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Even if he had a hammer he could have done it with only a little more manual work. He's got the weirdest lack of masculine life skills.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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That fence was in terrible shape. He might have really built a project exposed to the elements without using pressure treated wood. Also proof that Pat is smarter than all of us, right?
Are you suggesting that Pat is a woman? I mean, it would explain his oversensitivity, social media addiction and selfies
Gigasneed
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Maldron the Assassin
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It's really Quasi's fence when you think about it.
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2014 Pat opens up about his eating habits for lunch and upcoming rapid weight gain
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Not only did Patrick meet this life goal, he far exceeded it.
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New selfie of piggy and his sow:
Looks like his gym equipment is still gathering dust in his attic.
Another fence update.
More denials about losing the lawsuit:
The rest of the stalker oinking:
Looks like his gym equipment is still gathering dust in his attic.
Another fence update.
More denials about losing the lawsuit:
The rest of the stalker oinking:
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Patrick once again feeding the trolls. Also, he's fat.
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I hope for the fence's sake that fat tits is using a fisheye effect or something on the photo, because a certain professional author sure has trouble recognizing when a situation can be described with the word "level" if he hasn't
Seeing barfyman get so much reaction out of Pat always brings a smile to this Norm enjoyer's face
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It looks like he just dug holes, threw in some posts and filled them back in with dirt. Its going to topple over.
This fucking cunt, harping on about a morning's work like he's been out toiling in the fields. It's only four fence posts. You didn't "forget how much digging post holes sucks" you fat poofter, you've just never done it before and have spindly little twig arms, so what is actually a very mildly strenuous couple hours of work for most normal men seems like a heroic feat for mama ravens special tough smart and handsome boy.
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I don't know if anyone in this thread has mentioned it or not but Patrick here is so large he could have his own gravity well. Will he be covering how one might escape his girthy gravity well in his session on propulsion technology at penguicon?
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Reminder: he considers himself a professional comedy writer (stand up and humour led books)
I don’t watch any super hero stuff but I’m quite certain this would still be completely devoid of funny either way. It’s not even funny in a meta ironic way because it’s so bad. It’s just painfully embarrassing.
I don’t watch any super hero stuff but I’m quite certain this would still be completely devoid of funny either way. It’s not even funny in a meta ironic way because it’s so bad. It’s just painfully embarrassing.
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Yeah, I'm sure they'd use the word "fucking" in a Marvel movie. Good one, Pat.
Maldron the Assassin
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I gotta admit, this is the stereotypical tripe I expect from brain dead comic book movies.
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Even I, who has watched a total of three marvel movies, would immediately wonder why Thor is dealing with a Norwegian government agency when he's trying to enter Asgard. Just a simple proofread before pressing send is all it takes to write significantly less shittily
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On the topic of Patrick VS Moviebob, I will begrudgingly give one point in Pat's favor: He has demonstrably managed to have sex at least once. I would be shocked if Bob ever has.
... then again, I'm also pretty shocked that Pat could get it up with his diabetes and all. He's fat, is what I'm sayin'.
... then again, I'm also pretty shocked that Pat could get it up with his diabetes and all. He's fat, is what I'm sayin'.
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Yeah he has the exact sense of humor as the retards they have writing that drivel already. I completely agree with him for once, Marvel would write dialogue that trite.
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Mother Raven's special piggy is above manual labor. That's why he quit Target after six grueling hours of employment (A, L).
He had to hire someone with his wife's mother's money to remove a bonsai tree stump and root system from his wife's property, rather than spending 20 minutes with a hatchet and shovel to dig it out himself (A, L). He giggled fatly while recording for the 'gram, child:
When his second, depressed wife pulls herself together long enough to hire people to do work around the half-house on Facebook, he goes to Twitter and makes it sound like he did the work himself instead of day-drinking and tweeting from the fart couch:
He refuses to carry non-assembled gym equipment up two flights of small steps, again forcing his wife to hire people to do it. I think your average grown man could easily drag ~300 lbs up two flights of small steps; if not, why not open the box and take pieces up over several trips? *points at temple*
(A, L)
"We" hired piano movers...with dubious PPP funding.
He had to hire someone with his wife's mother's money to remove a bonsai tree stump and root system from his wife's property, rather than spending 20 minutes with a hatchet and shovel to dig it out himself (A, L). He giggled fatly while recording for the 'gram, child:
When his second, depressed wife pulls herself together long enough to hire people to do work around the half-house on Facebook, he goes to Twitter and makes it sound like he did the work himself instead of day-drinking and tweeting from the fart couch:
He refuses to carry non-assembled gym equipment up two flights of small steps, again forcing his wife to hire people to do it. I think your average grown man could easily drag ~300 lbs up two flights of small steps; if not, why not open the box and take pieces up over several trips? *points at temple*
(A, L)"We" hired piano movers...with dubious PPP funding.
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Remember the Men in Black cartoon? This writing is at that level.
Hey, leave Quasi’s stump alone!
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His narcissism is not going to let him admit he lost and is now on the hook for money, at least not publicly. In fact, he may even think he can still appeal and overturn the judgment.