Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Anyone else getting nervous by this point, I don’t think we’ve ever been this long without any kind of knowledge about where he was or what’s up? I mean could Chris die and we not even know about it, it’s not too far fetched a theory. People go missing all the time is it possible if Chris were to kill himself in that hospital, we at not hear about it till months after it occurred? What happens to peoples obituaries if they are presumed dead yet there are no details regarding where. What time or how it happened?
If the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead. I think we've all been expecting the fat fuck's death for a while now. Don't fret too much because if he's left this world, he's left us with so much of his shit to laugh at.
 
If the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead. I think we've all been expecting the fat fuck's death for a while now. Don't fret too much because if he's left this world, he's left us with so much of his shit to laugh at.
While Chris is unhealthy, fatties like him tend to linger into their 60s or even early 70s. I completely doubt he will live to 70, but he will make it to 60, and will likely die around 63-65 from a stroke
 
Do you think Barb pretty much regrets giving birth to Chris now? Do you think she possible feels a sudden overwhelming sense of guilt and despair about how she’s acted throughout her life because of this. Do you think if she manages to recover and live a few more years she’d try to rectify some old relationships and just be a kind a person she can be for her last years? Is it even possible?
Doubt it. The inability to learn from past mistakes, the complete and utter refusal to owe up to ones own shortcomings, the perpetual victim complex and the desire to live in filth both literally and figuratively are hard-coded into the Chandler-DNA.
 
People refer to Bob and Barb as being alcoholics with some regularity. The Cwcki does this in multiple places but doesn't substantiate it with anything other than 'they even met at a bar' as if that makes someone an alcoholic. I've seen the same things said here by a few different people. Are/were they really though? I haven't seen any evidence. I could picture Bob and probably Barb too doing some heavy drinking in their youths or middle age but they really don't strike me as alcoholics. Certainly not by the Chris was an adolescent, anyway. Did they ever stop completely? Am I wrong? Or is it just something people say to make them look even worse. What is the evidence of their alcoholism?
I think you bring up a good point. I never really thought about it, but you're right.

Meeting at a bar was a pretty common way to meet people, particularly pre-internet. Especially in rural bumfuck Virginia. While Cole claims they were drunk when they met, that hardly means they were alcoholic. Getting drunk at a bar now and then, while not the best idea, is not proof someone is an alcoholic, as long as they do it responsibly and in moderation.

Other than Cole saying they were drunk a lot, which may or may not be an exaggeration, we really don't have any proof of it as far as I am aware.
 
I might be alogging here but it feels good Chris is missing out on Sonic 2 with related promotions as well as things like bronycons and has had a year without video games like a giant time out for an adult manchild, he’s finally had some consequence for his actions not that I have much hope he’ll have learnt anything from the experience.
 
Something i was wondering but when exactly did Bob start paying the gal-pals to hang out with Chris become "friends" with the gal-pals in High School?
I’m currently wondering if that happened or if trolls just claimed it happened and Chris believed them. Do we have it from someone reliable that Bob paid the galpals?

Do you think Barb pretty much regrets giving birth to Chris now?
Like Chris, Barb is incapable of regret unless it’s for something minor and stupid. Remember Chris’s biggest regret is fartcakes? Barb’s is probably something similar.

Do you think she possible feels a sudden overwhelming sense of guilt and despair about how she’s acted throughout her life because of this.
She has a lifetime of practice shielding herself from that kind of thing. Maybe the car accident gave her some clarity, but it’s unlikely she’ll see anything as her fault.

Do you think if she manages to recover and live a few more years she’d try to rectify some old relationships and just be a kind a person she can be for her last years?
Nope. This isn’t a hallmark movie.

I might be alogging here but it feels good Chris is missing out on Sonic 2 with related promotions as well as things like bronycons and has had a year without video games like a giant time out for an adult manchild, he’s finally had some consequence for his actions not that I have much hope he’ll have learnt anything from the experience.
“This person has done wrong and I’m glad they’re facing reasonable consequences for it” isn’t alogging.
 
I think you bring up a good point. I never really thought about it, but you're right.

Meeting at a bar was a pretty common way to meet people, particularly pre-internet. Especially in rural bumfuck Virginia. While Cole claims they were drunk when they met, that hardly means they were alcoholic. Getting drunk at a bar now and then, while not the best idea, is not proof someone is an alcoholic, as long as they do it responsibly and in moderation.

Other than Cole saying they were drunk a lot, which may or may not be an exaggeration, we really don't have any proof of it as far as I am aware.
I'm not sure. Chris's entire young childhood revolves around being left with a neighbor babysitter for quite a long time, and I've always got the impression that it was frequent and a lot. Pre-Fire, they had various beer advertising displays up in their house. And this is the Chandlers we're talking about, "responsibly and in moderation" is not something they would exactly embrace. They seem the type to just drop their tard baby off with whomever so they could go out and have fun as much as they could. I doubt Chris would be that hung up about getting locked in his room if it only happened once, when he was 16 months old.
 
I'm not sure. Chris's entire young childhood revolves around being left with a neighbor babysitter for quite a long time, and I've always got the impression that it was frequent and a lot. Pre-Fire, they had various beer advertising displays up in their house. And this is the Chandlers we're talking about, "responsibly and in moderation" is not something they would exactly embrace. They seem the type to just drop their tard baby off with whomever so they could go out and have fun as much as they could. I doubt Chris would be that hung up about getting locked in his room if it only happened once, when he was 16 months old.
Those are pretty valid points, too
 
I wonder what Chris will think when he gets out about movie Sonic calling himself an electric hedgehog?:
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And since he now has electric powers would that just make the Sonic/Pikachu combination superfluous?

He‘s got enough going on that I assume this won’t warrant blarms levels of rage or maybe he won’t even be particularly bothered about it but I really don’t know what’ll set him off these days.
 
I’m currently wondering if that happened or if trolls just claimed it happened and Chris believed them. Do we have it from someone reliable that Bob paid the galpals?
According to Marvin:
Bob arranged for the lunchtime galpals (the ones who went to this birthday party) to hang out with Chris. The actual letter revealing it to Chris was indeed a troll fabrication, but Barb confirmed it to Chris anyway.

I don't think we have reason to believe that any actual money changed hands. It might've just been a favor requested by the principal and the girls were just doing a good deed. It's possible they got service learning hours.

Since Marvin is one of the OG trolls who occasionally gives behind the scenes info on what was happening during The Golden Age, he's a pretty trustworthy source. Maybe paid might be the wrong word to use but it's clear that Bob was behind giving Chris fake friendships.

Nope. This isn’t a hallmark movie.
You ever see Hallmarks "inspirational" autism movie? It's called "Riding the Bus with My Sister" and stars Rosie O'Donnell as a fat, loud, obnoxious, mentally retarded woman who refuses to grow up and live like an adult. It's beautiful that someone, somewhere thought that this would make for good, heartwarming, television.


I wonder what Chris will think when he gets out about movie Sonic calling himself an electric hedgehog?:
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And since he now has electric powers would that just make the Sonic/Pikachu combination superfluous?

He‘s got enough going on that I assume this won’t warrant blarms levels of rage or maybe he won’t even be particularly bothered about it but I really don’t know what’ll set him off these days.
He'll find someway to claim that he foresaw it and him creating Sonichu in High School was Magi-chan implanting the idea into his head after seeing the future.
 
Since Marvin is one of the OG trolls who occasionally gives behind the scenes info on what was happening during The Golden Age, he's a pretty trustworthy source. Maybe paid might be the wrong word to use but it's clear that Bob was behind giving Chris fake friendships.
Thank you. My curiosity has been sated and now I know that horrifying Rosie thing exists.
 
Chris is the worst singer I've ever heard although I do find it side-splittingly hilarious when he sings the last word in a line with a deep vibrato effect.
 
Since Marvin is one of the OG trolls who occasionally gives behind the scenes info on what was happening during The Golden Age, he's a pretty trustworthy source.
No offense to Marvin, but just take anything that comes out of anyone who's "close" to Chris with a grain of salt. Chris is a notorious liar and there's a well documented string of White Knights and "former" trolls that got struck by trolls' remorse.

At least Null had the presence of mind to realize this and cut all ties after the Barb fuckery and theft.
 
Given the timeline’s mentioning of Natasha being paid by Bob to walk Chris to the bus stop in middle school I would assume it probably happened early on in high school. With Chris being the basketball team’s water boy beginning freshman year, Bob almost certainly had to have had some involvement in at least wrangling Chris’ retardation at the school early so he wouldn’t end up the punching bag bitch boy like a nerd character in an 80’s high school flick. When parents get involved in school early on, they end up knowing kids quicker and who among them is more compatible with their own kid, or in Chris’ case “most likely to sympathize with retardation”. Regarding your point I always found it funny that Chris never brought up explicit dates when he started being “friends” with these girls simply because he’s the type to hyper focus on that.

Well it seems I have found you an answer in my boredom.

According to https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts_(CWCipedia_page)#The_Women_in_my_Life a page written by Chris:

Tiffany Nicole Gowen

She was a good girl and a good friend to me back in Manchester High. We shared a few classes, and sat at the same lunch table one year or two.

Additionally, if we follow this link, it brings use to the year 1998, Chris' junior year, and since we know that Kellie and Sarah were his lab partners, we can possibly assume the Kellie and Sarah were the ones involved in the worksheet. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_Leaks#Getting_Acquainted

It would seem that the "Gal-Pals" were mostly a construct of his Junior and Senior years. The pictures we have of Chris only shows him with them when he was getting a bit older. Natasha, according to those links, Chris knew since Middle School, making her the oldest friend of the Manchester lot. It's completely possible that Bob's payment to Natasha occurred before. Natasha is also a year older than Chris.


Additionally, I dug into the Cwcki and found this about his fellow Waterboy. A lot of Chris' waterboy pictures are him looking younger, but this puts a bit of a date on his friendship with Joseph. He's also supposed to have been born in 1979, 2 years and a couple months older than Chris.

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He had this to say about Laura

Laura Beth Dorazio

I did not meet her until my Freshman Year at Manchester High (she was a Cheerleader then); she was two grades ahead of me, and apparently she went to Providence Middle and was in the same class as me during my time, but she advanced to High School about 7th Grade. She was a pretty girl; I had a crush on her that one year.

TLDR: Here is a timeline based on evidence we have:

Pre-1996 (probably 94): Natasha Turner becomes friends with Chris
1996: Chris becomes loose friends with Joe Herring, a fellow Waterboy.
1996: Chris has a crush on Laura Dorazio.
1997: Joe Herring is no longer referenced anywhere, Chris is over Laura Dorazio. Joe may have graduated or, given circumstantial evidence of lack of Waterboy pictures, Chris quit the job and stopped seeing Joe.
1997: Possibly the end of his Friendship with Natasha Turner do to her smoking. He claims she got off the bus and went smoking with her friends. It's unlikely she shared the short bus, and unlikely the short bus and regular bus arrived at the same time.
1997: Chris gets demoted to the short bus by fighting an African American.
1998: Chris becomes friends with the Gal-Pals, t's likely around now Bob started the payment system to the Gal-Pals, given what happened with Natasha both working out well but her role ended in Chris' life.
2000: Chris graduates and loses contact with all but Kellie.
2001: Chris stops talking to Kellie

No evidence shows the Manchester girls appearing prior to 98, except 1 anachronistic reference in Sonichu 7 where Kellie shows up in 1996 as a cliffhanger never to be mentioned again. The timeline seems to suggest that Natasha was paid as early as middleschool until the short bus incident and the gal pals about a year after that (maybe as a result of it).

Either that or Bob wanted Chris to do something "manly" with the boys and since Chris is inept at sports it was the waterboy. In retrospect he should have forced Chris to join an art club or computer club if they had one. Something more aligned with his interests.


Its the lack of dates, like you said, that makes me wonder when Bob made the arrangements and why I asked the question. It could have been something from the start where he knew Chris was incapable of making friends and surviving in the real world and got some girls to babysit his son throughout High School or it could have been something he came up with in Senior year when Chris still had no friends and was still being picked on. Just strange that Chris never mentioned something like this or really sad if he obsessed for ten years over people he knew for a few months.
 
No offense to Marvin, but just take anything that comes out of anyone who's "close" to Chris with a grain of salt. Chris is a notorious liar and there's a well documented string of White Knights and "former" trolls that got struck by trolls' remorse.
Christory is filled with so many half-truths and blatant lies that the more reliable sources are anyone but Chris. That being said, I agree with you because some people who got close to Chris whether they are trolls or not definitely tend to put a spin on what actually happened with very little to truly verify it. This ties back into some of the later Gal-Pal messages and posts, where some of them seem to be from the real high school Gal-Pals, but there were trolls who were pretending to be them during this period just to fuck with Chris. If you get “close” to Chris, your statements without text, audio or video evidence become somewhat skeptical depending on what relationship you have with him simply because of Chris’ liar osmosis.
 
I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

I'm quite sure he didn't. Most damning evidence to me is that I think Chris has never brought it up again even once since that time he was called out on it on Facebook, while he couldn't shut the fuck up about being on the honor roll before.

My theory is that maybe Barb gaslighted Chris into believing it to make him feel special and Chris decided to run with it despite every evidence to the contrary.

What gore/horror movies did chris watch other than saw? Did he like them?

Jackie made him watch Cannibal Holocaust. Quite alarmingly, he interpreted an obvious rape scene as the male character "playing with the women", which says a lot about Chris, specially since by that time he wasn't even half as deranged as he is now.
 
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