Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

If Pat ever says he actually spoke to the FBI and had a good talk, I'm assuming they need a convenient retard to run over a bunch of protesters

 

[Ophelia]

Has anyone ever sent his boilerplate text response to him?

 

[AnOminous]

If Pat ever says he actually spoke to the FBI and had a good talk, I'm assuming they need a convenient retard to run over a bunch of protesters

Or a batch of idiotic spam complaints so insane they had to see in person what kind of lunatic would have dumped such craziness on them. After that, they stamp "APPEARS MENTAL" on it and move on and add the nuttiness that continues coming in to the file.

If he actually has done anything remotely like that, he has an FBI file that could be requested under FOIA for possibly long-term amusement, because federal agencies appear to be stalling to the max ever since Obama.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

As usual, Fatrick wants it both ways. He wants all of the attention, but when he doesn't like the kind of attention he gets, he brays "stalker" like Twitter was his damn bedroom.

This is literally every cow in existence. Puts themselves out there to get attention only for it not to be the kind they want. With Patrick it is almost worse because he goes out there seeking the negative comments made about him because he constantly has to reassure himself that none are being made about him in the first place.

 

[A Sunset]

Lots of stalker oinking. He's replying to days-old insults, he might be having another manic episode:

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For some reason it made me laugh so fucking hard to see how many stalker replies he did in one day alone. Like it was normal shit, then we get to “stalker oinking” and I literally had to scroll down multiple pages of images. Fucking cracked me up. What a clown show.

don't worry pat, the fbi did listen. I'm a fed in deep cover. as part of the nation's most powerful law enforcement agency we are diverting money and manpower away from other investigations to ensure multiple non-violent tricksters are arrested for unprosecutable misdemeanors. if you ever have another personal feud in the future please call our headquarters directly and the assistant director will personally arrest anyone who disagrees with you.

I hear the FBI is going to be using their new “Tomfoolery, Tricks and Gags” division of Cybercrime to personally hunt down Pat’s cyberterrorist psychopath stalkers. These tricksters and rascals will be sentenced to be drawn and quartered for the crime of light-hearted pranks, the documentation of informational made publicly available, and imitation of a man’s toilet on Twitter in the third degree.

 

[grey area]

The only time Rick would be involved with a federal agency is when he's being placed under arrest.

He's mentally ill, stalker. He has been instructed to cease contacting his victims. Continuing to do so constitutes felony sexual harassment. Until the pepperoni is secured, do not contact his number again.

 

[Mr Moonface]

For some reason it made me laugh so fucking hard to see how many stalker replies he did in one day alone. Like it was normal shit, then we get to “stalker oinking” and I literally had to scroll down multiple pages of images. Fucking cracked me up. What a clown show.

He wasn't even done for the day. I come back hours later and there's a few pages more:



Please notice me Rick-sempai! Piggy really wants in on the Lincoln Project. We do know that he has a tendency to associate with pedophiles, he'd probably fit right in.



Piggy provides an excerpt from his current WiP. I think it's the Tiny Tim nonsense, he hasn't mentioned anything new.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I can't believe Patrick S. Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the can.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

He wasn't even done for the day. I come back hours later and there's a few pages more:

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Please notice me Rick-sempai! Piggy really wants in on the Lincoln Project. We do know that he has a tendency to associate with pedophiles, he'd probably fit right in.

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Piggy provides an excerpt from his current WiP. I think it's the Tiny Tim nonsense, he hasn't mentioned anything new.

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What is this, amateur hour at Creative Writing 101? Very few things worse than some monologuing faggot Gary/Mary Stu explaining the history of the world to whatever strawman villain got pulled out of Fat Pat's gaping shit cavern most recently.

Taking bets - is the villians name...
A. Quazee
B. Laws Eye
C. Brace Hedge
D. Ben Flapiro
E. Bone Macbonald

 

[artilleryfroth]

What is this, amateur hour at Creative Writing 101? Very few things worse than some monologuing faggot Gary/Mary Stu explaining the history of the world to whatever strawman villain got pulled out of Fat Pat's gaping shit cavern most recently.

Taking bets - is the villians name...
A. Quazee
B. Laws Eye
C. Brace Hedge
D. Ben Flapiro
E. Bone Macbonald

Ned Booze
Pucker Fartson
Splat Bolsh

Can I have a publishing contract now?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Piggy provides an excerpt from his current WiP. I think it's the Tiny Tim nonsense, he hasn't mentioned anything new.

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God his writing style's so fucking bad. He wants every sentence to have that concise, powerful impact that he's seen in movie dialogue, you know those scenes where one character stands up or whatever and BTFOs the villain with FACTS and LOGIC? Where they're usually speaking relatively quietly, but their volume increases as the btfometer goes up. But piggy doesn't have the talent to pull that sort of dialogue off (most writers don't to be fair) and it just comes across as extremely reddit. This reads like something I would read on a creative writing sub that a college freshman would write and think is soooo good.

 

[Ophelia]

God his writing style's so fucking bad. He wants every sentence to have that concise, powerful impact that he's seen in movie dialogue, you know those scenes where one character stands up or whatever and BTFOs the villain with FACTS and LOGIC? Where they're usually speaking relatively quietly, but their volume increases as the btfometer goes up. But piggy doesn't have the talent to pull that sort of dialogue off (most writers don't to be fair) and it just comes across as extremely reddit. This reads like something I would read on a creative writing sub that a college freshman would write and think is soooo good.

And he’s so proud of it! It’s embarrassing high school writing class bad and he’s sharing it! In public! On purpose!

 

[whore loving dragon]

God his writing style's so fucking bad. He wants every sentence to have that concise, powerful impact that he's seen in movie dialogue, you know those scenes where one character stands up or whatever and BTFOs the villain with FACTS and LOGIC? Where they're usually speaking relatively quietly, but their volume increases as the btfometer goes up. But piggy doesn't have the talent to pull that sort of dialogue off (most writers don't to be fair) and it just comes across as extremely reddit. This reads like something I would read on a creative writing sub that a college freshman would write and think is soooo good.

Writers write about what they want in their lives. You can see this pattern under various levels of disguise all the way from fanfiction to professional writing.
It's clear both from Patrick's writing and his Tweets (which are his more impressive writings IMO) that he badly wants to be intimidating.

It's this permachild thing autists sometimes have where they feel miserably under-equipped for dealing with social problems, so they try to scare them away. As a child this sometimes works, which can set a lifelong habit which persists long past the age where it stopped working. Patrick has trouble understanding why the mean people on Twitter are not afraid of him no matter how much he tweets about lifting weights and shooting guns.

 

[MilkThePig]

I can't believe Patrick S. Tomlinson eats dog food straight from the can.

Nyum nyum nyum sounds like he has dog food in his mouth, little baby child.

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Piggy is ramping up the victim nonsense again:

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He is the biggest baby. By his own telling here, the cumulation of the crimes against him are:
- People sending him mean texts and tweets
- A drunk idiot showing up to his local bar and sending him mean texts
- Someone writing sharpie on his things using suspiciously gay handwriting

Now to be fair to Patrick, getting the police called on you can be scary, especially when you're a pig yourself. Let's figure out the details of the SWAT incident, maybe Pat can garner some rare sympathy points here.


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By his own admission, twice in the last month, they simply "tried" to do this. They "nearly" succeeded. So, which is it Pat?

 

[Underworld Goth Vibes]

By his own admission, twice in the last month, they simply "tried" to do this. They "nearly" succeeded. So, which is it Pat?

Fatrick has to move the goal posts, otherwise he wouldn’t fit inside as goalie. Because he is fat.

 

[instythot]

Has anyone ever sent his boilerplate text response to him?

Boomia or SpaceEdge started in the last few days and they both have a way of getting under pigskin that nobody else even comes close to. Check lit crit for recent threads from covidcumia or SpaceEdge for a man losing his mind over text messages

Please notice me Rick-sempai! Piggy really wants in on the Lincoln Project. We do know that he has a tendency to associate with pedophiles, he'd probably fit right in.

They're both easily trolled too. Rick Wilson famously repeated "exclusive inside information" sent to him from 4chan during a cnn interview

What is this, amateur hour at Creative Writing 101? Very few things worse than some monologuing faggot Gary/Mary Stu explaining the history of the world to whatever strawman villain got pulled out of Fat Pat's gaping shit cavern most recently.

Taking bets - is the villians name...
A. Quazee
B. Laws Eye
C. Brace Hedge
D. Ben Flapiro
E. Bone Macbonald

If Fat Tits had any decency, he'd let Norm rest in peace and just enjoy some "he was a real jerk" punchline on YouTube

I am excited, however, to see that Fatty seems to be openly courting furries in his new writing sample. If he finishes whatever this shit is, he may also go pro zoo since he can't resist adding sex scenes to his horseshit

He's said he can only work on one book at a time right? Very bizarre direction to be taking a sequel to A Christmas Carol that nobody wanted in

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Why does Patrick think anybody wants to hurt him? We're his only friends. I mean we don't like him very much, or at all really, but those are the kind of friends a guy like Patrick makes. He should be thankful for us, and doubly so for the pests. It's the closest thing he'll ever know to kinship.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

I've been seeing some really great custom characters in the newest WWE video game, including Ethan Ralph and Nikacado. Has anyone made a Fatrick Sean Thomas character yet? I'm not into wrestling games but surely someone can help us out? Attaching Da Gunt's character model for reference.

 

[Reverend]

Why does Patrick think anybody wants to hurt him? We're his only friends. I mean we don't like him very much, or at all really, but those are the kind of friends a guy like Patrick makes. He should be thankful for us, and doubly so for the pests. It's the closest thing he'll ever know to kinship.

He's feeding the trolls because that's how he proves he has worth/validation. He has nothing else going on in his life. His kid is gone, he's failed at multiple law suits, what does he do for work again(?), he is out of shape and unhealthy, his life is pure shit.

Without the "stalkers" on twitter he would fade away into nothing and his dopamine hits would stop, this is a guy who if it wasn't for twitter would work as a high school janitor as he has nothing else going for him.