Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think the CWC "happy place" is a land of toys, with favorite cartoon characters - like sanic-style hedgehogs - over which Chris reigns with absolute power as if all others there are toys. In other words, "CWCville" before trolling started interfering with it.

Yup, real low IQ stuff.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Yup, real low IQ stuff.

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Exactly, and just based on the functioning of someone with an IQ of 66, who had a girlfriend and could still go out and get menial jobs despite coming from money, Chris has to be pretty fucking low on the IQ spectrum. Insanely high IQs are only common in true savants, btw, which is exceedingly rare.

I wonder if Chris instead of trooning out just lost a bunch of weight he’d have got a girlfriend?

I‘d suggest lose weight and regularly exercise but that’d be up there in likelihood as Chris getting a job.

 

[Ophelia]

I wonder if Chris instead of trooning out just lost a bunch of weight he’d have got a girlfriend?

I‘d suggest lose weight and regularly exercise but that’d be up there in likelihood as Chris getting a job.

His weight was not his biggest (heh) problem in that department. He’s clingy, had bad hygiene, is very boring to listen to when he’s sperging, doesn’t care about other people as people, is a narcissist, is very stupid. Fat dudes who are intelligent, charming, can carry on a conversation, dress appropriately, shower, and truly give a damn about others get laid, get relationships, get married. (Money helps)

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

I think one theory is he took a bunch of remedial classes because everyone knew there was no way he was getting into a four year college. Then from what was dug out of his trash, it seemed like a lot of teachers passed him just to be rid of him.

I wonder if Chris instead of trooning out just lost a bunch of weight he’d have got a girlfriend?

I‘d suggest lose weight and regularly exercise but that’d be up there in likelihood as Chris getting a job.

I don’t think Chris was that fat. I think it was more he was overweight and then had a weird distribution of fat (like multiple chins and gunt but then weird stick limbs.) The fat thing was mostly a way to drive him to hysterics in videos and to mock the way he was depicted in his comics.

There are a lot more off-putting physical and personality traits that sent ladies running in the other direction.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Where did the 'ween' term come from?

The true origin came from a 2010 Lolcow named Darksidered. “Weening” as it’s termed, even originated when trolls visited his house in Spokane Washington that Halloween. He was basically Chris but more cognitive yet just as arrogant. They trolled him into flying from Spokane to New York City.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe he took a bunch of easy blow-off classes like art or gym and was able to bring up his GPA enough to qualify for honor roll?

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

Have you seen the stuff they dug out of the trash? No way Bob was that stupid. That was the work of a true retard.

I don’t think Chris was that fat. I think it was more he was overweight and then had a weird distribution of fat (like multiple chins and gunt but then weird stick limbs.) The fat thing was mostly a way to drive him to hysterics in videos and to mock the way he was depicted in his comics.

There are a lot more off-putting physical and personality traits that sent ladies running in the other direction.

His wardrobe didn't help either. He kept jamming himself into too small shirts and pants that accentuated his gut. Even as a tranny he still wears too small tops and skirts that let his gut spill over. If he wore XXL shirts and size 42 pants he wouldn't have looked as bad like he did in 2010 when he wore loose simple shirts in a few videos. Its funny that his one size fits all prison jumpsuit is probably the most flattering thing he's worn in years.

What I really wonder about his weight is why it sort of capped at the 220 area. From the time he was discovered in 2007 to his arrest for fucking his Mom he kind of stayed the same weight even though for 14 years he spent most of his time sitting on his ass eating fast food and TV dinners. Its kind of odd that he didn't balloon up even more with his shit lifestyle.

 

[TayandYou]

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

Bob didn't do Chris's homework when he was in PVCC, some dude on here remembered him telling Kacey on a call that Bob did all the "brainwork" for changing majors and misinterpreted it as Bob doing all of his homework.

• Chris said he was "there to learn" while Bob did the "brainwork", so the "brainwork" he was referring to was not part of the curriculum and most likely administrative things
• Chris has also used the word "homework" in other Kacey calls and elsewhere, it's not a CWC-ism for homework
• Chris mentioned he failed a class by CADD Chef, which would not have happened if Bob was doing all the work for him
• And lastly we have Chris's homework from when he was in PVCC, and it was dogshit

 

[Ophelia]

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe they gave it to him thinking it was encouraging and nice even though he didn’t earn it. Never do this. It’s not kind.

What I really wonder about his weight is why it sort of capped at the 220 area. From the time he was discovered in 2007 to his arrest for fucking his Mom he kind of stayed the same weight even though for 14 years he spent most of his time sitting on his ass eating fast food and TV dinners. Its kind of odd that he didn't balloon up even more with his shit lifestyle.

That’s how weight works for a lot of people. You don’t just grow and grow and grow. You hit a limit and your body settles in. Unfortunately, getting thinner sometimes works that way too.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

I went to what I think was a very typical high school in a roughly similar timeframe and I'm not surprised at all about the honor roll. There were different distinctions but 'honor roll' covered quite a wide range of levels of performance. It was so much the case that I remember a friend being mortified that they made them go up on stage and be recognized for making the 'regular' honor roll, highlighting that they weren't on the 'real' honor roll.

 

[Gfkldsl]

So is barb dead? Nobody has seen her or heard from her for months from what I can tell. Who thinks she kicked the bucket, Chris found out and tried to hurt himself and that's why they moved him, because he would be considered not fit to stand trial at the moment. I feel like it's plausible

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

So is barb dead? Nobody has seen her or heard from her for months from what I can tell. Who thinks she kicked the bucket, Chris found out and tried to hurt himself and that's why they moved him, because he would be considered not fit to stand trial at the moment. I feel like it's plausible

Well I guess it is entirely possible that she has actually died and we just don't know about it (very unlikely), but that's just all speculation at this point since we have really nothing solid to go off, nothing in the legal process has really hinted at where she currently is either.

The field agents (more or less weens as people would put it when you look at what they do) haven't really been able to get any sort of concrete proof about the current situation of the house, only very small parts that don't give us a strong lead, since they're apparently too afraid to knock on the door (except for one but that was about a week after the motherfucking saga) or film anything around the house or windows to get an insight in what it looks like, they treat it like it's a fucking tourist destination, taking a bunch of selfies and posting it on the internet for reddit karma. What we can gather is that Barb probably isn't there right now, but who knows if she plans to return, potentially sell the house or the bank swipes it out from under her since she could not be paying it off anymore.

The common consensus around here is that Barb's sister Harriet may have gone to the house at some point to take care of her, but then the house has had some things removed or thrown out and it appears as if no one's home anymore, so who knows if Barb is with her sister currently or if she is in some type of care facility.

If you want to know about someone's date of death, a member of the family can contact the Virginia Department of Health for an official certificate if they want to know, or even the Green County can be pestered if you inquire (If you're not a member of the immediate family you might have to pay a fee, but you could still find out that way).

Otherwise we would just have to wait for some Probate to take place, but that normally isn't public once a person dies and we'd need to keep track of the estate when the time comes, some forum user probably will the moment that happens but it could potentially take years to go through.

 

[Ducky]

So is barb dead? Nobody has seen her or heard from her for months from what I can tell. Who thinks she kicked the bucket, Chris found out and tried to hurt himself and that's why they moved him, because he would be considered not fit to stand trial at the moment. I feel like it's plausible

its not always a reliable source of info, but as far as I'm aware no obituaries in her name have been published online, and I don't think that anyone is able to get a solid answer for this- all things considered.

"Details regarding the circumstances that led to this, or where he has been transferred to are not known, but it's likely that Chris was sent to some form of hospital. This could be due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, or as a consequence of a violent outburst or other such altercation with staff or inmates." - from the CWCki on the Jail Saga page, under 'Transfer'.

Its likely that considering Chris' delusions of being Jesus Christ, the transfer could have been a competency issue.
There's no scenario in my mind where Chris is able to present himself as mentally sound to the justice system without intensive mental care before hand- which in VA is a tough order to fill since mental health institutions are no longer accepting new patients (though 8 months ago, I still find it relevant).
VA's Mental institutions are such violent environments, it led to employees resigning, thus less staff, and bringing up the idea to close doors to try and handle the already out of control facility.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

Maybe Chris didn't get on the honour roll. We only have his word for it, and we all know how unreliable that can be.

And Chris did his own homework. I again refer you to his essay on Japan's involvement in WWII. If Bob had written that, then I'd be more worried about his mental state than Chris's.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe Chris didn't get on the honour roll. We only have his word for it, and we all know how unreliable that can be.

"The white stole says Chris made the honor roll, but the slack-jawed stare says so much more." - CWCki on a graduation photo

So it's pretty certain he made honor roll. I guess Chris got lucky and had a semester of easy classes. Also he was more active.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I still don't know how Chris managed to get on the honor roll.

Maybe Bob did Chris' homework, just like when Chris was in PVCC?

If he got the honor roll I am assuming either he got a class where the teacher just passed him on the tard curve, or it was a pity award. (My old school would do that for the special ed class every semester so I assume other schools would too)

So is barb dead? Nobody has seen her or heard from her for months from what I can tell. Who thinks she kicked the bucket, Chris found out and tried to hurt himself and that's why they moved him, because he would be considered not fit to stand trial at the moment. I feel like it's plausible

I think if she died someone here would have blabbered about it, even if it was just an obituary. Last of what was heard was her just in her house, not sure if she lives alone or with a family member but thats all the confirmable info we have.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Did we ever find out what happened to the troll behind Ivy? We seem to know at least a little bit about what happened afterwards to every troll at the forefront of the major sagas, but that one seemed to slip away pretty clean.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

Did we ever find out what happened to the troll behind Ivy? We seem to know at least a little bit about what happened afterwards to every troll at the forefront of the major sagas, but that one seemed to slip away pretty clean.

Some just slip away, not every troll is doxxed, if you want to know what happens to them after you can most of the time just search their names and or addresses. We also don't know of every troll ever, most likely some of them only talked with Chris once or never even made contact but participated in larger troll groups.

 

[furniture0]

I agree with Chris on Sonic's arm color.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Speaking of which, a more classic question, If any of the old 2000’s trolls could see Chris now face to face, what do you think they’d say to him?