Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[r00]

Oh god please make it so. Let him do it. Piggy, with those soft, effete Chomo hands and the creepy looking gecko fingers, gets a circular saw. And in his Dunning-Kruger Reality Distortion Field actually thinks that he knows how to just use it. I want to hear about Piggy literally pecking out his tweets with his nose because he lopped off most of his fingers. Don't need 2 thumbs, Stalker.

"No child, a handsaw just would not suffice. A circular saw is what I need to cut the rotten bits off my shitty fence. I'm sorry you're so stupid at this."
Dunning Kruger field is right. Pat is EXACTLY the kind of arrogant know-it-all that would just leap in with unsuitable power tools and completely obliterate the materials, or the saw, or his fingers. I would give anything to watch him try this little weekend project with one of his awkward autistic commentaries, like in his unboxenings. He sounds uncannily like chris-chan does when he's muttering justifications for questionable artistic decisions while drawing.

"(Wheezing) Alright...so...the...uh....saw is ready to go. Its a milwuakee. Oh, don't mind this lizard on my shoulder, I'm just a faggot. Lemme just turn it on". *CLICK* *REE*. "Got a..got a little kick to it...lemme just..trim this...oops, veered off a little there, but it's OK...oops, blade hit the ground a little there...Oops, making a lot of splinters here...but all in all, an excellent day's work"

Then a jump cut to a finished fence because niki hired someone who wasnt an incompetent dunderhead to finish the task.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Give him a shave and some hair and he looks much more feminine than his wife Big Niki:

 

[Helium Bubble]

Give him a shave and some hair and he looks much more feminine than his wife Big Niki:

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Holy shit dude, he actually looks like an average Midwestern chick.

5/10, would bring beer to her house and then awkwardly contemplate finding an excuse to leave while she's drunk and yelling at the TV because the Bears are getting BTFO'd again. "What the fuck!? That's not holding!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy shit dude, he actually looks like an average Midwestern chick.

I wasn’t joking. Throw some longer hair on him, give him a shave, and Big Niki solidifies her role as the man in their relationship. Plus Patricia already has the C-cups for it.



Troon arc when?

 

[Meriasek]

It's irritating that you just know he thinks that was the most clever name for a character ever, because "muh impersonal space dystopia!" It's like naming a medieval peasant character "Joe Shit-wader" and expecting the audience to be impressed.

How did the name "Firstname Lastname" even come to be? Because it smells like the "Not Sure" wackiness from Idiocracy.

 

[Associate Rick]

Oh god please make it so. Let him do it. Piggy, with those soft, effete Chomo hands and the creepy looking gecko fingers, gets a circular saw. And in his Dunning-Kruger Reality Distortion Field actually thinks that he knows how to just use it. I want to hear about Piggy literally pecking out his tweets with his nose because he lopped off most of his fingers. Don't need 2 thumbs, Stalker.

He's the embodiment of the Black Knight from Monthy Python "Tis but a scratch, stalker".

 

[r00]

I wasn’t joking. Throw some longer hair on him, give him a shave, and Big Niki solidifies her role as the man in their relationship. Plus Patricia already has the C-cups for it.

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Troon arc when?

Holy fuck, this is hilarious. His body language is so feminine, trans-pat somehow looks less freakish than man pat. My fucking ribs. I say he should go for it.

 

[A Sunset]

I wasn’t joking. Throw some longer hair on him, give him a shave, and Big Niki solidifies her role as the man in their relationship. Plus Patricia already has the C-cups for it.

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Troon arc when?

He unironically looks more comfortable and natural as a woman then a man. His gay selfies and effeminate posturing fit a female far better. Yet poor Pat was born as a man with a sub two-inch micro-dick, despite the massive amounts of estrogen flowing through him.

Pat, I encourage you to explore your gender identity. Perhaps all your impotent rage could be solved by putting on a pretty dress and HRT.

 

[Helium Bubble]

I wasn’t joking. Throw some longer hair on him, give him a shave, and Big Niki solidifies her role as the man in their relationship. Plus Patricia already has the C-cups for it.

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Troon arc when?

Patricia Tomlinson, approaching you on the street with a clipboard and asking you to sign a petition against Big [Industry that isn't Pharma]. I'm guessing her scholarship was either softball or rowing.

Edit: Bruh that Instagram post. Someone please tell me that's fake. "Adrienne left me. But I love my beautiful second wife anyway, child." Jesus Christ no wonder Niki drinks.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Did Fat Rick steal 'Firstname Lastname' from an infamous EVE Online character?

Spoiler: Sperging about events in an MMO 15+ years ago

In the spaceship MMO EVE Online there was a player from Goonfleet(Something Awful members) who went by 'Firstname Lastname'. He's infamous in the EVE Community for starting an autistic spaceship war between the Goons and Band of Brothers(Devs and friends of devs) after joke about a BoB member who died in a motorcycle accident on the Autobahn.

Firstname Lastname went to the biggest trade hub in the game, ejected a cargo canister, named it after the player who died, and crashed into it over and over with a ship renamed to "Semi-Truck". This caused BoB to flip out and go to war with the Goons in an autistic conflict that would involve thousands of players. This story did make it outside of the confines of EVE Online when it happened as video game news sites picked it up.

Whenever I see the name of Fat's character I always think of this event and feel like there's too much commonality to just be a coincidence. Though I suppose the more likely outcome is Patrick thinks his character that has what amounts to a screenname is extremely clever and totally original.

As a quick aside why doesn't our lovely famrs have a thread on eve cows? Too autistic even for us?

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Here's some eye bleach for anyone who needs it after all those Fatricia pics.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Did Fat Rick steal 'Firstname Lastname' from an infamous EVE Online character?

Spoiler: Sperging about events in an MMO 15+ years ago

In the spaceship MMO EVE Online there was a player from Goonfleet(Something Awful members) who went by 'Firstname Lastname'. He's infamous in the EVE Community for starting an autistic spaceship war between the Goons and Band of Brothers(Devs and friends of devs) after joke about a BoB member who died in a motorcycle accident on the Autobahn.

Firstname Lastname went to the biggest trade hub in the game, ejected a cargo canister, named it after the player who died, and crashed into it over and over with a ship renamed to "Semi-Truck". This caused BoB to flip out and go to war with the Goons in an autistic conflict that would involve thousands of players. This story did make it outside of the confines of EVE Online when it happened as video game news sites picked it up.

Whenever I see the name of Fat's character I always think of this event and feel like there's too much commonality to just be a coincidence. Though I suppose the more likely outcome is Patrick thinks his character that has what amounts to a screenname is extremely clever and totally original.

That sperging took me for a nostalgia trip. I wouldn't bet against your theory.

 

[instythot]

A band saw or an angle grinder promises even more fun.

"No child, a handsaw just would not suffice. A circular saw is what I need to cut the rotten bits off my shitty fence. I'm sorry you're so stupid at this."
Dunning Kruger field is right. Pat is EXACTLY the kind of arrogant know-it-all that would just leap in with unsuitable power tools and completely obliterate the materials, or the saw, or his fingers. I would give anything to watch him try this little weekend project with one of his awkward autistic commentaries, like in his unboxenings. He sounds uncannily like chris-chan does when he's muttering justifications for questionable artistic decisions while drawing.

"(Wheezing) Alright...so...the...uh....saw is ready to go. Its a milwuakee. Oh, don't mind this lizard on my shoulder, I'm just a faggot. Lemme just turn it on". *CLICK* *REE*. "Got a..got a little kick to it...lemme just..trim this...oops, veered off a little there, but it's OK...oops, blade hit the ground a little there...Oops, making a lot of splinters here...but all in all, an excellent day's work"

Then a jump cut to a finished fence because niki hired someone who wasnt an incompetent dunderhead to finish the task.

I think he just needs some minor insistence that he couldn't do it with hand tools instead of power tools to make this project take years. Really, though, I just want to see how smashing his thumbs with a hammer repeatedly will affect his tweets

 

[NotFatChild]

He bought that thing 100% because of Stargate. It absolutely fits into his Marvel brain where owning a bunch of guns also makes him a manly buff conservative.

Like with children, Patrick and his wife are too busy with their careers for that.

Of course he did, it makes perfect sense.

I may or may not be within a decade of pat's age and stargate was THE sci-fi television show back in the day. I'm positive he watched it as a teenager and young adult. I think he would have been... 18 when SG-1 first aired?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

wow the AI is so advanced it gave him big breasts to make him into a lady!

* looks at original *

Oh, never mind.

His body language is so feminine

Pat's face when he reads people calling him effeminate

 

[Akashic Retard]

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Rick knows he's fat, that's why he does the fat guy move of wearing an open button down over his t shirt to cover up his rolls. All his shirts are tight as fuck like this, I imagine they are what he wore when he was less fat and now refuses to stop wearing them or buy bigger shirts because it's more of an admittance that he's fat.

 

[James done did it]

What kind of troon do we think rick would be, the kind that just feminizes his boy name so he'd be Patricia or Patti, or do you think he'd be a narcissistic troon and use some satanic pornwhore slut name like Lillith?

 

[AprilRains]

What kind of troon do we think rick would be, the kind that just feminizes his boy name so he'd be Patricia or Patti, or do you think he'd be a narcissistic troon and use some satanic pornwhore slut name like Lillith?

See emphasized text above. The question answers itself. Besides, he thinks he's clever with names. The cringe will be real.

 

[Rekkington]

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wow the AI is so advanced it gave him big breasts to make him into a lady!

* looks at original *

Oh, never mind.

Pat's face when he reads people calling him effeminate
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If you really want to fuck with Patrick, find ways to subtly make fun of his eyes. I get the sense with these selfies and the focus on his face with no sort of angling that an ugly person would learn to do (remember, of the 10 he takes he says THESE are the best ones,) he thinks his eyes are the star of the show. That will be a major point of insecurity for him that he has probably never heard before.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If you really want to fuck with Patrick, find ways to subtly make fun of his eyes. I get the sense with these selfies and the focus on his face with no sort of angling that an ugly person would learn to do (remember, of the 10 he takes he says THESE are the best ones,) he thinks his eyes are the star of the show. That will be a major point of insecurity for him that he has probably never heard before.

He probably think's his eyes look good due to the colour. They're just typical for their colour though. However the position of his eyes is weird.