FB 12/21 - Chris on Amazon Wishlists and donating a PS4

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Ravenor said:
"Smells Like Ween Spirit"
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Radiohead's response:

You were trolling Chris Chan,
I couldn’t even make him sigh.
You were making sagas
While I yelled “Julaaaaay”

You brought out the laughter
Under lucricities rage
You’re so fucking Cash-tier.
I wish I was Cash-tier.

But I’m a ween
I’m an A-Log.
Where the hell is my pickle meme?
I don’t belong here.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
People are welcome to tell him they're donating to charity in my name instead, if that would work better.

I just want disadvantaged children to be happy this holiday.
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You're a good man, Alec Benson Leary!

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LazarusOwenhart said:
So wait, when you purchase something from Amazon on somebody elses wishlist who receives the tracking notifications? Cos I'm assuming that the purchaser and the reciever both get some sort of notice on their order tracking page that tells them the item is dispatched and due for delivery. To be honest at this point people buying expensive shit for Chris doesn't surprise me. A lot of people these days are oh so keen to burn money so pouring into the black hole that is Chris isn't exactly top of the list of stupid things people do to throw away money. I'm pretty much ready to declare Chris a master troll. He's managed to put himself in a situation where hoards of people will gladly pay him money for cobbled together shit he's made and will (potentially) buy him PS4s and shit. Sure he still does embarrassing shit and we like to laugh, but that just makes him the Paris Hilton of trolls.
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Chris isn't getting anything from his wishlist. Everyone selected "buy somewhere else" which is an option to remove it from the wishlist without it being purchased. No way in hell would anyone be stupid/pathetic enough to actually send him incredibly expensive Lego sets that he doesn't need.
 
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I'm guessing Chris sucked in his gut and stuck out his chest for those measurements.
 
Sonic Rainboom said:
I bought the shirt because I thought it'd be funny. I was genuinely surprised how much Chris liked it. Perhaps this will inspire a new fashion trend.

The video went up within an hour of Chris getting the package. Chris's enthusiasm over getting a shirt might imply something about what else Chris has (or hasn't) received lately.
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I'm sure you'll succeed if you try to troll him for the 3rd time.
 
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Can somebody ask Chris to list his charitable donations and what gifts he's gotten for his "friends"? I mean, for all that he's asking he must be a very generous person himself! :)
 
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animedad said:
Chris isn't getting anything from his wishlist. Everyone selected "buy somewhere else" which is an option to remove it from the wishlist without it being purchased. No way in hell would anyone be stupid/pathetic enough to actually send him incredibly expensive Lego sets that he doesn't need.
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Didn't some sped from here send him $1000?
 
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animedad said:
Chris isn't getting anything from his wishlist. Everyone selected "buy somewhere else" which is an option to remove it from the wishlist without it being purchased. No way in hell would anyone be stupid/pathetic enough to actually send him incredibly expensive Lego sets that he doesn't need.
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Dude people have spent tons of money on him before following the logic of "Huur duuuuuur I'ma send him thousands of dollars worth of stuff and people I don't know except on the internet will think I'm EPIIIIIIIIC!???!???!??!??!?"
 
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LazarusOwenhart said:
Dude people have spent tons of money on him before following the logic of "Huur duuuuuur I'ma send him thousands of dollars worth of stuff and people I don't know except on the internet will think I'm EPIIIIIIIIC!???!???!??!??!?"
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I don't know why people think that will happen since the near universal response is to consider them spectacularly retarded.
 
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AnOminous said:
I don't know why people think that will happen since the near universal response is to consider them spectacularly retarded.
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Never underestimate the infinite power of human stupidity and desperation. I;m sure that the logic runs "If I buy him shit he'll like me then I'll be in his inner circle. Then I can find out all sorts of juicy details and post them to the farms and just be awesome!" They forget that Chris gives zero shits how he gets his plastic crap and would gladly sell his own mother for vidya if he thought anyone would buy her so accepting a gift from a stranger without as much as a thank you is pretty much par for the course with him.
 
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