FB 12/21 - Chris on Amazon Wishlists and donating a PS4

[Peace and Harmony]

Nice meme bust!

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I can't blame anyone in the slightest for getting upset about weenies giving Christian free, expensive luxuries. This man doesn't deserve food, let alone toys.

 

[bradsternum]

Smells like ween spirit.

 

[Ravenor]

Smells like ween spirit.

You made me do this.

"Smells Like Ween Spirit"

Load up on memes, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to play pretend
Barbs over bored and self assured
Oh no, a pair of dirty craped briefs

Hello, hello, hello, how low? [x3]
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
There you are now, entertain us
He's so stupid and looks contagious
Here we are now, entertain us fatboy
A retardo
An tomgirl
A mosquito bit tit
His libido
Humm yeah

He's worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been autistic
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low? [x3]
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
There you are now, entertain us
He's so stupid and looks contagious
Here we are now, entertain us fatboy
A retardo
An tomgirl
A mosquito bit tit
His libido
Humm yeah

And I forget just why he taste's his navy
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to be original
Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hello, hello, hello, how low? [x3]
Hello, hello, hello!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
There you are now, entertain us
He's so stupid and looks contagious
Here we are now, entertain us fatboy
A retardo
An tomgirl
A mosquito bit tit
His libido
Humm yeah

JULAYYYYYY [x9]

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I hope Chris has a nice Christmas.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I dunno about a PS4.

I think Chris would appreciate a Xbox One more.

 

[Dain Bramage]

With all the loot Chris is allegedly getting delivered to him, what are the chances that some Porch Pirates will show up and swipe it away?

Yep. Chris gets nuthin for Christmas, and he blames it all on Porch Pirates stealing it all. Calling it now.

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

Here's my list if anyone is feeling generous.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

Thanks for buying him a shirt. Given the frequency we saw in his wardrobe he certainly needed more.... or he's really lazy and never does laundry.

I bought the shirt because I thought it'd be funny. I was genuinely surprised how much Chris liked it. Perhaps this will inspire a new fashion trend.

The video went up within an hour of Chris getting the package. Chris's enthusiasm over getting a shirt might imply something about what else Chris has (or hasn't) received lately.

 

[Lipitor]

I bought the shirt because I thought it'd be funny. I was genuinely surprised how much Chris liked it. Perhaps this will inspire a new fashion trend.

The video went up within an hour of Chris getting the package. Chris's enthusiasm over getting a shirt might imply something about what else Chris has (or hasn't) received lately.

Where did you even find adult sized MLP shirts? What size is he wearing?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Where did you even find adult sized MLP shirts?

The world is a dark, dark place, Lipitor.

 

[Sonic Rainboom]

Where did you even find adult sized MLP shirts? What size is he wearing?

http://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Juniors-Turquoise/dp/B00AFHP2OC

It's an X-Large, but still... I was surprised.

 

[Dain Bramage]

I bought the shirt because I thought it'd be funny. I was genuinely surprised how much Chris liked it. Perhaps this will inspire a new fashion trend.

And Chris hasn't gotten the hint about the blue arms. Priceless!

Where did you even find adult sized MLP shirts?

You've just arrived on Earth a few hours ago, didn't you?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Here's my list if anyone is feeling generous.

TIL: $6,000 Lego sets are a thing.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think people should just give the gifts to charity in his name and tell him about it.

 

[Holdek]

I think people should just give the gifts to charity in his name and tell him about it.

"Hmm. While I appreciate the good gifts of charity in my name, cash donations Directly to me are Most preferred."

 

[January Cyst]

I think people should just give the gifts to charity in his name and tell him about it.

It is already to late, but next christmas everyone could donate $5 in honour of Chris to a charity and send him the receipt via mail.
I'm sure he will be happy to know that he has spread christmas cheer.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think people should just give the gifts to charity in his name and tell him about it.

 

[Mason Verger]

All of this donating in Chris's name just to irk him slightly is how the religion starts. In 800 years, future theologians will discuss this C-mas as the birth of ChrisChanity..

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Where did you even find adult sized MLP shirts? What size is he wearing?

Are you kidding? They know enough of their audience is obese adult losers to make it worth the manufacturing costs.