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Blackhole Vulpis/Neptune Tempest whatever appears to still be there, I think one of the field FTMs? Currently grifting by trying to sell beadwork
which is an irony given they're supposedly a charity raising money for the Lakota.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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which is an irony given they're supposedly a charity raising money for the Lakota.
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"Fits small to medium writst" and this is a FtM. No way it is going to fit the target audience of this shit, hulking MtFs.
Also nice job with the bead bracelets. Not to stereotype but when I was at school and that shit was the new fad it sure as shit weren't the males making them.
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Right, that’s Jarod’s gf isn’t it?
She does not appear to be doing well, total skitzoposting into the void.
Is she helping with the drywalling or left on her own all day?
Wellness check please.
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I mean it is a mentally unwell female, vague posting into the void and cutting for attention are par for the course.
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Agree that it's a very feminine hobby, but back when scoobies were all the rage when I was in primary school my dad got weirdly into it and made bracelets for us all, it was weirdly wholesome.
The tranch is giving me Tiger King vibes at this point. Whoever gets the property is gonna be digging up the dirt to plant a tree or something and find a mass alpaca grave.
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Olivia finally died. On the bright side we have a new exploitable meme.
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Penny has been up for two days straight by now btw
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> alpaca dies
> still makes it about himself by posting a selfie of his ghoulish lipless face, in true narc troon fashion.
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Wow, only 35 bucks for something I could make with a room temp IQ level and 2 dollars in materials from the local craft store? Where do I get mine???
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Choice of materials seems weird to me, too.
They live on a "working" alpaca "farm." Why not make something with alpaca wool? Don't even have to learn to knit the alpaca rope they sell; she could easily needle felt from roving and contribute to/piggyback off of the Tranch's brand.
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They offloaded all their stock on some poor injuns as a tax write off or some bullshit. They even left orders unfulfilled to give away all the stock. It was a really strange move that I don't think we ever had a good theory for.
Like apparently it was Paul telling everyone their orders wouldn't be coming and that was after he'd moved with the borderline pussy. I wonder if Paul was the only one with control over the store and the accounts the payments went to so Phil went nuclear and gave the lot away to make sure no one gets the money.
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I remember reading somewhere upthread that they get their estrogen for free from the state of Colorado. Maybe I am misremembering.
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All their yarn is out of stock (after the aforementioned giving to the injuns) but other things are showing in stock.
Thing is you open any of them and you get "our store is not currently taking orders"
Even their quarz which it wasn't even that long ago they were shilling it
Given their zero revenue from their supposed primary activity there is definitely something going on here.
I think even Phil has woken up to the viability of the tranch and is winding it down. That would explain the ancillary troons leaving (being told it's time to move on), the outside employment as subpar contractors and the relative silence on the tranch twitter (it just seems to retreat the occasional Phil post).
Thing is you open any of them and you get "our store is not currently taking orders"
Even their quarz which it wasn't even that long ago they were shilling it
Given their zero revenue from their supposed primary activity there is definitely something going on here.
I think even Phil has woken up to the viability of the tranch and is winding it down. That would explain the ancillary troons leaving (being told it's time to move on), the outside employment as subpar contractors and the relative silence on the tranch twitter (it just seems to retreat the occasional Phil post).
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Not with a bang, but a whimper…
…and possibly an off-her-meds FTM carving the shit out of herself in the camper shell out back.
…and possibly an off-her-meds FTM carving the shit out of herself in the camper shell out back.
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Could it just be the Etsy strike?
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They haven’t been on Etsy for a while now and Bonnie seems to have the keys to everything relating to sales. Denver’s only toddler Quariwarmi was able to see that at one point, they only had nine dollars in the account.
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To be more specific this particular brand of bead bracelet is a raver kid thing. You make and wear kandi to trade with other ravers blah blah plur scene shit. The tranchhand is probably too high all the time to realize how utterly embarassing it is to be making kandi as a a 20something and trying to sell it as some kinda artisan craft, cause thats some macaroni picture level shit thats ugly as fuck to anyone who isnt a 15 year old high on molly.
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Would you really trust them to kill, butcher and cook an alpaca?
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I wouldn't trust this bunch to perform ritual suicide.
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I like to be as generous as possible when it comes to cows, giving them the most I can in terms of judging their capabilities. Doing so I can say this:
No one on the TUR is smart, but not all of them are dumb. Phil is a case of not quite so dumb to be incapable of knowing an exit plan is needed. He's likely coming up with one. I suspect he'll follow a pretty standard woke playbook plan as well:
No one on the TUR is smart, but not all of them are dumb. Phil is a case of not quite so dumb to be incapable of knowing an exit plan is needed. He's likely coming up with one. I suspect he'll follow a pretty standard woke playbook plan as well:
- Destroy as much of the tranch covertly as possible. Such as suggesting it's time to move on to other members of the tranch and simply not do the extra work needed to keep it on life support so it shrivels and dies.
- Leave the tranch taking is loyal followers with him. He's the cult leader, if any factions exist that we can't see, one of them is centered around him.
- Do a big "tell all" throwing Sky, Micro-Boner, and anyone else he needs to under the bus while saddling them with all guilt and expenses of the failed tranch.
- Start discussing the good he did, the work he did, and the role he planned, playing up any and all success he can as to being due to him, while burying any other success he can't take credit for as not existing while done playing any failures on his part as well as the role those outside his chosen circle of loyalist had upon the few successes of the tranch.
- Begin a new grift, something smaller and more focused. Something scalable so he faces less risk if it goes to hell as he's already saddled all previous consequences upon Sky, Micro-Boner and friends.
- Build Tranch 2.0 around himself.
- Fail.
- Repeat, but as one of the scape goats as someone else does all this to him.
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Excellent. I just wonder where the documentary fits in to all this.
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Judging by the lack of updates and progress, nowhere; I don't think it can be spun/re-edited enough to fit the current narrative, whatever it might be. I don't really see a leak as a possibility either - Gash must keep a tight ship of Flavor-Aid drinkers considering he's a popular furtroon, and those communities always protect their own as we've seen time and time again with such upstanding members like Kero, Doug Spink, or Johnny Yaniv.