can you manufacture a lolcow? - I want the attention my mother never gave me

[Furry Troon]

from the thread "how do I quit this site?":

discuss.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

that's how chris happened.
also no1curr

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Cows don't have self awareness, so you can't do it to yourself on purpose.

 

[Berserk Fury]

Unfortunately, you can't "manufacture" a cow just like you can't "manufacture" a man or a woman, you can try, but it's not natural; it'd be nothing but a valueless and twisted simulacrum.

 

[thyme]

nigger tell me why you are so incompetent
if youre this desperate for attention go give your grandma a call and tell her shes got her grandson back

 

[zero-who]

We could try to set up a "Debate user Furry Troon on _____" thread. Do you have any controversial/hot takes we should know about?

 

[Sir Bartleby Montclair]

Maybe. Have you tried raping your mother?

 

[Furry Troon]

We could try to set up a "Debate user Furry Troon on _____" thread. Do you have any controversial/hot takes we should know about?

Yeah sure, here's some to start:

- Gender was evolutionarily advantageous for easy role assignment in primitive societies, but is useless in the modern day except as a tool for manipulation by the ruling class
- Given that industrialized meat eating necessitates the rape, incarceration, torture & slaughter of animals, meat eaters are no better than zoosadists; when there are widely available plant alternatives, meat eating is a purely hedonistic act just like zoosadist coomerism
- from Unpopular opinions about food:

non-human animals can't consent to being eaten but humans can

- chicks with dicks represent the most maximal sexual potential, with both chest and groin externalized. FtMs are the inversion of this
- I'm hot as hell
- cocaine is boring. there's no nuance to it. it's just 'feel good' with no flavor. I'd rather have molly.
- the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

 

[KittyGremlin]

I think Deagle Nation was the last person to pull it off, but you really do need to be skilled, committed and knowledgeable.

Or, I don't know, spend some more time here and you'll become just like us

just like us just like us

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[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Yeah sure, here's some to start:

- Gender was evolutionarily advantageous for easy role assignment in primitive societies, but is useless in the modern day except as a tool for manipulation by the ruling class
- Given that industrialized meat eating necessitates the rape, incarceration, torture & slaughter of animals, meat eaters are no better than zoosadists; when there are widely available plant alternatives, meat eating is a purely hedonistic act just like zoosadist coomerism
- from Unpopular opinions about food:

- chicks with dicks represent the most maximal sexual potential, with both chest and groin externalized. FtMs are the inversion of this
- I'm hot as hell
- cocaine is boring. there's no nuance to it. it's just 'feel good' with no flavor. I'd rather have molly.
- the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

That's all boring basic dime a dozen stuff. Give us something interesting.

 

[SofondaCox]

Yeah sure, here's some to start:

- Gender was evolutionarily advantageous for easy role assignment in primitive societies, but is useless in the modern day except as a tool for manipulation by the ruling class
- Given that industrialized meat eating necessitates the rape, incarceration, torture & slaughter of animals, meat eaters are no better than zoosadists; when there are widely available plant alternatives, meat eating is a purely hedonistic act just like zoosadist coomerism
- from Unpopular opinions about food:

- chicks with dicks represent the most maximal sexual potential, with both chest and groin externalized. FtMs are the inversion of this
- I'm hot as hell
- cocaine is boring. there's no nuance to it. it's just 'feel good' with no flavor. I'd rather have molly.
- the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Every troon thinks they're hot. Every troon is wrong.
There has never been a 'chick' with a dick, and your lust for that aberrant combination suggests you may be a genetic dead end.
You're right about eating animals.

 

[Furry Troon]

your lust for that aberrant combination suggests you may be a genetic dead end.

it was already determined I was a genetic dead end back when I was a gay boy. glad we agree on the animals.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

With the right canvas I guess. It’s rare but it does happen.

 

[Begemot]

The vegan stuff kind of matches my usual trolling where I say that the Western Enlightenment seperated Black people from speaking with animals and forced them to eat meat. It's pretty blatant bait, though, so noone really responds. Still, your schtick has some potential in the right threads.

The problem is you're too self-aware. You really don't want to be a lolcow, kid.....

 

[Furry Troon]

You really don't want to be a lolcow, kid.....

you're right Begemot I just want attention and it's an easier but less rewarding path to it.

also your pfp is hot

 

[Begemot]

you're right Begemot I just want attention and it's an easier but less rewarding path to it.

also your pfp is hot

Think about what you're willing to share in a site devoted to picking at your weaknesses and then displaying them publicly, it won't be worth it long term. Once you're exposed, you can't get it back. Just bait post, keep up your opsec, and you'll be golden....

I usually cycle through some bait avis if I find them funny. I'm actually a social conservative that believes in a gender binary exists overwhelmingly for the vast majority of humans.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

It's wrong about animals because such animals are not sentient enough to conesnt to much of shit. Anthropomorphizing them is right up the alley for a retarded furry, tho. You kill plants to make said alternatives, once you reach being smooth brained enough to anthropomorphize them too, you become a Jain that starves itself to death. An animal uses its limited mental capacity to eat, sleep, fuck and run away from what it considers a threat. Killing something like that is completely different to killing a fellow human and just as inconsequential as killing a plant.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Daisy Taylor is the only slurpworthy shemale.

 

[Berserk Fury]

Daisy Taylor is the only slurpworthy shemale.

I don't know who that is as I'm not into shemales, but, if we all keep mentioning trannies that are more physically attractive and popular than OP would that make him melt like a cartoon villain? For example, Linetrap/Bailey Jay, OP will never have that kind of impact on the tranny world.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

I don't know who that is as I'm not into shemales, but, if we all keep mentioning trannies that are more physically attractive and popular than OP would that make him melt like a cartoon villain? For example, Linetrap/Bailey Jay, OP will never have that kind of impact on the tranny world.

I don't know who that is as I'm not into shemales, but, if we all keep mentioning trannies that are more physically attractive and popular than OP would that make him melt like a cartoon villain? For example, Linetrap/Bailey Jay, OP will never have that kind of impact on the tranny world.

This but unironically