Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Ralph must be frustrated because he's probably never seeing Amanda like that again. Which is why I don't understand his desire to impregnate these crazy homely women he gets with, and vice versa.
Because they are too stupid to ever consider long term consequences or nor had any understanding of the commitment child rearing requires.

Ralph has learned all he knows about women and babies from memes, so he figured Amanda would put on a dirndl, braid her hair, smile while washing his shart stained underwear and change shitty diapers in between cooking him dinner. Ralph, otoh, will not need change anything about his life. Child rearing a daughter is 100% on May, maybe if she has a son he can spare a few hours a week to teach the boy about cigars and dirty whores.
No need to speculate, Ralph wants the world to know that this picture was taken purely out of spite:
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Lol. It’s cute he thinks his baby mama being home less than a week with a baby equals family.

Does this mean Nick Reiketa is King of White Nationalist Family mountain since he has five kids with one wife, instead of bastards with two baby mamas, not to mention a restraining order from Baby Mama #1.
 
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Yeah Cog, look at my horse face broodmare with her pancakes hanging out propped up against the wall on a bare pillow and mattress stuck in a corner of a dirty room with no furniture.
You don’t even have a firstborn bastard son that you’re not allowed to see and haven’t paid a dime for!
This is something you’ll never have… cause your a LOOSER lol.
 
Lol. It’s cute he thinks his baby mama being home less than a week with a baby equals family.
The fact he tries to use "family" and his daughter as any kind of ammunition blows my mind. Certainly he remembers the he abandoned his first born son and has in fact never held him, touched him, heard his cries, changed his diaper, or financially supported him in any capacity.

Cog should fire back with, you couldn't even raise your own son, so another man is. Good luck with your "family"
 
No need to speculate, Ralph wants the world to know that this picture was taken purely out of spite:
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Ralph really makes it impossible to feel compassion for when bad things happen to him. No compassion or care found in that man, just pure spite. Normal parents would be pleased to post how joyful they are with their new life to care for with every moment full of joy, not Ralph or May apparently. Just ā€œFuck youā€.

Fascinating creatures.
 

Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice
Please don't take him just because you can

Your herpes are beyond repair
With greasy locks of shitbrown hair
With ivory skin and eyes of cornflower blue
Your smile is like the teeth of saws
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Alice

He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From cryin' when he calls your name, Alice
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, Alice

Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice
Please don't take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me, Alice
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, Alice

Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice
Please don't take him even though you can
Alice (Alice)
 
Through arcane means unknown to most I have retrieved an excerpt from the horses diary. I am just as surprised as you are that a horse can read or write but we live in cursed days.

"Dear diary,

The little one is relentless! Cries constantly, always throwing fits and needs constant attention lest it spark another tantrum. Always needing another bottle while keeping me up all night! And the SMELL! It is beyond hellish. Shit on the floor, on the walls, and anywhere it sits down! I can't even hope to keep up with the laundry, if it is even worth it with how badly it stains. And every time the little shit looks up at me with those weird beady eyes I want to crush that face into the ground. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold on.

P.S. Little Roz is an angel but ralph is the bane of my existence. "
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Ralph really makes it impossible to feel compassion for when bad things happen to him. No compassion or care found in that man, just pure spite. Normal parents would be pleased to post how joyful they are with their new life to care for with every moment full of joy, not Ralph or May apparently. Just ā€œFuck youā€.

Fascinating creatures.
This what we call pure white trash. This is something you would see on Jerry Springer or Murray where the white trash man and his baby mama have a brood of bastards out of spite towards someone. Since Cops is now back on Fox Nation I look forward to when Ralph and Pantsu will be featured on the show. Fate of all white trash.
 
This what we call pure white trash. This is something you would see on Jerry Springer or Murray where the white trash man and his baby mama have a brood of bastards out of spite towards someone. Since Cops is now back on Fox Nation I look forward to when Ralph and Pantsu will be featured on the show. Fate of all white trash.
"White" male rage pigs are one of the few acceptable targets for mainstream media now, especially since Cops went on a hiatus. They will be desperate for half-naked, morbidly obese, hollerin rage pigs. If they're white. Cops basically existed on a diet of niggers. They need to find some white people to fill the vacuum. I think Ralph is their man.

His first Cops appearance should be based on this:
 
May is already grooming DemonBaby 2.0 into calling DemonBaby 1.0 Onii-chan in an effort to steal his heart and make him hate the Vickers. My keylogger on Mays computer shows that she's been looking up and downloading dozens of gb of brocon incest doujins.
 
Suggested poll: Does Ralph really think Meigh is ā€œfine as fuckā€ when literally everyone else who has seen her has barfed upon catching a glimpse of her deformed man face?

Answer:
NO
LOL NO

And I hope Rozy has taken to breastfeeding easily. Because you know Ethan would never take a dime from his nigger hooker budget to spend on formula, especially with the formula shortages pushing prices up.
 
"Dis here baby be ayylawging me, waking me up at 4 in the morning? THE RALPHA-MALE? I think dis here cozy Rozy is finna to holler over and its in my best interest that this here bitch ass baby see's her uncle Vito. Ralphamale always wins, no baby is going to hold ME down!"
 
Rosie does not look too cosy in the crack shack photo. She looks like she might be naked apart from the diaper. This is not a good idea for a newborn, since they can’t regulate their own temp very well yet. She needs a babygro on and probably a vest as well. Wee socks might be an idea, I don’t know how hot it is where they are. But leaving your baby naked to the nappy is some ā€œgave the fuck up alreadyā€œ shit. Yes, babies throw up and burp milk and shit themselves and you have to change their clothes a million times a day, that’s just how it is. You can’t leave the bairn naked because you are too lazy to wash.
 
Rosie does not look too cosy in the crack shack photo. She looks like she might be naked apart from the diaper. This is not a good idea for a newborn, since they can’t regulate their own temp very well yet. She needs a babygro on and probably a vest as well. Wee socks might be an idea, I don’t know how hot it is where they are. But leaving your baby naked to the nappy is some ā€œgave the fuck up alreadyā€œ shit. Yes, babies throw up and burp milk and shit themselves and you have to change their clothes a million times a day, that’s just how it is. You can’t leave the bairn naked because you are too lazy to wash.
The part I made bold implies that Gunt and Meigh gave a damn about the child.
 
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