinets are from Lowes (project source).

The sockets in picture 2 have huge gaps between them and the edges of the dry wall they no doubt are just going to try and fill (look at the sockets in picture 1, it looks like they've had to do the same there). I really hope the owner isn't wanting and troon electronics (unless hiring them is step 1 of an insurance job of course).

The skirting board on picture 3 is raised off the floor (like I get leaving space for flooring but put the flooring down first maybe) and doesn't seem to meet the door frame correctly. It all looks like the cheapest knottiest avaliable pine. The door has huge gaps around it, like you can see daylight through the gaps. You can see where they have cut/planed the top of the door but it ain't level by a long shot.

What's the rules in CO regarding this sort of work. Like I get DIY is a thing but they are essentially being hired as contractors, is there licensing required? Do they have the appropriate liability insurance?
You could drive to your nearest Home Depot/Lowes, hire a few Mexicans and they'd do a far better job hanging and mudding drywall than any of these failures of men could do. And I promise that those Mestizos you hired would be a fuck ton better smelling and more fun to be around than Penny and his eunuchs.
 
Some more pictures of their decorating grift

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You can see every single seam between the dry wall as a raised ridge they just painted over.

In picture 1 you can see the counter top (chipboard) is not flat around the front of the sink, it appears to warp slightly. The drywall in the top corner looks like someone took bites out rather than cutting it. Somehow the corner unit's door is too small which is impressive to fuck up given they're likely flat-packed. The cabinets are from Lowes (project source).

The sockets in picture 2 have huge gaps between them and the edges of the dry wall they no doubt are just going to try and fill (look at the sockets in picture 1, it looks like they've had to do the same there). I really hope the owner isn't wanting and troon electronics (unless hiring them is step 1 of an insurance job of course).

The skirting board on picture 3 is raised off the floor (like I get leaving space for flooring but put the flooring down first maybe) and doesn't seem to meet the door frame correctly. It all looks like the cheapest knottiest avaliable pine. The door has huge gaps around it, like you can see daylight through the gaps. You can see where they have cut/planed the top of the door but it ain't level by a long shot.

What's the rules in CO regarding this sort of work. Like I get DIY is a thing but they are essentially being hired as contractors, is there licensing required? Do they have the appropriate liability insurance?
The state of that ceiling. Seems Phil has no clue that you’re supposed to tape the joints to achieve a smooth finish.
 
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