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Strange Wilderness said:
If you're talking Bubba raping him when he drops the soap, no. He was kept in isolation and showered alone. No chance of him being someones bitch. If you're talking the legal system fucking Chris, also no. They're the ones giving him access to mental healthcare and housing when he gets out, something Chris has needed for years but his parents and himself always resisted. Only sex Chris got in prison was jerking off his crooked duck to thoughts of a nude Barb.
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Why I'm reminded of spergfox. Stinky Chris that smells like shit gets showered like a animal. Prison guards won't put up with his bullshit.
 
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Guinan's hats said:
We don't know for sure where Chris actually is right now, right? Beyond speculation about him being in Western State or whatever?

Is this the longest we've gone without actually knowing Chris's whereabouts in years?

It's the dark night of the soul...I feel abandoned by the goddess
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Prison, all female or a mental institution. If you want get turbo autism on, search entire state for mental institutions, prisons and tard wrangling centrals.

I wouldn't suggest it, that just a waste of time, even moreso if Chris is shipped out of state, considering lack of prisons that cater to retards. His striped jump suit imply prison however.
 
Strange Wilderness said:
If you're talking Bubba raping him when he drops the soap, no. He was kept in isolation and showered alone. No chance of him being someones bitch. If you're talking the legal system fucking Chris, also no. They're the ones giving him access to mental healthcare and housing when he gets out, something Chris has needed for years but his parents and himself always resisted. Only sex Chris got in prison was jerking off his crooked duck to thoughts of a nude Barb.
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Why are people so sure that he gonna get housing from the state?
 
Cockadoodle85 said:
Why are people so sure that he gonna get housing from the state?
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That new tard law that Robert Bell pushed to have implemented, probably from his previous encounter representing Barb and Chris, requires the state to TRY to find housing and assistance, but it's not mandatory and Chris can waddle away whenever he wants.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
That new tard law that Robert Bell pushed to have implemented, probably from his previous encounter representing Barb and Chris, requires the state to TRY to find housing and assistance, but it's not mandatory and Chris can waddle away whenever he wants.
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So is it like "hey tard there is a room to rent go or whatever" or something else like social housing
 
Ophelia said:
Chris is not the kind of person who can create, lead, or sustain a cult. I didn’t mean it like that. I meant the conception of suicide as an escape to greatness on another plane could appeal to Chris if he got low enough.
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No he most certainly is not, Cult Leaders of the we all die now veriaty tend to be low IQ but high on Charisma and have the gift of the gab, Chris can't pronounce a basic sentence without stopping and starting again and losing his train of thought.

CyberLemonade said:
If Chris was able to not only acquire, but also fire a gun, nothing would surprise me anymore. We're talking about a man who holds a pen like this
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Illiterate people have always been able to use fire arms, they are designed to be ergonomic for there use, writing implements are not and require some complex muscle memory to be able to use let alone legibly, what I could see Chris doing is mishandling it and shooting himself or deffening himself by shooting if off in a enclosed space and immediately dropping it.

I can't see him getting a gun from a shop but I could see him getting his hands on one through some form of after market but not black market sale.

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Trolls were never very effective at all when they used their methods in trying to get Chris to do something healthy or productive. Sure, he'd fart on a cake or fuck a PS3 but he wouldn't shower or clean his room.
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To get Chris to do something he has to have a frame of reference for it, but also one that doesnt take much effort.

If he can't see and repeat a action and if it takes too much effort he wont do it.

Hogar Grupal said:
I wonder how he would go on about it: Chris can't buy a gun and no gun store would sell to someone like Chris. Chris doesn't know how to tie a noose. My best guess is poison.
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Most people dont know who to kill themselfs, even if they do know how to perform the act, doing it is incredibly difficult we are evolved to try and stay alive for as long as possible it's why the drowning man fights for breadth even if there is no way of getting away from a sinking ship, why there is normally a emotion stiffener for millitary officers who had lost one too many battles etc.

Ophelia said:
A tantrum suicide is on the table too. Or he could stupid his way into it. Or jump from something. A failure is more likely than a success.
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This is the sort of situation I can see happening him having a moments inattention while driving, trying to run away from someone like a jerkop and going under a bus etc, or doing something really stupid in general leading to his death I can't see him intentionally killing himself even if he's learned from barb to threaten it.

thegooddoctor said:
Not trying to be an A- Log, although to be fair they’re kind of won already, but do you think Bob or Barb ever genuinely said ‘I love you’ to their son, and meant it? Like just in general or before tucking him into bed just before bedtime? Barb and Bob were hardly the most affectionate people, do you think they had a more gruff love for Chris and didn’t really believe in saying typical family phrases to each other. Choosing to not say it to him because they already knew that he knew that they ‘loved’ him unconditionally? What do people here think?
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I think when he was young until the time he left school and then became a full time resident of 14BLC they had no respite from, I think they still loved him but didn't like him - this is a bit hard to explain because Likeing someone and loving them normally go hand in hand but a parental love extends beyond normal rational things - You might love your child and not want any harm to come to them, you want to make sure they have food, a safe place to sleep and cloaths etc but you dont like them as a person so you wont go that tiny little extra mile you would for people you would normally that you love.
 
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Cockadoodle85 said:
So is it like "hey tard there is a room to rent go or whatever" or something else like social housing
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More likely is that his mental health facility stay (if he is in one) is going to try and put him a group home in addition to getting him ready for court. He needs to be more aware of his reality/situation and not yelling out and stomping his feet in court. The courts are trying to restore competency for his hearing (allegedly). The psych facility (if he is in one-which is most likely) is trying to get his outbursts under control with medication. Like @Tennis-Ball-Tony said: He can waddle way from it if he wants to do so after he is released.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
That new tard law that Robert Bell pushed to have implemented, probably from his previous encounter representing Barb and Chris, requires the state to TRY to find housing and assistance, but it's not mandatory and Chris can waddle away whenever he wants.
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He'll get kicked out anyway when the place devolves into a pig stye and there's holes in wall because Magi Chan refused to materialize and finger Chris' filthy asshole. I want to get my bucket of popcorn ready. More than likely, Chris has lost his tardbux, and the state probably won't put him on the same program when the jail decides to put him on the streets.
 
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Random thing I keep thinking to
Out of all the people I feel most bad for in Chris Chan Lore is most likely Megan, Megan had nothing to do with anything involving Chris’ upbringing, or even his online community, but unfortunately, Megan for the rest of her life will be known as the “Chris Chan Girl”, those disgusting drawings of Chris having sex with her will always surface on the internet somewhere, Chris talking about her will always be on the internet, & at the end of the day Megan was just an unlucky bystander who wanted to see a good side to Chris but paid an unseen price.

Most sympathetic side character in the Chris Chan lore hands down.
 
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