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Hogar Grupal said:
Among all of Chris' lack of impulse control, I'm surprised he didn't turn into an alcoholic.
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Give it time.

Hogar Grupal said:
Also, Chris' idea that Barb's "turn me loose, you silly goose." was 'flirting.' Before the incest, it was the usual autism; now it's very creepy.
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It was always creepy and cesty.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I've never seen it but unless it's simple art and simple language without a laugh track he's not going to pay attention to it, to cerebral for him.



No and it's not really important, I'd advise people don't do it.
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Honestly, that dumbass comic is about as cohesive or interesting as sonichu to me. And yeah, you're pretty much right, it's basically just simple sjw art with moments where the forth wall is broken so it can literally tell you when to laugh. I've only read a few pages but it just couldn't interest me at all. The community is definitely as or even more spergy than bronies. IIRC one kid who was obsessed with it and stained himself grey with a marker to look like his trollsona had ended up being posted around social media a while ago. Just imagine bronies that think they're more "niche" because instead of a children's show, it's a comic that is honestly even more embarrassing to look at.

Edit because my dumbass forgot one line, but Chris would've loved it. Honestly that whole shipping game could've been made around it if he was into it. Just the whole aesthetic seems like he could've been into it.
 
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Question: How will they filter out Christorian when they're selecting people for the jury? Usually they try to filter out biased sorts of people and usually change locations for big name cases, usually for people who don't know too much. These state now has to realize how famous Chris Chan is, what will they do?
 
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Question: How will they filter out Christorian when they're selecting people for the jury? Usually they try to filter out biased sorts of people and usually change locations for big name cases, usually for people who don't know too much. These state now has to realize how famous Chris Chan is, what will they do?
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Its really quite ingenious.
The judge screams JURAY JURAAAAAY and anyone cracking a smile gets frogmarched out of the jury box.
Obviously, its not alway going to go down like this: the judge could also ask who spilled coffee on his bag, and is therefore responsible for all these DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
There is a moment in the new Sonic 2 movie where, after coming out of being Super Sonic, Sonic remarks that he prefers the blue over the gold, and looks vaguely at his arms.

The movies are very referential of past Sonic events, so could this have been an intentional slip?
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Pretty sure it was just a reference to the blarms in general, not Chris specifically. Semi related, do we know how Chris felt about OG personality Knuckles vs. Sonic Boom Knuckles? I'm so used to Sonic Boom that Knuckles in the new movie has me put aback, lol.
 
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One of the things I find funny about Chris is that after he became a 'woman' he thought it would give him an easy open to hang out with more females, yet he still hangs out with dudes. After seeing GFM video, that's all Chris can hang out with. Other than gay bars, there's no females who would hang out with Chris, unless they were trolls.
 
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SwanSwanson said:
Question: How will they filter out Christorian when they're selecting people for the jury? Usually they try to filter out biased sorts of people and usually change locations for big name cases, usually for people who don't know too much. These state now has to realize how famous Chris Chan is, what will they do?
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While I assume it’s going to end in a plea deal so there won’t be any need for a jury wouldn’t the judge just ask jury members directly if they knew or had heard of Chris before the case and dismiss anyone who had?

I looked it up and the average age of a jury member in the US is around 50 and I doubt there‘s too many 50 year old Christorian’s in Virginia.
 
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Lovecraft's Cat said:
If Chris were free, would he be playing Elden Ring right now?
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doubtful. he's terrible at games that aren't designed for absolute children. He might have purchased it because some faggot furry blue checkmark on twitter posted about it, or some orbiter would send him a steam key or something. However, he would immiedately give up. The retard had trouble beating up NPC's in easy mode in smash and SC.. there's no way he'd complete ER. He wouldn't even make it to Margit.
 
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Ophelia said:
Chris is a niche interest, folks. Hardly anyone in real life knows who he is and finding a jury wouldn’t be difficult (not that they’ll need to since a plea deal is likely).

A brief mention on Fox by a host who gets his name wrong isn’t fame.
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True, but this is Chris. If he was out on bail and saw this, for sure he'd retweet it. Among his delusions, he still views himself as a big time celeb, not a lolcow.
 
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