FB 12/21 - Chris on Amazon Wishlists and donating a PS4

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If I remember correctly from a book I read, there's a disturbingly high probability that you'll be killed by a relative during the holiday seasons. I'm pretty sure that's not safe!
 
Every year Chris gets us the gift of people getting genuinely angry at the very idea that he might get something for Christmas. Discussion rage is second only to Chris rage in cringey entertainment value.
Then buy him the PS4! People will get so mad!

I like how he was careful to omit the Lego sets when he mentioned which of the duplicate gifts he'd give to charity. He'd like to keep all of those Legos for himself.
I mean like you can use the lego sets for their pieces to build dumb sonichu stuff. So there is some value and keeping them. Why did I just defend that.
 
He had this as one of his highest priority items:

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Is this the Megatron pistol? I wonder if this means the one Chris had was damaged in the fire.

If anyone wants to see what the wishlist had on it, here's some screenshots:

Hes way to thick to understand Xenoblade Chronicles X. Also two complete DVDs of Are You Being Served?
 
So wait, when you purchase something from Amazon on somebody elses wishlist who receives the tracking notifications? Cos I'm assuming that the purchaser and the reciever both get some sort of notice on their order tracking page that tells them the item is dispatched and due for delivery. To be honest at this point people buying expensive shit for Chris doesn't surprise me. A lot of people these days are oh so keen to burn money so pouring into the black hole that is Chris isn't exactly top of the list of stupid things people do to throw away money. I'm pretty much ready to declare Chris a master troll. He's managed to put himself in a situation where hoards of people will gladly pay him money for cobbled together shit he's made and will (potentially) buy him PS4s and shit. Sure he still does embarrassing shit and we like to laugh, but that just makes him the Paris Hilton of trolls.
 
Chris getting a PS4 might lead him to produce some content since the PS4 has streaming capabilities and whoever's pulling Chris' strings currently could goad them towards Chris streaming games every once in a while. However to any prospective ruseman considering donations : You will not get the bang for your :tugboat: if you donate towards that.

But I wouldn't be upset if he did get a PS4 as opposed to like 4 Lego sets we wouldn't see any online content from Chris of.
 
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Just took a look at that wishlist. If Chris isn't the only person in existence who'd admit to wanting the box set of Filmation's Ghostbusters where anyone else could see it, he's definitely the only one who'd list it as a high-priority item, over and above the not-completely-rubbish Ghostbusters collection. Somehow, I doubt he balked at the second set's $100+ price tag. I thought the entire point of wishlists was to ensure you didn't get similarly-named garbage items from well-meaning relatives? Ow, my axels.

EDIT: Just got online on my computer to add the image to my post and dear God, it's volume two.
 
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