🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Those double tiddies are magical. Meigh is a lucky horse, getting to see them daily.

 

[MeltyTW]

Lol, this is becoming the new Knoxville picture

its worse than the knoxville picture, gunt was weird and deformed sure but it looked like a deformed person and people knew what it was for the most part, gunts tits actually are no exaggeration in the slightest something out of a horror movie with unnatural body horror, people are even confused what theyre fucking looking at because it doesn't look human, all the exaggerations and jokes we made about the gunt being an alien horror are coming true i can legit imagine this imagery being evoked by lovecraft himself, its legitimately disturbing and grotesque to look at. its hellraiser-esque

I wonder if he even knew he had double flapjack gunted tits? I doubt Ralph looks at himself naked in the mirror much. His view of his tits is looking down and he may have not noticed they had Gunts. He’s a pro at denying reality after all. Sort of like how he hadn’t seen his dick since Jr High but was convinced the revenge porn didn’t do its size justice. If he can’t see it he can make up all kinds of fantasies about it.

In fact, those are not double tits, they are just his giant pecs taking a nap.

they grew in so much im legit curious if hes been taking hrt to grow them

 

[Truly Rural]

LOL driving and tweeting about his success by fact checking alogs on twitter. These tweets sound insanely tense. Having no positive engagement on his 40k followers verified twitter account really stings him. I wonder why he cherishes it so much.

 

[Pale Empress]

It's ultimately irrelevant, but these stupid political debates are unbearable, the most boring crap imaginable, especially when the "moderator" is so uninformed, uninvested, and low IQ as Ralph. IBS was fun when it was random internet weirdos or degenerate ecelebs screaming at one another (hence the best episodes lately are when Ralph melts down and hollers at the aylawgs), trying to "intellectualize" the format rarely works, as evidenced by the final days of JF era Warski Live.

In Ralph's case it's even more egregious because he just cycles through the same stable of half a dozen milquetoast gunthuggers that vomit out the same dull rhetoric.

 

[Wodanaz]

It's ultimately irrelevant, but these stupid political debates are unbearable, the most boring crap imaginable, especially when the "moderator" is so uninformed, uninvested, and low IQ as Ralph. IBS was fun when it was random internet weirdos or degenerate ecelebs screaming at one another (hence the best episodes lately are when Ralph melts down and hollers at the aylawgs), trying to "intellectualize" the format rarely works, as evidenced by the final days of JF era Warski Live.

In Ralph's case it's even more egregious because he just cycles through the same stable of half a dozen milquetoast gunthuggers that vomit out the same dull rhetoric.

Yeah, as if anyone is watching this trashfire to inform themselves on the big political issues... fucking lol.

 

[Stupid]

Master of psychology.

S/A

 

[Sprate Header]

Not a Ralph tweet, but idk where else this would go.

Augie announces an upcoming Ralph-centric stream on Cozy:

... and someone named SalvoPancakes (a commentary a-log, it looks like), replies with a really weird cope-post Twitter video:

(Link) (https://archive.ph/Sznql)

If you think Ralph having a bifurcated meat sack for a stomach is funny, or you think Ralph eating shit out of a teenager's ass is disgusting, you're actually just a nerd mad at Ralph for bullying you(? lol?). Wouldn't be surprised if Ralph asked this guy to come on the Killstream to shit on Augie et al some time in the future - with how many people Ralph is driving away lately, and with the sheer amount of Entersphere-level commentary spergs who hate Augie, it's only a matter of time before Ralph "enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend"s one of these retards onto his stream as a hail mary to try and get a win against someone for once.

EDIT: lol

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Not a Ralph tweet, but idk where else this would go.

Augie announces an upcoming Ralph-centric stream on Cozy:
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... and someone named SalvoPancakes (a commentary a-log, it looks like), replies with a really weird cope-post Twitter video:
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(Link) (https://archive.ph/Sznql)

If you think Ralph having a bifurcated meat sack for a stomach is funny, or you think Ralph eating shit out of a teenager's ass is disgusting, you're actually just a nerd mad at Ralph for bullying you(? lol?). Wouldn't be surprised if Ralph asked this guy to come on the Killstream to shit on Augie et al some time in the future - with how many people Ralph is driving away lately, and with the sheer amount of Entersphere-level commentary spergs who hate Augie, it's only a matter of time before Ralph "enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend"s one of these retards onto his stream as a hail mary to try and get a win against someone for once.

Legitimately WHO is this guy? He sounds GAY (cringe) and looks weak as hell. I smell future killstream kliq kohost

 

[Sammich]

A certain 'sunset' keeps making stupid refrains and the Ralphamale is sick of it. Just keep tuning in to boring and tedious debates so he can make money by reading his KF threads while two retards yell over each other.
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Lol, this is becoming the new Knoxville picture
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[LadiosSopp]

Master of psychology.
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He won't last more than a couple days.

Also his week will still be shit lmao. Cope more piggie.

 

[AnOminous]

Yet somehow Ralph wants ppl to believe that the 150 ppl watching KS are giving him $800. LMAO.

Not even Rekieta gets that kind of per-viewer contribution other than early Weeb Wars stuff, and most of that didn't even go to him. And he's one of the most successful superchat recipients around.

Those double tiddies are magical. Meigh is a lucky horse, getting to see them daily.

He's literally turning physically into a pig and growing rows of tits like a huge sow. I think the Gunt has exceeded its containment capacity and his body is pumping the new fat into his pig moobs. If he keeps it up, he'll end up with a forehead Gunt like the Slaton sisters.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He won't last more than a couple days.

Also his week will still be shit lmao. Cope more piggie.

He’s going to have to mindlessly grunt twice as much at Tucker and RT clips now.

He has absolutely no entertainment value beyond his own life ruination drama. If he keeps his promise he will have under 70 viewers by Wed, and 50% will just be hate watchers waiting for him to snap.

In desperation on Thursday he will start his own KS wet t-shirt contest for an hour on the KS, Gunt vs May. The stream views will explode. He will declare himself the winner thanks to have big quadruple titties and wave around his bowling trophy. Adding up the stream views, restreams and YT clip views he will declare it the most watched stream in the history of the sector.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

His claims about money are particularly hilarious when we can see what a wildly popular 4 hour stream with over 3k viewers, plus a top tier guest, in his sector actually pulls in with superchats. Yet somehow Ralph wants ppl to believe that the 150 ppl watching KS are giving him $800. LMAO.

Very good point, but not only that, KC, Rekieta, Metokur all share one thing in common when they pull in a large number of donations, they spend 1+ hours at the end of the show reading all the donations, and that is with Rekieta/KC reading anything above 20$ when it comes in.
Ralph doesn't get 100$ donations (he'll probably start to now after reading this), he gets 3-10$ from what I've seen, if he were pulling 1000s a day, he would be reading hundreds of superchats and it would make up a large portion of the show.

I will give him one thing though, he's been getting an increase in donations from alogs lately. I don't really understand why they do it because he just clicks them away and have very little to no impact most of the time, plus, ironically giving money to Ralph is still giving money to Ralph. With that said, it's nowhere close to enough to make thousands a day.

Now that everyone's catching on to him faking donations and lying about the numbers, I'm sure he will post a screenshot that supposedly "proves" how much money he makes or some retarded shit like that.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looking through some tweets in Ralphs replies and his superchat donations I really feel Ralph’s fans needs their own thread for discussion and analysis at this point. People who cannot see the crazy rage pig for what he is and think he’s the best in the sector is definitely interesting.

 

[buttmunch]

Master of psychology.
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ralph really doesnt realise hes constantly being made fun of and thinks its some kind of back and forth banter lol what?

 

[RollerGator]

It's ultimately irrelevant, but these stupid political debates are unbearable, the most boring crap imaginable, especially when the "moderator" is so uninformed, uninvested, and low IQ as Ralph. IBS was fun when it was random internet weirdos or degenerate ecelebs screaming at one another (hence the best episodes lately are when Ralph melts down and hollers at the aylawgs), trying to "intellectualize" the format rarely works, as evidenced by the final days of JF era Warski Live.

In Ralph's case it's even more egregious because he just cycles through the same stable of half a dozen milquetoast gunthuggers that vomit out the same dull rhetoric.

People yelling about drama/gossip = funny/good content
People debating politics = gay

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Looking through some tweets in Ralphs replies and his superchat donations I really feel Ralph’s fans needs their own thread for discussion and analysis at this point. People who cannot see the crazy rage pig for what he is and think he’s the best in the sector is definitely interesting.

some of them have their own threads already. they're the types of retards who simp and paypig a woman with no asshole.

They're retards, actual retards and incels who think fat man ralph fucking hookers and run down digibro ex's is living a high life. Imagine for a moment if you will, how fucking much of a loser do you have to be to look up to Ethan fucking Ralph? All I can do is lmao

 

[Bland Crumbs]

He won't last more than a couple days.

Also his week will still be shit lmao. Cope more piggie.

Yeah I do not see it. He is going to use socks to cheat at the very least.

If he does manage it the built up pressure should make for a pretty epic meltdown at the end.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

MY SHOWS ARE SOLID. I WON. BIG.
I’d hate to see what losing looks like.
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That bottom pic is pure chefs kiss. Not just the double tit, but PPP in his Boogaloo Boy shirt in the lower left corner recoiling in horror at the sight of it.

 

[maize]

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He look like he's channeling Fedsmoker (RIP) in the first pic only a distinctly inferior (and gunted) imitation.